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why is los angeles where los angeles is

rustingbridges:

why is los angeles where los angeles is

The first transcontinental railroad ran to San Francisco, and when a southern route was built the obvious western terminus was San Diego, but San Francisco elites feared the growth of another California power center so they pulled strings to get it redirected to Los Angeles, which was originally the agricultural lands feeding a Spanish mission and had no natural port. (They first built long piers around Malibu and then an artificial breakwater-protected harbor down by Long Beach.)

Then in 1892, the city was found to sit atop a major oil field and a drilling boom ensued, then in WWI the existence of a large labor force without strong left-labor organization like elsewhere on the west coast and in coastal shipping range of the wood-producing Pacific Northwest made it ideal to spin up a military aircraft industry.

Then after WWI, the booming Mediterranean-climate city drew a lot of immigrants from post-Ottoman lands as their national restructurings wrang out, then the motion picture industry relocated there from upstate New York for the weather and to get distance from Thomas Edison’s IP-enforcing goons, then in WWII that defense aerospace industry got even bigger, carrying the region through the Cold War.

Tagged: los angeles kontextmaschine does hollywood history amhist

Love looking out the window and seeing Badger puttering about

Love looking out the window and seeing Badger puttering about

Tagged: badger the cat

The Most Popular Search Term In Each State (in 2022) by @statspanda1

mapsontheweb:

The Most Popular Search Term In Each State (in 2022)

by @statspanda1

uh, what?

Tagged: unholy

Plonk

luisonte:

Plonk

good morning everyone

o-fantasma:

a screenshot of a tweet from twitter user ebeggin1. text reads;  Me: …and that’s why they call themselves “girltwinks.”  Mao Zedong: Incredible. The ingenuity and power of the masses of proletarian women is boundless and without equal.ALT

good morning everyone

chainsawder:

plasmalogical:

Feeling the shrinking— stomach, it's a stomach not a belly now, a mass secured in the abdomen not a sprawling softness (when...

Feeling the shrinking— stomach, it’s a stomach not a belly now, a mass secured in the abdomen not a sprawling softness (when it’s reduced to just a pouch at the lower abdomen it’ll be a gut) and marveling that based on experience with the creatine thing and projecting from here, the rest’s already doomed, like the warrant has been signed

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

the Elvira's House of Horrors pinball machine features Teenagers From Outer Space, The Brain That Wouldn't Die, Santa Claus...

brazenautomaton:

the Elvira’s House of Horrors pinball machine features Teenagers From Outer Space, The Brain That Wouldn’t Die, Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, and MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE

meaning that it doubles as the mst3k pinball machine

the premise is Elvira’s trying to sell her house so you gotta kick all the b-movie monsters out

this is actually the third Elvira-themed pinball machine (1, 2)

Tagged: pinball elvira

Dead America Suburban Philly _ March 2023

damonabnormal:

Dead America
Suburban Philly _ March 2023

I’m pretty sure that top picture is an anchor store for my old local Montgomery Mall, which makes this the second vibey photo this week I got thrown by recognizing

One of my favorite historical curiosities is 20th century futurists who were convinced they were already living through the...

northshorewave:

One of my favorite historical curiosities is 20th century futurists who were convinced they were already living through the Information Apocalypse. “How can the human brain be expected to grapple with sixty-five channels’ worth of cable television?!” Asks some Marshall McLuhan wannabe in 1991. “It’s all a meaningless, maddening pit of context-free stimuli and subconscious impulses!” Buddy, pal, you had no idea what was coming did you.

Tagged: same as it ever was

enbycrip:

drink mead NOW

Anonymous asked:

drink mead NOW

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

I don’t know any meaderies near where I live

So, is a mead distributor an “intermeadiary”?

Okay after going down to 4 scoops/day last week failed I tried to do 4 day/1 night, and that left me too sluggish to smash, so I...

Okay after going down to 4 scoops/day last week failed I tried to do 4 day/1 night, and that left me too sluggish to smash, so I just did 4 full buckets of weeding.

So I guess I’m not as on the verge of stepping down as I thought, which means we should expect my final weight to come in on the lower end of the range I predicted, average side of slim or even plain slim.

Tagged: groundskeeping kontextmaschine loses weight

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep

twitter has apparently unverified the pope. i need a bishop in avignon to decide to be the funniest person on the internet

squeeful:

twitter has apparently unverified the pope. i need a bishop in avignon to decide to be the funniest person on the internet

Tagged: it's social media

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

wait what do chlorine and brake fluid do?

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep

Source

swordseer:

geekysteven:

dreamed I went to see a movie based on the Iliad and when the ocean appeared in the first shot, the audience went absolutely wild shouting THE WINE DARK SEA! THE WINE DARK SEA!ALT

Source

I think about this all of the time

Art by Kevin Scarborough

thecollectibles:

Art by Kevin Scarborough

You can't cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the...

idionymon:

You can’t cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:

toskarin:

Tagged: gender