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I will say Spotify is good at putting things in context. If I were to create a playlist of "Duran Duran-adjacent music" I'd get...

I will say Spotify is good at putting things in context. If I were to create a playlist of “Duran Duran-adjacent music” I’d get some of this bigger 90s pop stuff but some I’d never heard of.

This is like the grown-up version of those "this complete breakfast" from cereal ads

This is like the grown-up version of those “this complete breakfast” from cereal ads

Tagged: this complete breakfast

Somehow always fucks me up that Reed is north of Woodstock, not south

Somehow always fucks me up that Reed is north of Woodstock, not south

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

In a brunch place in a neighborhood right by mine that's the first one they laid out for cars, all non-super "markets" and...

In a brunch place in a neighborhood right by mine that’s the first one they laid out for cars, all non-super “markets” and random sub-collector intersections with shops and bars and doctors’ offices on the corner, and there is a slightly-shaded from full sun thing going on that really favors houses built in the Truman administration

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

You don't so much hear about catcalling construction workers anymore.

You don’t so much hear about catcalling construction workers anymore.

Saw a bunch of ants gathering where I spilled some Gatorade powder and without thinking was just like "Electrolytes. They're...

Saw a bunch of ants gathering where I spilled some Gatorade powder and without thinking was just like “Electrolytes. They’re what ants crave.”

Tagged: they crave those ions electrolytes

So it turns out that inside every fat man there's a matryoshka stack of successively smaller – but still fat! – men trying to...

So it turns out that inside every fat man there’s a matryoshka stack of successively smaller – but still fat! – men trying to get out.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight 2023

The bottom edge of the stomach is now firmed and tightened up enough it not only doesn't fold down over the skin crease to lie...

The bottom edge of the stomach is now firmed and tightened up enough it not only doesn’t fold down over the skin crease to lie against the skin below, it actively stands away from the torso.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

So the thing where I got horrible cramps whenever I reached back to wipe my ass has gone away, still unclear what was up there.

So the thing where I got horrible cramps whenever I reached back to wipe my ass has gone away, still unclear what was up there.

Geh, what with how I went back to bed after the tree guys, in trying to reconstruct my day the morning registers as the day...

Geh, what with how I went back to bed after the tree guys, in trying to reconstruct my day the morning registers as the day previous

Coming back from the bar there was actual life on the street after dark, the neighborhood's really coming up. A lot of raggedy...

Coming back from the bar there was actual life on the street after dark, the neighborhood’s really coming up. A lot of raggedy street people though, where there weren’t last week, I wonder if a nearby encampment got rousted.

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

Finally managed to get something to a pinball friend I never know when I'm gonna see and had in fact moved to the East Coast,...

Finally managed to get something to a pinball friend I never know when I’m gonna see and had in fact moved to the East Coast, checking off a to-do item open for several years before the plague.

Kinda counterintuitive ("my belt is too tight since I lost weight!"), but I think I need pants with a narrower waist so I don't...

Kinda counterintuitive (“my belt is too tight since I lost weight!”), but I think I need pants with a narrower waist so I don’t have to cinch the belt this tightly to keep them from falling down.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

Feeling more the summer side of spring than the winter one

Feeling more the summer side of spring than the winter one

Silk sheets were so fresh last night at one point I woke halfway, felt them, and became convinced the entire bed was soaking wet

Silk sheets were so fresh last night at one point I woke halfway, felt them, and became convinced the entire bed was soaking wet

Getting to the warm season when Badger's out so much I fear he's gone; he wasn't here when I woke up early for the tree guys and...

Getting to the warm season when Badger’s out so much I fear he’s gone; he wasn’t here when I woke up early for the tree guys and afterwards couldn’t find him, no one touched the food in the dish, I was thinking about how it would make it ironic if he went missing that I just talked about being specially blessed lately, and what a shadow it would cast over my weight loss posting if I was hoping for him to come back the whole time, but he finally came in the window and meowed complaining and I got to pick him up and nuzzle him.

Tagged: badger the cat

Alright I had to get up ass early, but the tree guys were just guys with a bucket truck who knew how to trim trees (and left the...

kontextmaschine:

Alright I had to get up ass early, but the tree guys were just guys with a bucket truck who knew how to trim trees (and left the wood behind) and instead of staying around to reconnect power the electrical guys rigged me a new line in a better location.

This means that for the first time since I got the house, and before that decades at least, all of the trees are fully trimmed.

Tagged: tree trimming

The top side of the stomach has felt smooth like a baby's bottom for a week. I don't know what that is, months ago rubbing it...

The top side of the stomach has felt smooth like a baby’s bottom for a week.

I don’t know what that is, months ago rubbing it would exfoliate it. Maybe somehow related to the usually blemish-inducing shrinking of the skin where it creates smaller new bottom layers?

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

Alright I had to get up ass early, but the tree guys were just guys with a bucket truck who knew how to trim trees (and left the...

Alright I had to get up ass early, but the tree guys were just guys with a bucket truck who knew how to trim trees (and left the wood behind) and instead of staying around to reconnect power the electrical guys rigged me a new line in a better location.

Tagged: tree trimming

watching a post racing to [number], evenly split between two reblogs putting directly opposite spin on it

watching a post racing to [number], evenly split between two reblogs putting directly opposite spin on it