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An Introduction to 3 Foundational Authors of Hard-Boiled Detective Fiction, With Several Digressions

kontextmaschine:

Dashiell Hammett was one of the only pulp detective authors to have actually worked as a detective, with the Pinkerton National Detective Agency, back when it was basically a countrywide mercenary police organization. The Pinkertons were actually closer to modern police than their official contemporaries in the machine politics era, who tended to fall somewhere between patronage-hire watchmen and the mayor (or sheriff)’s sanctioned gang. The establishment of the FBI was in many ways a nationalization of the Pinkertons, with key figures brought on as advisors, replicating the network of local bureaus with focuses on both investigation and the infiltration and undermining of labor radicalism. Big city police forces then remodeled themselves after the FBI - famously the LAPD under William Parker (the NYPD had professionalized already under Teddy Roosevelt, and Chicago managed to preserve its machine structure).

This process continued into the early 1970s, as the RFK/FBI-led attempt to shatter the Mafia shook out. This was part of the mid-20th century American centralization of power. If you’re ever tempted to look with contempt upon modern African states, or pre-Mao China, or pre-unification Germany, keep in mind that America was largely structured as a loose coalition of local bandit-warlords until the 1960s. At the national level, civil rights laws and the attempt to merge the two (black/white) American nations were as much a cynical front for advancing this centralization as they were an honest idealism. And not without cost - organized crime, and the permeable borders between that and urban politics, were one of the major mechanisms by which immigrant groups were integrated to and advanced within the American system, a way to translate sheer numbers and cultural affinity into structural power. American blacks largely fit the immigrant pattern, if you date “arrival” to the Great Migration, but then stall out in the ‘70s-‘80s, and a lot of that has to do with RICO laws, post-60s reformist idealism, and the nationally-sponsored “war on crime” blocking this path. In an earlier world, black local politicians and street gangs would form alliances, eventually using patronage to co-opt and take over police forces, and extract rents that would be partially redistributed down the machine ladder. As is, you still have corruption, but it accrues to politicians, pastors and other organizers, and white property developers, without trickling down to street level.

You can quote me on that - the sorry state of American blacks is because criminal gangs are too weak and police aren’t corrupt and brutally extralegal enough.

What was I saying? Dashiell Hammett. Lived in San Francisco and set his fiction there. Was an actual private investigator, and accordingly has a strong focus on tradecraft, especially with the nameless “Continental Op”, employee of a fictionalized Pinkerton, protagonist of some of his books and most of his stories. Though the climaxes could get colorful, the Op’s assignments - quietly track down a runaway heiress, locate a fled embezzler - and methods - use 3-man teams to tail people on the street, question and dig up background on the target’s acquaintances, sit around and eavesdrop on conversations - were true to actual practice. (Hammett said the major difference is that what his characters accomplished in a week would in reality take several months, while they worked multiple cases in between).

While the Op was proudly professional (a recurring theme being his contempt for hotel staff “detectives”) but otherwise opaque, Hammett pioneered detective characterization with other characters. Where the Op was based on actual detectives he worked with, Sam Spade (protagonist of The Maltese Falcon) was based on those detectives’ romantic self-image, and his stoic facade, cynical chivalry, and romantic entanglements were a *huge* influence on later writers. Nick and Nora Charles, based on Hammet and his beloved, playwright Lillian Hellman, mixed investigation with screwball banter in a more lighthearted tone, and can be considered the predecessor of Maddie and David (of Moonlighting), Mulder & Scully, and even non-(explicitly-)romantic buddy partnerships like Crockett & Tubbs.

Hammett’s real-life experience exposed him to less picturesque aspects of the private investigator’s role in society as well. He complained that employers doing background checks were interested in issues of moral character that, gambling debts aside, had no correlation to trustworthiness, and he especially disliked working to suppress labor agitation. Starting as a Pinkerton agent, Hammett ended up being blacklisted and imprisoned as an enthusiastic communist activist.


Next is Raymond Chandler, the most literary of the detective greats. Where Hammett had been an actual PI, and reflected it in his writing, Chandler was a cuttingly observant man who retreated into drink because he was way too intelligent and cynical for Los Angeles, and reflected it in his. His Phillip Marlowe inhabited a thinly-to-the-point-of-pointlessly veiled LA, and passes through it with gimlet eye and poison tongue, all backhanded compliments and sideways insults. Hard-boiled fiction’s love of brilliant turns of phrase, of meandering digressions that end with a surprise punch to the gut, largely comes from him.

