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Smashing shoulder's back and I finished off 1 of the 2 parts of Blueberry Hill remaining. (In the "dugout", where the soil level...

kontextmaschine:

Smashing shoulder’s back and I finished off 1 of the 2 parts of Blueberry Hill remaining. (In the “dugout”, where the soil level inside the shell of Blueberry Hill is below where I built the sides to)

Then started to fill it in with logs, then I’ll cover with twigs, smash, then grass clippings. The other area is more out of the way against a slope, but as is pine branches shade it from rain while it’ll smash into a drainage path, so I want to do that to get it wet some before the rainy season ends.

Also, dug some drainage ditches alongside the path with my ditch shovel.

Also it was freakish how trivial the effort to smash is and how quickly I recover now. When I started this I had to slide my hand up to the head to lift it to wind up a strike.

Sake, as strong as wine but brewed– and thus taxed – like beer, was long an astoundingly cheap drunk balanced by the fact that a...

Sake, as strong as wine but brewed– and thus taxed – like beer, was long an astoundingly cheap drunk balanced by the fact that a random 1 out of every 4 bottles of Sho Chiku Bai was completely undrinkable, but now they’re importing decent Japanese stuff in the paper cartons.

Tumblr got me listening to Alanis Morissette and Liz Phair recently, I’m too far gone

afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

Tumblr got me listening to Alanis Morissette and Liz Phair recently, I’m too far gone

Is she perverted like me!?
Would she go down on you in a theater!?
Does she speak eloquently? And would she have your baby?
I’m sure she’d make a really excellent mother!
CauseTheLoveThatYouGaveThatWeMadeWasn'tAbleToMakeItEnoughForYouToBeOpenWideNoAndEveryTimeYouSpeakHerNameDoesSheKnowHowYouToldMeYou'dHoldMeUntilYouDied? Until You Died!? But You’re Still Alive!

I’ve lived through the Spanish Flu, WWI WWII, The Red Scare, The Great Depression, The Korean War, the Teapot Dome Scandal and...

butt-hash:

I’ve lived through the Spanish Flu, WWI WWII, The Red Scare, The Great Depression, The Korean War, the Teapot Dome Scandal and the Civil Rights Movement!  My life is fucking swag bro.

1963 I’m fucking ready…come at me!!!!

Tagged: same as it ever was amhist

Starting a new feature called “Ask a Christian”.  You send me questions about Christianity and I say “I don’t know, ask a...

markadoo:

Starting a new feature called “Ask a Christian”.  You send me questions about Christianity and I say “I don’t know, ask a Christian”

Neighborhood is finally filling up with the young renters who feel like they own the place but show up a half- to full- decade...

Neighborhood is finally filling up with the young renters who feel like they own the place but show up a half- to full- decade after the first-time homeowners who actually own the place (when it’s time to settle down good luck finding a house remotely close, kids!)

Tagged: portlandportlandportland karafuto and friends

Smashing shoulder's back and I finished off 1 of the 2 parts of Blueberry Hill remaining. (In the "dugout", where the soil level...

Smashing shoulder’s back and I finished off 1 of the 2 parts of Blueberry Hill remaining. (In the “dugout”, where the soil level inside the shell of Blueberry Hill is below where I built the sides to)

Then started to fill it in with logs, then I’ll cover with twigs, smash, then grass clippings. The other area is more out of the way against a slope, but as is pine branches shade it from rain while it’ll smash into a drainage path, so I want to do that to get it wet some before the rainy season ends.

Also, dug some drainage ditches alongside the path with my ditch shovel.

Tagged: blueberry hill

My Zojirushi rice maker proving a real champ, I can just fill it up and hit start and it'll perfectly make the rice and keep it...

