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One thing about the ASoIAF books that had annoyed me was how as the series went on and GRRM filled in the cultural worldbuilding...

One thing about the ASoIAF books that had annoyed me was how as the series went on and GRRM filled in the cultural worldbuilding stuff, how much the religions - with the exception of the Old Gods, who are reskinned Germanic paganism - were riffs on Christianity.

The Faith of the Seven started off as kind of novel polytheism, but as the fluff grew it accumulated a heaven and hells and holy scripture and stained glass and a Pope High Stepton.

The religion of the Drowned God is Protestantism, with a focus on baptism (even arguments over the validity of infant baptism) and unlettered charismatic preachers inspired by life-changing rebirth experiences.

And the Red God gets the resurrection stuff, and the ritual sacrifice of a chosen son, and the angry/jealous “no god before me” stuff (there’s a bit of Zoroastrianism in there too, with the fire worship and the R’hllor/Great Other bit mirroring Spenta Mainyu/Angra Mainyu).

But I’ve actually come around on that a bit - one of the triggers was Rod Dreher wondering whether there’s actually anything distinct about cultural (as distinct from religious) Catholicism in America and asking whether there were any culturally Catholic writers, and and someone nominated GRRM.

(For the record I was raised nominally Irish Catholicish by my former altar boy father, taken to weekly masses, took communion but was asked not to come back to CCD before confirmation [as I had been asked not to come back to that parish’s school after kindergarden, as I had been kicked out of three preschools, as I probably would have been asked not to come back to public school if my father wasn’t the district’s lawyer], probably to the relief of both sides and to the bemusement of my mother, nominally German Protestant from a midcentury mainline tradition that didn’t so much believe in God as in being better than those filthy Papists)

Because I guess the thing about nonreligious Catholic identity is you can reject the idea that this mythology is true, that these divinities exist, that these doctrines are correct, that the notions of sin and salvation are important. But you’re faced with the fact that the Church itself was a real thing, something that existed and insinuated itself into every single aspect of life in Western culture, from thousands of years ago to, in pockets, the modern day, and if that can’t be attributed to inherent truth, than it demands otherwise accounting for.

And the whole schtick of the ASoIAF books is this feudal realism, making the point that so much fantasy confuses the legitimating myths of feudal society - chivalry, nobility, legitimacy by royal descent - for the actual mechanisms by which it operates, which were realpolitik as always. (I mean, I shouldn’t act so superior here, I used to be into the kind of civil libertarian constitutionalism that does the same thing with democratic society.) And as I thought about it, I realized that while GRRM parceled out bits of Christian doctrine amongst the religions, they had basically nothing to do with what things came to pass. But at the same time, he parceled out bits of Christian function which does.

The Faith of the Seven is the rule of Rome, entwined with the status quo system - kings are crowned and knights invested in their name, their preaching legitimating the state of things and shunting dissatisfaction into the promise of an afterlife. The election of the High Septa, nominally in the hands of the curia of the Most Devout, is subject to pressure from secular leadership. But for all that, their role as the repository of legitimacy, nominal in times of peace, can in times of misrule and fractured rule become an alternate power base to challenge secular authority. And however corrupt the institutional church is, it still produces, and as with the Sparrows occasionally falls into the hands of, people who really believe in the populist doctrines. In its ubiquity, it serves as a core around which the little people can organize and enforce their claims against the rule of warriors.

The Drowned God is Protestantism, yes, powered by individual charisma, but this lack of formal structure renders it vulnerable to subversion. Earnest born-again preacher Aeron Damphair, the most faithful, calls a revival meeting/kingsmoot with intention of inspiring a renewed faith, but in the end Euron Greyjoy the heretic wins the men over with his display of treasure, and promises of more to come. The charisma of piety competes on level ground with the charisma of strength and fortune, and loses, humble faith giving way to the gospel of wealth.

The Red God is I think the most interesting case - Christianity as experienced from the receiving end of a missionary effort. Arriving from a distant land, acquiring as patrons dissident nobility with with the promise of the weaponry to claim power in their own right - steel and gunpowder at various stages of Christian expansion, Melisandre’s shadow magic in the books. Particularly intriguing is the implication that there’s more at play than the new converts realize, that awed by the twinned display of power and demand for exclusive fidelity they lack the perspective to realize that the two are not actually related, and that their quest for dominion, if realized, would actually result in becoming a mere satrapy of a greater empire.

Tagged: asoiaf game of thrones christianity rod dreher cultural catholicism

No, Kill la Kill isn’t feminist deconstruction, but it’s not unreflective titillation, either. It’s more parody than satire, and...

No, Kill la Kill isn’t feminist deconstruction, but it’s not unreflective titillation, either. It’s more parody than satire, and its critique of ubiquitous fanservice isn’t that it’s harmful and degrading to women - I’m not sure Trigger really cares about that - but that it’s harmful and degrading to anime.

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Steve Sailer: iSteve: "What Pakistan Knew About Bin Laden"

Steve Sailer: iSteve: "What Pakistan Knew About Bin Laden"

I guess conspiracy theories are Sailer’s new hobbyhorse. Fair enough. People like the 9/11 truthers are kind of ridiculous, but after all, the official story of 9/11 was “this was a grand conspiracy organized by a reclusive mastermind hidden out in a secret mountain lair in the middle of nowhere”.

Anyway, my personal conspiracy theory (geopolitical headcanon, if you will) is that Osama bin Laden was never killed; he was instead captured and taken to his own Saint Helena on one of the more obscure American Pacific islands, where every morning (Islamic holy days excepted) a kindly interrogator comes in with mint tea and almonds, plays chess with him, and gently prods the former CIA asset to tell his story.