While at first glance Marlowe might seem to perform the duties of a detective same as the Op, on close examination you realize that none of what transpires has anything to do with his intentions, and that the plot is moved along by coincidences he encounters while out on assignment, with the ultimate plot of a tale usually about as unrelated to the inciting incident as in golden age Simpsons. This is equally true of The Big Lebowski, which is a loving Chandler tribute, and Chandler himself parodies this (and his/Marlowe’s booziness) in one of his later stories in which the plot is advanced by the things his protagonist literally runs into while drunk driving around LA.

Chandler’s novels are usually composed of the plots of 3 or 4 of his short stories banged together, but that’s fine, because the plot was never the thing, the meat being the wonderful language, setting, and characterizations, which were crafted anew. You can still to this day drive around LA and discover most of the places he described, looking exactly as stated. And while I can’t speak to his period accuracy, I was myself once a too intelligent, cynical Angelino writer for a while, to the point I avoided leaving home sober, and I can confirm that the kind of person who inhabits LA, their nature and motivations, are exactly as he laid out back then.

Chandler’s output eventually trailed off. One story, appearing years after any others, reads like absolutely terrible Chandler pastiche. Scholars disagree whether this was the product of an alcoholic wreck of a man who had known better than to try to publish anything for years but needed the money, or his wife pretending to be him because he was an alcoholic wreck of a man incapable of even writing anymore but needed the money.

If you’re only going to read one of these three, read Chandler.


Finally, a bit of a contrast in Mickey Spillane. Spillane’s famous recurring detective character was Mike Hammer. Given the name, you might not be surprised to learn he spent less time in cautiously piecing together mysteries than punching communists in the jaw, in much the same way Captain America spent a lot of time punching Nazis in the jaw. Actually, Spillane had been a writer for Captain America in the ‘40s. Actually, the character was originally written as a comic book protagonist named “Mike Danger”. Beyond communism, Hammer often found himself arrayed against such other corrupt and corrupting trappings of the decadent elite as drugs, psychotherapy, and trial by jury.

Spillane’s writing was, I’ll say, not up to the level of Hammett or Chandler, though he has been favorably cited by prominent writers like Ayn Rand and Frank Miller. If you look at pulp of the time though, he’s appreciably above average. Pulp… basically the closest parallel we have to pulp today is fanfiction, in terms of its average quality, low cost of production and consumption, sheer volume, and the rate at which it produces critical and commercial successes. And dear god, the smuttiness. Mike Hammer banged a lot of the broads he ran into. Before barefacedly honest pornography became as ubiquitous as it is, pulp filled the role of mainstream erotic product, with much detective pulp serving the same “drugstore-available erotica” role for men that romance pulp did for women. (Appreciating this makes the “Seduction of the Innocent” comic book scare about drugstore-available pulp for kids a bit more comprehensible).

This crossed over into other formats like cinema - Deep Throat, Beyond the Green Door, and The Devil in Miss Jones were all received as at least in the same ballpark as mainstream releases, and up into the ’80s, pornographic movies had plots and runtimes that roughly approximated Hollywood product, and even in the ‘90s, softcore product at least had narrative framing devices. Between gonzo and DVD nonlinearity and the internet and the collapse of obscenity prosecution against which to offer artistic content as defense that’s faded, though as the Valley studio system’s share of the industry shrinks you’re seeing them play to their strengths in production values and plot (particularly with parody content, Tijuana Bible/H-Doujinshi-style).

On the other hand you had whole parapornographic mainstream subgenres as the erotic thriller, the rape-revenge drama, the teen sex comedy - American Pie was released in 1999, which was really pushing the limit at which it was worth it to watch 90 minutes of material for the chance to briefly see a bare-chested girl masturbating. (It’s still worth it to hear Alyson Hannigan talking dirty, though.)

The one thing that pulp still has a hold on is violence. (In addition to the jaw, there are many loving passages of Hammer battering guys in the crotch.) While splatter-horror may be a flourishing niche genre, with regular DVD releases, it’s still that, a niche genre, and not the mega-industry of pornography. Video games yes, but detective pulp and “true crime” genres have mostly just migrated to another medium and become hourlong police procedurals like CSI or Law & Order, offering the same thrills of vicarious brutality masked by the fig leaf of nominal identification with the forces of law and order. (Though cable antihero dramas and serial killer procedurals like Dexter and Hannibal seem to be moving a half- to full step beyond that.)

Mickey Spillane. Ah, fuck it, I don’t have anything else to say about Mickey Spillane.

