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In the last stage my chest went from feeling like fatty man-tits to smaller cupcakes of fat atop solid muscle, now interestingly...

In the last stage my chest went from feeling like fatty man-tits to smaller cupcakes of fat atop solid muscle, now interestingly it’s all blended together into some gel pack-feeling mass.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

Just had a thought that maybe I should look for an occasion to visit with or host an old friend who has a 7 year old now, and...

Just had a thought that maybe I should look for an occasion to visit with or host an old friend who has a 7 year old now, and was brought to reflect back on all those times in childhood family friends stayed in our guest room or we stopped in for dinner on vacation and I thought “who the fuck is this guy” and then was stuck waiting around forever while my parents had coffee and talked

Tagged: same as it ever was

Like, I keep up on news and social media, at this point if he wasn't going outside to do hours of yard work every day I'm at a...

Like, I keep up on news and social media, at this point if he wasn’t going outside to do hours of yard work every day I’m at a loss to explain what the old personality did all day.

Just a bit of reclined back to my chair and there's no pressure between the bottom of my stomach and my lap attempting to occupy...

Just a bit of reclined back to my chair and there’s no pressure between the bottom of my stomach and my lap attempting to occupy the same space, I don’t think I had even noticed that as a distinct thing.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

Well, today there's a more together-looking crew with a more professional-looking mini-backhoe and trucks, maybe the rougher...

Well, today there’s a more together-looking crew with a more professional-looking mini-backhoe and trucks, maybe the rougher scene yesterday was just for demolishing the old railroad-tie retaining wall.

I can't wear extra large gym shorts anymore, even with fresh elastic they just start out too loose.

I can’t wear extra large gym shorts anymore, even with fresh elastic they just start out too loose.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

Revelations

kontextmaschine:

Revelations

walking down the street the other day:

“Oh, it was called ‘In Living Color’ ‘cause they were black.”

!

Like, if you were a white suburban kid in the 90s it was definitely possible to walk away from that thinking of Jim Carrey (Fire Marshal Bill!) as the breakout star and not the Wayans Brothers.

Tagged: in living color wayans brothers jim carrey

Oh, huh, once you get the fat off to notice, I've built decent pecs.

Oh, huh, once you get the fat off to notice, I’ve built decent pecs.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

Vaping weed and living with a blood pressure disorder both just mean you have to get used to soldering through for a few seconds...

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

Vaping weed and living with a blood pressure disorder both just mean you have to get used to soldering through for a few seconds when your whole world experience and mental functioning drops a few resolution levels for anoxia sometimes.

And there’s a pride in it – my cognizance can cope with my brain’s physicality affecting my experience of consciousness! That’s actually been really relevant lately!

Like, I do kinda figure that if this all was gonna happen to someone I might be the option that would get maximum value from it

I want to remind people that it being this normal for people to live into their 70s and 80s specifically postdates the postwar...

I want to remind people that it being this normal for people to live into their 70s and 80s specifically postdates the postwar medical “War on Cancer” and the 1990s development of statins.

Tagged: 2023 lifespan augmentation

Just thought about Homey D. Clown from In Living Color =)

Just thought about Homey D. Clown from In Living Color =)

Tagged: in living color homey d. clown

Okay the bottom edge of the stomach has continued to firm and by now it's a solid shell. Perhaps I should have waited until now...

Okay the bottom edge of the stomach has continued to firm and by now it’s a solid shell. Perhaps I should have waited until now to mark the transition to “plain overweight”. Oh well.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601:

I'm like DJ crazy times and your pussy is everyone's beautiful faces

deirdreskye:

deirdreskye:

I’m like DJ crazy times and your pussy is everyone’s beautiful faces

I was half asleep when I posted this so I’d like explain the joke: I want to see your pussy

daughter-of-sapph0:

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep

what if I just decided to live without shame. what then

californiagoddess:

how2forgive:

what if I just decided to live without shame. what then

Tagged: can confirm

Not everyone on their phones on social media is just looking at idiotic and pointless shit that's corroding their brain and...

official-kircheis:

homunculus-argument:

Not everyone on their phones on social media is just looking at idiotic and pointless shit that’s corroding their brain and actively making them stupider.

Some of us are posting it.

Ok, more grass weeding, cleaned the bottom backyard so well there was nothing on the grass and mowed it, brought the felled...

Ok, more grass weeding, cleaned the bottom backyard so well there was nothing on the grass and mowed it, brought the felled mimosa branches to be chopped up.

Tagged: groundskeeping

So they say if a bear charges you you should stand your ground cause it'll probably pull up short into a mere threat display. So...

kontextmaschine:

So they say if a bear charges you you should stand your ground cause it’ll probably pull up short into a mere threat display.

So what happens if you charge back at it?

Like I understand that you might normally be too terrified to, but recall I don’t feel terror anymore

Vaping weed and living with a blood pressure disorder both just mean you have to get used to soldering through for a few seconds...

kontextmaschine:

Vaping weed and living with a blood pressure disorder both just mean you have to get used to soldering through for a few seconds when your whole world experience and mental functioning drops a few resolution levels for anoxia sometimes.

And there’s a pride in it – my cognizance can cope with my brain’s physicality affecting my experience of consciousness! That’s actually been really relevant lately!