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doonesbury’s real time transformation over decades from “young people know everything and the old are incompetent fools” to “the...

spacetwinks:

doonesbury’s real time transformation over decades from “young people know everything and the old are incompetent fools” to “the old know everything and are the world’s most precious resource, and young people are incompetent fools constantly slaving away at their electronic phones” is one of the most incredible things in newspaper comics, right up there with Funky Winkerbean Turns Into An Ingmar Bergman Movie

I gave up after the third iteration of the Adventures in Military Trauma Care plotline.

It’s weird to think they all took place in a world where it’s canon that U.S. Presidents are all floating symbols, the tobacco industry is a walking, talking, man-sized cigarette, and stoners can talk to plants

On the subject of thematic drift in long-running comics, I never read Cerberus start to finish but you'd always hear people...

On the subject of thematic drift in long-running comics, I never read Cerberus start to finish but you’d always hear people shaking their heads about it gradually getting taken over by Dave Sim’s absurd misogyny, and it was hella weird seeing Tatsuya “Sinfest” Ishida pull a mirror image of that

In A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court, Mark Twain at least three times goes off on how unfair it was in medieval times...

In A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court, Mark Twain at least three times goes off on how unfair it was in medieval times that the estates of suicides were seized and their heirs dispossessed. This is something that at no point actually becomes relevant to the plot, and I’ve always wondered what the hell was going on there.

Tagged: mark twain A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

The Walking Dead - the comic book, at least - is a lot like Preacher in that while you might learn more about the characters as...

The Walking Dead - the comic book, at least - is a lot like Preacher in that while you might learn more about the characters as time goes on, they don’t actually develop as people so much as accumulate mutilations.

Tagged: preacher the walking dead

milkjock:

Sonic and the Worst Fandom Ever | GameBabble

Sonic and the Worst Fandom Ever | GameBabble

This is an article that somehow endeavors, at length, to answer the question “why is the Sonic fandom the worst fandom ever” without ever even touching on the actual things that make the Sonic fandom the worst fucking fandom ever.

Like it’s all “unfocused licensing created multiple extended universe canons and the games didn’t go with the best of them, and...

Like it’s all “unfocused licensing created multiple extended universe canons and the games didn’t go with the best of them, and Sega’s poor corporate strategy precluded a good 3D game”.

And it’s like okay, and how does that account for the shitty Christian mpreg fanart? Why the hell are kids born in the 32-bit era still creating lazy OCs do not steal? Why were you the guys to give us Chris-chan?

When I lived in LA, Devendra Banhart once - this was when he was dating Natalie Portman - threw a party in a warehouse in that...

When I lived in LA, Devendra Banhart once - this was when he was dating Natalie Portman - threw a party in a warehouse in that district that was still in the process of turning into lofts, somewhere roughly between the American Apparel factory and the Little Radio warehouse. The announcement said to “come dressed as the concept of love”, and I was like hell, I still have these leopard print phat pants I sewed for my high school graduation project and this Ryo-Ohki backpack I can fill with Jolly Ranchers, I’ll get some glowsticks, let’s candyraver it up, this’ll be fun.

And I got down there and parked my car and like, no one else was dressed up at all, at least not any different than everyday Echo Park hipster fucks, and it was like shit, I look goddamn ridiculous. And so I was like “you know what, the only option is to fucking own this”. So I went around smiling and offering people the Jolly Ranchers, and I was surprised both by how many people would and how many people wouldn’t take candy from a stranger.

Little Radio, man - it was this actual pirate radio station that somehow evolved into an internet radio station slash hipster...

Little Radio, man - it was this actual pirate radio station that somehow evolved into an internet radio station slash hipster venue slash electric car dealership? Sunday afternoons in the summers they did this thing called Summer Camp, it was like they’d cover the parking lot in astroturf and have an aboveground pool and an inflatable waterslide and a badminton net and waterguns, and they’d have bands playing inside. I saw Great Northern there, and The Like, and Giant Drag, and Kelly did Shoes once, but I’d never seen the video and had no fucking clue what was going on.

And the drinks were free, this was before the crash of 2008, and because we were “influencers” alcohol companies would literally compete to have party producers give us their booze for free, Dewar’s and Colt .45 and canned wine and Sparks knockoffs. I knew a girl who put together electro parties and she literally had a garage full of free drinks, free Monster cans. She had Monster Water cans, surplus from I think the Limp Bizkit tour when they just wanted to have the guys drinking something branded on stage, sometimes at parties the bartenders would grab the wrong can and think they were making vodka Monsters when they were actually pouring vodka root.