My Zojirushi rice maker proving a real champ, I can just fill it up and hit start and it’ll perfectly make the rice and keep it ready for hours, then I just mix it with some butter and some fujinzuke pickled vegetables or smoked salmon

Tagged: real sushi rice too that's key

Have two big jars of ghee now because it was butter I could buy on Amazon

Have two big jars of ghee now because it was butter I could buy on Amazon

Some back of the envelope math here assuming my daily natural production of creatine is equivalent to 2 scoops, and assuming my...

Some back of the envelope math here assuming my daily natural production of creatine is equivalent to 2 scoops, and assuming my need for supplementation decreases at a steady linear rate, then this period where I was taking 5 (+2 natural = 7 used overall) saw a weight loss that will be equaled by the periods I am taking 4 plus the one somewhat after I’ve stopped supplementing where my daily demands still use some (6 + 1), the period I’m taking 3 plus the one immediately after going to 0 (5 + 2) AND the one I’m taking 2 plus the one I’m taking 1 (4 + 3).

This implies that if no further “echoes” strengthen the drain any, there is about 3 times the weight loss remaining as I have seen at this level.

My mental model ranks states of… fatness as

  • Obese
  • Fat
  • Overweight
  • Average
  • Slim
  • Thin
  • Emaciated

, dividing all but the end caps further into “the [N+1] side of N”, “plain N”, “the [N-1] side of N”.

When the aerobic energy issue first struck and I started replacing with anaerobic from creatine, I was at “plain fat” or even “the obese side of fat”. I am now at “the fat side of overweight”, and expect to hit “plain overweight” by the end of the month. By the time this resolves I expect to be somewhere between “plain average” and “the average side of slim”.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

hylialeia:

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

he'd be on here with a lana del rey profile pic and if it didnt say like 48 in his bio he'd just be instinguishable from any...

palecompressor-deactivated20241:

he’d be on here with a lana del rey profile pic and if it didnt say like 48 in his bio he’d just be instinguishable from any other type of tumblr mutual and he’d come on here every day posting like “still havent fucked that old man” and we’d be like nooo 😭 dont give up king 🥺

Art by Chahat Bavanya

thecollectibles:

Art by Chahat Bavanya

>making some ambitious frozen meal from the supermarket only to discover it's really a plate of hors d'oeuvres

>making some ambitious frozen meal from the supermarket only to discover it’s really a plate of hors d'oeuvres

The lower, ah, corners of the belly, where it connects back to fat deposits at the hips, drawing back too

The lower, ah, corners of the belly, where it connects back to fat deposits at the hips, drawing back too

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

Woman here in an old school white lady haircut and a camouflage t-shirt with orange text of the variety you see sold in southern...

afloweroutofstone:

Woman here in an old school white lady haircut and a camouflage t-shirt with orange text of the variety you see sold in southern gas stations, but the text reads “MAYA Angelou

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a...

crimsonclad:

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

Thinking about how they not only made pinkie pie canonically straight but they just had to involve weird al in it

demilypyro:

legodotcom:

demilypyro:

legodotcom:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Thinking about how they not only made pinkie pie canonically straight but they just had to involve weird al in it

The last one. She fucked that man

HUH

WEIRD AL WAS A REOCCURING CHARACTER AND IN THE LAST EPISODE SHE HAD HIS BABY OKAY IM NOT INTO IT EITHER

HUH

there are people commenting that she could still be bi and while that is correct and yall are valid you have to understand that that in no way lessens the impact of the fact that she was canonically impregnated by weird al’s self insert OC

Tagged: poniesponiesponies

Have been wondering how to arrange one room to work for an office/passage to the yard/guest room/movie room for crowds I don't...

Have been wondering how to arrange one room to work for an office/passage to the yard/guest room/movie room for crowds I don’t invite to my bed and have realized it might actually work best as a tatami room with a pull-out futon (and a projector to use a wall as a screen)

Tagged: karafuto

Seed a torrent of Dallas (1978-1991) labeled as Season 0 of Succession

Seed a torrent of Dallas (1978-1991) labeled as Season 0 of Succession

Tagged: same as it ever was succession