I have no evidence for this whatsoever; I believe it for the same reason anyone believes in conspiracy theories - the secret hope the world is actually being run by someone halfway competent.

Tagged: steve sailer osama bin laden conspiracy theory conspiracy theories 9/11

Also, there’s something severely depressing about seeing Heathcliff reference selfies. 

bloodandhedonism:

Also, there’s something severely depressing about seeing Heathcliff reference selfies. 

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It wasn't until I was like 27 that I realized "tsk tsk" was supposed to be a Khoisan-style dental click and not someone actually...

It wasn’t until I was like 27 that I realized “tsk tsk” was supposed to be a Khoisan-style dental click and not someone actually saying “tisk”

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Truth

Lady and the Tramp remake where as fancy as she acts Lady’s in heat and she does the same thing with every mutt around and Tramp...

Lady and the Tramp remake where as fancy as she acts Lady’s in heat and she does the same thing with every mutt around and Tramp shows up in time every time as far as he knows and the plot goes on but still

Tagged: lady and the tramp portlandportlandportland

"Bath Party" The Alhambra, Hawthorne St. , Portland, OR

“Bath Party”

The Alhambra, Hawthorne St. , Portland, OR

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Happy first day of Spring

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Happy first day of Spring

C Bar, Gladstone St., Portland, OR

C Bar, Gladstone St., Portland, OR

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I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

you know, people always joke about japanese people being obsessed over american media like spongebob and seinfeld as if it never...

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getterbeam:

you know, people always joke about japanese people being obsessed over american media like spongebob and seinfeld as if it never happens just to pick on weeaboos and stuff, but i met this japanese kid who is obsessed with full house and friends and learned all of his english from them and he told me he dreams of visiting the full house house and living a “simple american life”

There’s even a tag for it on Pixiv

The most important .gif

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The most important .gif

the running theme of the big lebowski is that the mystery genre is basically incoherent, that you can’t really just assemble...

monetizeyourcat:

the running theme of the big lebowski is that the mystery genre is basically incoherent, that you can’t really just assemble clues into a story, and searching for them is ridiculous. the dude doing a pencil rubbing of jackie treehorn’s notepad thinking he’s finding the clue that will break the bunnie case wide open. in any real life situation that would simply reveal a dead end - shorthand only treehorn can read, a note that means nothing outside of the context of a conversation he didn’t hear. the movie takes this completely over the top, revealing that jackie treehorn literally doesn’t save information from phone calls at all - he simply doodles huge dicks to pass time

it’s one of my favorite gags

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my favorite running theme of the big lebowski is the poverty of the human intellect. everyone is pretty much running on autopilot, repeating things they’ve heard, and rehashing images from culture. it’s not that all the characters are stereotypes, it’s that all the characters are people trying to be stereotypes. the only actual stereotype is the cowboy, who is an omniscient idiot

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the big lebowski ends with the cowboy treating the story like it’s a conventional narrative with a happy ending, even acting as though the dude acting as a sperm donor is creating a happy family somehow. the attitude of idiotic benevolence he takes into both the closing and opening narrations goes a long way to making them classics of postmodern comedy

Shuffling these separate posts together for the sake of riffing off all of them.

I’ve mentioned that the framework that I’ve found productive for understanding The Big Lebowski is that it’s a Raymond Chandler tribute. I didn’t get that until I read Chandler’s short stories but when you do it’s really obvious.

And one thing about them is that you read them and you think you’ve read a story about an investigator unraveling a mystery. I mean, there’s a mystery, and at the end there’s not, and in between the protagonist applies investigative techniques, information is periodically revealed that makes you reevaluate what you knew already, there’s a lot of witty dialogue and enthralling characterization and scene-setting and a bit of violence.

But when you go back and look at it closely you realize that these things happened in sequence and in proximity, but none of them really lead to the others. The protagonist never really mastered any challenge, but just maneuvered into place for the next coincidence.

The notepad bit isn’t the only “actual” detective technique that goes nowhere. Walter tracking down the kid who left his homework in the Dude’s stolen car - that’s actually clever and competent. It’s clever competence applied to a clue discovered by accident about a crime that has nothing to do with anything else, and used to set up an incompetent interrogation on the basis of another “clue” - the new car - that’s completely unrelated.

That might be my favorite bit of the movie, that Walter does “good cop, bad cop” backwards, alternating both roles towards different people in front of each other, and then getting rough with an unrelated third party. It really plays to the defining nature of his character - that he demands that proper respect be paid but constantly focuses this respect on completely ridiculous objects - the rules of competitive bowling, his ex-wife and her religious heritage, the Vietnam War dead, retired showrunners, himself - making grandiose gestures at the expense of the petty respect of everyday life the people around him are trying to maintain.

In the end it’s a story about failure, about people completely failing to overcome their own limitations. As far as I remember there are only two times when characters actually succeed at something they attempt - Maude gets pregnant, the guys get In-N-Out - and it’s no accident that both happen offscreen and are completely irrelevant to anything else.

But, a story about people failing due to their own inherent limitations, we have a term for that. That’s why the cowboy’s there as chorus/narrator, because the brilliant thing about The Big Lebowski is that it isn’t a stoner comedy, it’s a stoner tragedy.

Tagged: the big lebowski

carousel mall, san bernardino feel it, in ur crutch

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carousel mall, san bernardino

feel it, in ur crutch

i’m funny. http://nerdfightergirl.tumblr.com/

coolest-humans:

i’m funny.

http://nerdfightergirl.tumblr.com/

I guarantee you there was someone standing behind them the whole concert wondering what the fuck the front could possibly say.

rei spinnin those records like everyone spins shinjis self esteem 

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punkvangelion:

rei spinnin those records like everyone spins shinjis self esteem