librarylinknj:

The greatest tweets of all time. Everyone, we can all go home now. Sesame Street has officially won The Internet. 

Hixxy - I See The Light

rolohaliburton:

_{Favourite Anime: Revolutionary Girl Utena (1997)}

_{Do you know? Do you know? Have you heard the news? There’ll be another duel today in the forest behind the school.}

sitcomfamily:

One of the best , subtle jokes ever

hierarchical-aestheticism:

Gabriele D’Annunzio

labelleotero:

Gabriele D’Annunzio

via

elasticitymudflap:

animalviscera:

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET

me on my way 2 steal ur girl

It would be nice to get some work that took me out of the house. Writing is nice, but I’m not going to meet anyone new on my bedroom floor, you know.

People have suggested going for bartender or bouncer and that would probably be well suited to both me and Portland, but when I was 14 or so and angry at institutional adultness and adult institutions I pledged to myself that I would never take on the duty of rejecting people for being too young, and I think of myself as someone who keeps the promises my younger self made

I made it a somewhat similar, minor but still ridiculous point of pride that I never have or will read Catcher In The Rye, though I’ve composed (and received good marks on) essays about it on secondhand exposure alone.

ah yes, Mike Judge, creator of the breakthrough cartoon The Lower Class Progeny Of Single Mothers Are Irredeemable Refuse And Attempts To Engage Them Are Both Doomed And Farcical and its followup, Republican Voters Are Diverse And Nuanced And Apparent Contradictions In Their Worldview Are Less Hypocrisy Than Adaptations To A Pretty Functional Lifestyle

(not to mention the cult movies The Worst Thing About White Collar Life Is The Emasculating Effect Of Renouncing Violent Outlawry; Corporatization Degrades Society But It’s Ultimately A Second-Order Effect Of Dysgenic Breeding; and the lesser known You Know, Small Business Owners Have To Put Up With A Lot Of Bullshit)

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

Oh here’s a cute fact: back when, Erowid was the Pepsi to the Coke of a site called The Lycaeum. The Lycaeum had a MUD. I became the admin of the Lycaeum MUD, by virtue of being the only person to put in an effort (I was An Achiever and attempted to flee that fate and mostly managed to be an achiever about burnoutdom without ever really making it to burnout)

There was already a location for “the K-hole” and I taught myself object-oriented programming by coding a tranquilizer gun that would send people there.

limegl0wstix:

CLSM — Free Your Mind (Original mix)
Quosh Records [QSH047], 2004

Speaking of CLSM, this is a real sad-jam. Oh man, I think this calls for some Cube::hard.

limegl0wstix:

Scott Brown & Cat Knight — All About You
Evolution Records [EV 76], 2004

Scottie B played this last night and I sobbed, of course.

grimelords:

I found out something very important today

they each have original animation for the title credits, in different styles, but following the exact same beats, down to the “butt-slam the door on the humorless harpy” bit. ngl, it’s kinda surreal.

nosdrinker:

makeawishjellyfish:

Taylor Momsen escaping paparazzi! THIS IS SO FUCKING EPIC YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT! 

this was wild start to finish and i can’t believe what i just witnessed

I did not predict this

foxmccloud:

life hack: eat well. drink lots of water. cut toxic people out of your life. realize you don’t know everything. realize you don’t have to give your input to every subject. realize that listening is often more important than speaking. try to exercise regularly. try to challenge…

marry-the-knight:

amillthegod:

My preferred pronoun is Batman

Preferred prefixes “The Goddamn”

I believe in Taylor Swift