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It's A Trap!

So here are things: when policedudes approach you shining a bright light in your eyes it’s not incompetence or even malice, it’s a trick because normally you’ll put your hands up to block the light and there they can tell you’re unarmed.

Like in military basic training, all the regulations on squaring up your bedsheets and locker each morning. You’re not supposed to do it! The whole point is to establish an unrealizable standard so that each day can begin with belittlement and punishment and a sense of inferiority. Conditioning!

The officers who in the field actually try to apply that shit, or the veterans to their kids: either they didn’t really understand the concept, or else they understood it too well.

Elise (Submitted by stoned-immaculatly)

blackfashion:

Elise (Submitted by stoned-immaculatly)

Always a disappointment for the more sensitive boyfriend.

comicallyvintage:

Always a disappointment for the more sensitive boyfriend.

This song. This song. This fucking song.

I will conquer something to this song someday. (Or maybe be executed to it?)

misslibrarygirl:

This song. This song. This fucking song.

Force & Styles - Funfair (Ham mix)

Force & Styles - Funfair (Ham mix)

Tagged: happy hardcore force & styles force styles remix +1 more

Joining of The Clans - Joining of The Clans 1 (if you're easily bored, the fun part starts at 4:11)

Joining of The Clans - Joining of The Clans 1

(if you’re easily bored, the fun part starts at 4:11)

Tagged: happy hardcore joining of the clans joining of the clans 1 braveheart

Eruption - Let The Music

Eruption - Let The Music

Tagged: happy hardcore eruption let the music

Incest was the old Teen Paranormal Romance

Incest was the old Teen Paranormal Romance

Tagged: incest teen paranormal romance

Triple J - Follow the Sun

Triple J - Follow the Sun

Tagged: happy hardcore triple j follow the sun

Nuba of Kau - love dance (Njertun), Leni Riefenstahl.

arcadia23:

Nuba of Kau - love dance (Njertun), Leni Riefenstahl.

Ohmigawd, Leni Riefenstahl. I don’t think anyone yet can top her for making compositions out of human bodies.

Tagged: leni riefenstahl nuba njertun love dance

Rock, rock, rock n' Rollergames.... ...been practicing for pinball league finals. I totally didn't believe Rollergames was a...

Rock, rock, rock n’ Rollergames….

…been practicing for pinball league finals. I totally didn’t believe Rollergames was a real thing.

Tagged: rollergames

Spitfire - Feel This Way

Spitfire - Feel This Way

Tagged: happy hardcore spitfire feel this way

Mazurka - Hardcore Vibes

Mazurka - Hardcore Vibes

Tagged: happy hardcore mazurka hardcore vibes that are unto hymns wooah yeah

going hunting bbl.

octavekitten:

going hunting bbl.

yes the concept is deadhorse. but such execution!

Spanking - never goes out of fashion.

comicallyvintage:

Spanking - never goes out of fashion.

(via raveisking)

Half the reblog is for this great set of titles:

messicamouse:

princessunicornserialrapist:

kandisparklez:

kandifuckyeah:

(via raveisking)

Tagged: the other half is for that great set of titties plur or gtfo

As someone who lives in Echo Park, currently has a pedal bike: I hate hate haaaaate how the only ways west from here are...

As someone who lives in Echo Park, currently has a pedal bike:

I hate hate haaaaate how the only ways west from here are Temple (too south), Sunset (too steep and north unless you switch to Silver Lake, in which case you might as well take Temple) and Marathon (steep as fuck up and down and up and down, seriously who named this street for a footrace?)

Sy & Unknown ft. MC Storm - Raver's Anthem This song is terrible, embarrasing, and terribly embarrasing, but if I'm going to...

Sy & Unknown ft. MC Storm - Raver’s Anthem

This song is terrible, embarrasing, and terribly embarrasing, but if I’m going to post all my happycore singles the one-star ones have to come out sometime.

Tagged: happy hardcore sy unknown mc storm raver's anthem

this video was actually, really and truly, was the inspiration for CFWG. enjoy ya’ll. i said this of it on an old blog: “my...

carefree white girl is carefree

carefreewhitegirl:

this video was actually, really and truly, was the inspiration for CFWG. enjoy ya’ll. i said this of it on an old blog:

“my bestfriend always tells me the way to happiness is through channeling “carefree white girl.” This video is my “carefree white girl” fantasy right down to the naked tit and the free-love in the dandelion fields approach. It’s like all i want is for my house to foreclose so i can go on a roadtrip and be really carefree. tho i guess cee-lo is trying to tell us that carefree white girls get sad too. tumblr, feelin lachrymose right now.”


as I’ve said on facebook, the carefree white girl is to images what the manic pixie dream girl is to narratives. which is to say that I think I deserve her but I look at the girls who really are her and meh.