kontextmaschine:

I’m pretty sure the muscle tweaking is the right pectoralis minor

Or maybe no, it may be something bound up in the back pulling on the chest muscles?

I’m pretty sure the muscle tweaking is the right pectoralis minor

argumate:

nintendo-audio:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time ~ Big Apple 3 AM

yeah baby!

uncle-mojave:

stalker-among-the-stars:

uncle-mojave:

snoopyplushie:

The bond between a mentally ill girl and her cat is indescribable

Horse

The bond between a mentally ill horse and her cat is indescribable.

dicksmasher:

alphabetcompletionist:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

The best time to have planted a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Did you plant one 19 years ago? You may as well just go fuck yourself

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVW Y

23/26

this website good

imsobadatnicknames2:

vacuously-true:

Has this been done yet

kingkillion:

Something about this meme is back in the 90s I remember seeing a drawing off alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.cartoons.moderated of Disney’s Pocahontas using an ear of corn as a dildo beneath the legend “we call it maize” that really stuck with me, which means that for over a quarter of a century my internet experience has been haunted by some kind of cornfucking cartoon

Huh, it’s very faint, but my fingers can feel traces of the musculature underlying the fat of the upper belly now. (Well, it can feel my fingers.) Last time that was clear was elementary school, no idea what it’ll look like now.

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

duckdotcom replied to this post: wehres the apology?

I will say this: the recent tumblr drama has convinced me to do exactly what I haven’t done so far: start blocking people.

kushblazer666:

guarana?

kingkillion:

zukana13731:

trashboat:

impormable:

marithlizard:

calvinandhobbescomic:

It’s weird to think this comic predates the rise of Internet spam, though otherwise it reads like it could’ve been drawn yesterday.

I’ve been thinking about the phrase “verbing weirds language” for nearly 30 years

hobbes in the last panel deconstructing twitter decades before it’s invention

Casually adding “Well, I’m phasing” to my lexicon.

apoliticalfemdommunist-deactiva:

christ-figure-bracket:

cartoonrival:

christ-figure-bracket:

cartoonrival:

toeispidey:

wickedsick:

christ-figure-bracket:

He fucking what

he walked on water once and led the echidnas to the promised land

he also sacrificed himself when he was green and then was reborn by the will of god (also an echidna) without his powers

thats knuckles’ empty grave after he rose again btw.

You . Were not kidding

not an actual microwave thats just what fans call it. it was actually called the chaos chamber, and knuckles’ dad put his unhatched egg in there (without telling knuckles’ mom) after a god projected images of the apocalypse into his mind while he slept and told him this was the only way to save the world. it gave knuckles superpowers basically

Eggman also tricked him into becoming a god again so he (Eggman) could turn Knuckles into an infinite energy source (it backfired). He also stripped his distant techno-cult cousins of all their augments and it caused a religious crisis for them.

falseknees:

Prints in store

k-simplex:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

war

its time for war

US foreign policy simulator

haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

Sister of Battle by John Blanche

Yeah, like when I was saying the Empire is envisioned as a mashup of the Nazis, the Red Army, and the Catholic Church, this is from the Catholic part.

kontextmaschine:

You know who I honestly want some kinda Behind the Music episode about? Matchbox 20. I genuinely want to know how the hell that happened.

Though honestly I would love if there was a bit where they had like a minute of interview before they go “oh no wait, that’s Third Eye Blind”.

You know who I honestly want some kinda Behind the Music episode about? Matchbox 20. I genuinely want to know how the hell that happened.

probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

Disney is secretly run by a True Fae because the two elements of Arcadia are stories and contracts so by using complex contracts to get control of all stories it can become the the most powerful being in Faerie send tweet

Ok this was a while ago but I just remembered how many early disney movies have the moral “Faeries are cute and harmless and if you meet one, take anything it offers and follow it wherever it wants to go.”

I’ve connected the dots.

Horror RPGs, smugly: You know, Fae aren’t nearly as friendly as Disney portrays them.

Me, nervously grabbing an iron horseshoe: Wait, why is Disney so invested in convincing people the Fae are friendly?