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Every time I use this sushi rice I think of the Yakuza games

Every time I use this sushi rice I think of the Yakuza games

Tagged: yakuza vidya akira nishikiyama

Had the coffee before the creatine today, to see what it's like, and: surprisingly functional! The caffeine is apparently a real...

Had the coffee before the creatine today, to see what it’s like, and: surprisingly functional! The caffeine is apparently a real component of my daily energy stack (the biggest draw seems to be that absent the creatine, my back doesn’t have spare energy to compensate for all the petty strains I developed yesterday)

Hm, I should at least listen to the Butch Vig Sonic Youth albums

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

Hm, I should at least listen to the Butch Vig Sonic Youth albums

This thought courtesy of listening to Siamese Dream and going “holy shit, this is thirty years old”

Butch Vig was likely the one thinking to cover Big Star in the first place. Vic Chesnutt too, maybe The Jam, though I could see that being Steve or Shirley.

Tagged: garbage butch vig

Hm, I should at least listen to the Butch Vig Sonic Youth albums

kontextmaschine:

Hm, I should at least listen to the Butch Vig Sonic Youth albums

This thought courtesy of listening to Siamese Dream and going “holy shit, this is thirty years old”

Tagged: siamese dream

Hm, I should at least listen to the Butch Vig Sonic Youth albums

Hm, I should at least listen to the Butch Vig Sonic Youth albums

you know, aging is a universal experience but I can’t imagine that my ancestors ever experienced this specific kind of sign that...

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you know, aging is a universal experience but I can’t imagine that my ancestors ever experienced this specific kind of sign that times arrow flies forever forward

Big Star – Thirteen (1972) Big Star made a big impression as a 70s band – that was where Alex Chilton was from! – and a lot of...

Big Star – Thirteen (1972)

Big Star made a big impression as a 70s band – that was where Alex Chilton was from! – and a lot of people have covered them, I actually first got into the song from the 1998 Garbage b-side cover.

Tagged: garbage

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symptoms of long covid may include bisexuality

Tagged: long covid can confirm

Okay, finished building the bonfire, cleaned up the remaining wood in the side yard, put all the smashed-up stuff in the...

Okay, finished building the bonfire, cleaned up the remaining wood in the side yard, put all the smashed-up stuff in the Blueberry Hill “dugout” shell, started weeding the top backyard and didn’t even finish – there’s an area where bunchgrasses took over where I cleared out moss years ago, and it’s tall enough to distinguish now so I took a ton of those out.

Next step is shoring up the Blueberry Hill retaining wall, for that and some other stuff might have to get a bedload of soil from the landscaping yard. Then the outside’s done for a while and I can return to the inside.

Feeling dry, dunno if it’s the dry season yet or just teasing its imminent arrival.

Tagged: blueberry hill

Been kinda spacey lately but just realized, oh duh, I just had a really weak set of echoes and that's the mental stuff.

Been kinda spacey lately but just realized, oh duh, I just had a really weak set of echoes and that’s the mental stuff.

ngl I kind of envy political grifters. these guys make a whole living just posting nonsense all day for insane logged on people....

algorithmist:

ngl I kind of envy political grifters. these guys make a whole living just posting nonsense all day for insane logged on people. I post nonsense all day for insane logged on people and get nothing for it. besides love and admiration of course

Some people name their child after themselves, and some people say they think of their pets as their children, but rarely do you...

squareallworthy:

Some people name their child after themselves, and some people say they think of their pets as their children, but rarely do you see a pet owner name their pet after themself. “Hi, I’m Dave, and this is my dog, Dave” – you just don’t see that a lot.

Tagged: not wrong

People were scared to RT this on Twitter. Here, we are brave. http://smbc-comics.com/comic/fantasy-3

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zachweinersmith:

People were scared to RT this on Twitter. Here, we are brave.


http://smbc-comics.com/comic/fantasy-3

Tagged: sexual media

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The AI also tried to include legible text in the image. The text it tried to write was:

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The kalld of stcine

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black and white photo of a crowd of people standing in front of a building with a brass plaque. The plaque is made of a circular metal

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THRONE OF CHAOSALT

Oh? Do I sit on the THRONE OF CHAOS? Are you my subject?

Yes, I am your loyal and loving subject.

okay my ruling as the LORD OF CHAOS is as follows:

post something silly

Does this mean I get to rule for now?

no but this is a silly post so you do get one commendation

Awesome. Can I keep the throne, or do you need to sit on it again?

I know I’ve got a lot of work to do before I’m worthy of sitting on the throne of the lord of chaos

the throne doesn’t dictate who is in charge and seeing as we’re chaotic, who fucking cares who sits on the throne? Take it.

:D

Okay, since I’m the ruler of the kalld of stcine, I need to address you, my loyal citizens!

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a picture of a cat in a white fur coat with a blue collar and a blue harness. On the left side of the image is a close up

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It is with an eternal sense of gratitude and honor that I accept you as my loyal subjects, and this post was dictated by the wisdom of your ruler, the LORD OF CHAOS so here is my decree:

Citizens, the chaotic throne has decreed you shall receive THREE DAYS PAID LEAVE from the labyrinth. Enjoy your time, and please be safe.

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep

Snow Sculptures by Andy Goldsworthy

zegalba:

Snow Sculptures by Andy Goldsworthy

Gordon Freeman's original PC model vs his Dreamcast model

lytmeowtif:

0verclocked:

Gordon Freeman’s original PC model vs his Dreamcast model

Console exclusive packer

Tagged: vidya

Playing pinball for the first time in a while, adopting the same familiar stance as always, suddenly realizing my center of...

kontextmaschine:

Playing pinball for the first time in a while, adopting the same familiar stance as always, suddenly realizing my center of gravity and sensory experience are completely different than they’ve been since I started playing pinball

Like, trying to muscle the table around, our relative masses had changed by enough it mattered.

Tagged: pinball kontextmaschine loses weight

Okay all the real flabby looseness has been lost from the bottom of the stomach, just a bit more for the remaining to firm up...

Okay all the real flabby looseness has been lost from the bottom of the stomach, just a bit more for the remaining to firm up more

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

Between the iron, the creatine, and coffee, there are three different things I take each day that get my stalled bowels moving...

Between the iron, the creatine, and coffee, there are three different things I take each day that get my stalled bowels moving enough to loose a fart that’s been building up stench in there for a while

the Elvira's House of Horrors pinball machine features Teenagers From Outer Space, The Brain That Wouldn't Die, Santa Claus...

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brazenautomaton:

the Elvira’s House of Horrors pinball machine features Teenagers From Outer Space, The Brain That Wouldn’t Die, Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, and MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE

meaning that it doubles as the mst3k pinball machine

the premise is Elvira’s trying to sell her house so you gotta kick all the b-movie monsters out

this is actually the third Elvira-themed pinball machine (1, 2)

The second one, Scared Stiff, is a 1996 DMD (“Dot Matrix Display”) horror-double-entendre classic, the first one, Elvira and the Party Monsters, is a 1989 I-bet-you-didn’t-even-know-pinball-design-had-a-cocaine-era

Tagged: pinball