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like Japanese, English has 語尾 (gobi) -- sentence ending particles that change the tone of the sentence. the Japanese ね (ne) is...

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like Japanese, English has 語尾 (gobi) – sentence ending particles that change the tone of the sentence. the Japanese ね (ne) is similar to English right? or innit?, while よ (yo) is something like fo sho.

these are a semi-closed class with new ones reaching fixation fairly rarely. it then speaks to the prowess of the greatest wordsmith of the 2010s that he individually managed to coin not just one but two. namely many such cases! and sad!

Oh, huh, now I can feel muscle tone in the part of the upper arm facing away from the body with arms to the sides

Oh, huh, now I can feel muscle tone in the part of the upper arm facing away from the body with arms to the sides

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The whole "Every Marine a Combatant" USMC thing only really works because they shift truly noncombatant tasks – from "corpsmen"...

The whole “Every Marine a Combatant” USMC thing only really works because they shift truly noncombatant tasks – from “corpsmen” medics to office-chair program administrators – onto the Navy proper

Alright, three buckets of grass weeding, mowed the upper backyard and poured the clippings on Blueberry Hill.

Alright, three buckets of grass weeding, mowed the upper backyard and poured the clippings on Blueberry Hill.

Tagged: groundskeeping blueberry hill

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gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

sreegs:

sreegs:

sreegs:

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

“this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it”

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

“those are his hooves, bitch.”

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

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i fucking lose it every time i drive past this billboard. what

falsedetective:

i fucking lose it every time i drive past this billboard. what

i wish disco elysium came out in the early 2000s so we could have gotten some godawful cntrl alt del comics about it

kindgreenape:

kindgreenape:

i wish disco elysium came out in the early 2000s so we could have gotten some godawful cntrl alt del comics about it

changed my mind this is scary

How did you catch covid the first time?

adriftinhilbertspace asked:

How did you catch covid the first time?

Inhaling it, presumably

If there was a new effect from this last 9th case I can't tell, of course that means it still could be something not immediately...

kontextmaschine:

If there was a new effect from this last 9th case I can’t tell, of course that means it still could be something not immediately obvious like I think testosterone production was something like the 4th-6th (and something else was for the others?)

It goes:

  1. Brain – motor control, movement-in-space conceptualization, self-identity, social function, memory
  2. Aerobic energy generation – generation of ATP from blood sugar somehow inhibited? This is what I take creatine to fill in for.
  3. Blood pressure. In the first case made me faint a few times, now makes me weak a while after standing up and means that iron (below) takes effect slower if I’m sitting down
  4. (or 5?) Possible increase in testosterone production, as seen in steroid-like increases in muscle gain in response to exercise, poss. personality and skin? effects
  5. (???)
  6. (???)
  7. Iron hunger – require daily iron supplements to stave off an anemia-like fatigue in which blood (vessels?) suddenly feels so heavy major arteries can be located in the body by feel
  8. fatigue duration boost – muscles take much longer to recover – intense use normally recuperated in hours or even minutes may take days to recover function, repeated low-level strain once ignorable will accumulate into incapacitating fatigue
  9. ???

Okay no 6 was also a mystery like 4 and 5, I think the testosterone effect had started showing up already by then tho so not that, corrected the timeline.

…what?

…what?

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I grew up reading Shadowrun sourcebooks, so hanging around on the internet riffing off each others' posts several degrees...

I grew up reading Shadowrun sourcebooks, so hanging around on the internet riffing off each others’ posts several degrees inspired from a batshit external world kinda was the science fiction future I was promised

Tagged: shadowrun

"Disney World is the only chance most people get to experience a walkable community" voice: Disney World is the only chance most...

kontextmaschine:

“Disney World is the only chance most people get to experience a walkable community” voice: Disney World is the only chance most people get to experience a dollar-pegged currency

You’re telling me a dollar pegged this currency?

"Disney World is the only chance most people get to experience a walkable community" voice: Disney World is the only chance most...

“Disney World is the only chance most people get to experience a walkable community” voice: Disney World is the only chance most people get to experience a dollar-pegged currency

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Feeling this "spare tire" developing is wild cause it feels like it's bulging out but no, I'm definitely losing weight, so that...

Feeling this “spare tire” developing is wild cause it feels like it’s bulging out but no, I’m definitely losing weight, so that means the area around it is scooping in

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

have you taken that Jamaican yet ytboi?

Anonymous asked:

have you taken that Jamaican yet ytboi?

Still a few girls in the queue.

Yeah no everything about the experience of my body feels off and maybe I should have held off on calling the Plain Overweight...

Yeah no everything about the experience of my body feels off and maybe I should have held off on calling the Plain Overweight phase until now, the difference is clearly that I’m not in any way fat, which had been my experience my whole life since getting the body in this form, to the point I had not developed an experience of embodiment distinct from it.

Wow.

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If there was a new effect from this last 9th case I can't tell, of course that means it still could be something not immediately...

If there was a new effect from this last 9th case I can’t tell, of course that means it still could be something not immediately obvious like I think testosterone production was something like the 4th-6th (and something else was for the others?)

It goes:

  1. Brain – motor control, movement-in-space conceptualization, self-identity, social function, memory
  2. Aerobic energy generation – generation of ATP from blood sugar somehow inhibited? This is what I take creatine to fill in for.
  3. Blood pressure. In the first case made me faint a few times, now makes me weak a while after standing up and means that iron (below) takes effect slower if I’m sitting down
  4. (or 5?) Possible increase in testosterone production, as seen in steroid-like increases in muscle gain in response to exercise, poss. personality and skin? effects
  5. (???)
  6. (???)
  7. Iron hunger – require daily iron supplements to stave off an anemia-like fatigue in which blood (vessels?) suddenly feels so heavy major arteries can be located in the body by feel
  8. fatigue duration boost – muscles take much longer to recover – intense use normally recuperated in hours or even minutes may take days to recover function, repeated low-level strain once ignorable will accumulate into incapacitating fatigue
  9. ???

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