Anyway for some reason that ended and the party moved further south and east to some bar, they were calling it Summertramp now, the drinks weren’t free and there weren’t bands and the vibe was a little weaker so I gave up. A year or two later my friends and I decided to give it another try and we waited in line for fucking ever and when we got in we realized it had turned into a gay party while we were gone, all buff dudes standing around shirtless but no one getting into the pool, not even really checking each other out so much as positioning themselves to get checked out.

At The Short Stop once after the “free booze” era ended I ran into a guy who was on the Dewar’s account, he said the brand was...

At The Short Stop once after the “free booze” era ended I ran into a guy who was on the Dewar’s account, he said the brand was kind of looking for an identity beyond “the American scotch that’s not Johnny Walker”. They had been pitching it to old golf guys but those guys had enough experience with scotch to have better taste, and then they were going for hipsters ‘cause why not, but it tastes awful in mixed drinks. He said they’d moved on to cougars and power lesbians, hoping they’d be like “yeah, I’m a scotch woman” but not know better, all running hospitality tents on the LPGA tour.

This was the big “party photographer” era, too. I’m not in that scene anymore so I wonder if that’s still a huge thing or it was...

This was the big “party photographer” era, too. I’m not in that scene anymore so I wonder if that’s still a huge thing or it was just an artifact of the period after Facebook and DSLRs but before decent smartphone cameras and selfie style. I went to parties with The Cobrasnake and Cory Kennedy and their entourage of high school waifs, but that’s not saying much, it was hard not to. The photos for the parties thrown by the crew I ran with were by Shadowscene. Ellei was always a cool, chill girl. She’s in Philly now and does, among other things, throwback parties from back when I’ve been talking about. They’re called Electric Feel, with the tagline Music From the Sparks Era, which I think is really cute.

Meryl Streep Outfits and the Star Wars Costumes That Inspired Them (✗)

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coconutmilk83:

Meryl Streep Outfits and the Star Wars Costumes That Inspired Them ()

Hey! I made these! I know this isn’t Star Trek, IT’S YOUR ENEMY, STAR WARS, but I’m sure some of you will enjoy it. Here’s the link to the full post, which I created. The real crime is that when coconutmilk83 “borrowed” these from me, zie left off the BEST ONE, which is Bib Fortuna.

Between the local kid in the river in Darjeeling Limited, the helicopter crash in the sea in Life Aquatic, and the suicide...

Between the local kid in the river in Darjeeling Limited, the helicopter crash in the sea in Life Aquatic, and the suicide attempt at the bathroom sink in Royal Tenenbaums, Wes Anderson sure does like to associate water with the death of a son.

Tagged: wes anderson

Bathroom, Townshend’s tea house, Alberta St., Portland, OR. Given all the woo I overhear from the kombucha-drinkers here, I...

Bathroom, Townshend’s tea house, Alberta St., Portland, OR.

Given all the woo I overhear from the kombucha-drinkers here, I think this might be earnest.

Tagged: portlandportlandportland David Icke

Consultants without their own offices sometimes use this teahouse to meet with clients, I remember in one week I once overheard...

Consultants without their own offices sometimes use this teahouse to meet with clients, I remember in one week I once overheard sessions on the following:

  • Preparing to apply to college
  • Dealing with jealousy in polyamorous relationships
  • Planning a woodcrafts-themed wedding
  • Aligning your chakras to unlock career potential
  • Setting up a mung bean breakfast bar business for the vegan paleo diet market

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

Tinder seems to work a lot… aah, better than OKCupid. Maybe it’s just a frontier effect, I hear Craigslist was actually useful...

Tinder seems to work a lot… aah, better than OKCupid. Maybe it’s just a frontier effect, I hear Craigslist was actually useful for dating, back in the day. (Hell, I hear the newspaper was useful once upon a time.)

it's messed how when you try to google "the watchowskis" the google autocomplete kicks in before you're done and suggests appending "brothers" to it

Come meet the Wachowski brother and the Wachowski sister Lana
For fun and cash they produce modern film Americana
The Matrix was a classic but the sequels really sucked
Cloud Atlas miffed the Oscars and now they’re kinda fucked

The Runaway Mouse, by Margaret Brown (Random House, 1961)

liartownusa:

The Runaway Mouse, by Margaret Brown (Random House, 1961)

We live in a society of official self-esteem pushing, yet also one of gotcha politics, and lord knows none of this will end...

bloodandhedonism:

We live in a society of official self-esteem pushing, yet also one of gotcha politics, and lord knows none of this will end well.

renaissance of a politics of vertical integration with charisma as the bottom turtle DUH