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after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service “hey how can i help you” and without...

tittily:

tittily:

after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service “hey how can i help you” and without missing a beat he accidentally said “hey what can i get ya” (he works at starbucks) and that was the closest i’ve ever felt to someone

we were two NPC’s who met irl

As this weird in-between residue of an attempt to erect and enforce a Air Force/Army binary, "attack helicopter" is one of the...

As this weird in-between residue of an attempt to erect and enforce a Air Force/Army binary, “attack helicopter” is one of the queerer things an American could identify as tbh

BORN INTO THE BELLY OF THE STATE / WORLD IS BLACK FLAK / Kill Em All 1945 / I am ball turret gunner / 410757864530 NIGHTMARE...

BORN INTO THE BELLY OF THE STATE / WORLD IS BLACK FLAK / Kill Em All 1945 / I am ball turret gunner / 410757864530 NIGHTMARE FIGHTERS

Visual Style 12: Machines and Mechanic Motion in Anime

visualpunker:

Visual Style 12: Machines and Mechanic Motion in Anime

Neural networks + Kittens = !!!

lewisandquark:

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It was inevitable that the neural network, having named all kinds of internet datasets, should turn its talents to naming cats.

And what an occasion! The AFK Cat Rescue of Huntsville, Alabama contacted me because they had an exceptionally adorable bunch of kittens (plus one magnificent Persian) who need names and homes. June is kitten season here in the USA, so shelters are inundated with new kittens right now, and AFK takes the very high-risk cases, kittens who are too small to survive in regular shelters, or who are sick or injured, or have neurological disorders.

To be sure, the AFK Cat Rescue’s kitten-naming game is strong. They’ve got a black and orange kitten pair named Shere Khan and Bagheera, and they have another pair of cats named Grindylow and Pooka. With their full list of the several hundred cat names they’ve used over the years, plus the list of several thousand cats registered in Toronto (thanks to Tumblr user @maverick-ornithography), I had comfortably enough to train a neural network with.

I fired up my trusty karpathy-char-rnn neural network framework, and sat down to watch it learn.

Colzyy
Mumhan
Tygrar
Juolb Ggonooo Byn
Malgacor
Gatbewl
Mrror
Rglslwelph
Aarla
Teaw Mos Tilypsronvynkor

“Very good,” I said. “Coming right along. Nice work on Aarla, maybe not try so hard on Teaw Mos Tilypsronvynkor.” I said all this to myself, of course, because the neural network operates entirely without my input once training starts. I can shout “No, you fool!” at it all day if I like and it ignores me perfectly.

Soon, however, I began to notice that quite a few of these cats had last names, and sounded actually rather grand.

Jarlag
Argon
Mankith
Cuttim Aeggerooy
Jozga
Andend of Karlans
Irtenda of Tiyra Sittrobt
Torg?
Arten Sword
Lord Magian
Welu-the Manwys
Parihen the Thawk
Haldir of the Saleword Barga
Mr. Yetheract
Belfine Bracken
Belis Goodbrook
Bentone Ballywood
Grim Wyyne
Gorihand
Molgo

I had, as it turned out, accidentally trained the neural network on another dataset, a list of character names from Tolkien, George R. R. Martin, C. S. Lewis, Robert E Howard, and Terry Pratchett (sent in by reader Thomas Pugh).

AFK Cat Rescue, however, decided to roll with it. First neural network kitten: Parihen the Thawk!

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Parihen the Thawk: This guy was surrendered to an animal shelter after he hitched a ride in the engine of a car. He had a dislocated leg but it’s healing well with rest. He’s shy, tiny and misses his bff who is in the hospital right now for her much worse injuries. He’s got a lot of energy and loves to show off his belly.

I finally got the neural network training on the proper dataset, but I was worried when, by the time I went to bed it was producing literally the following names over and over:

Hurter
Hurler
Hunty
Hurty
Hunter
Hurker

Some who are not so fond of cats may argue that these are in fact the best cat names. Fortunately for the AFK Cat Rescue, the names did eventually become more suitable. I present to you:

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Jexley PickleThis little girl is a hoot and a half. She’s full of energy, bounce and comedy. She loves to nurse on ear lobes and finger tips. She’s about 6 weeks old and was found after being chased up a tree by a dog. 

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Mag JegglesWhen you touch him he rattles from head to tail with purrs. He’s so sweet. He was simply too young to be made available for adoption, and was rescued from a shelter that could not care for him.

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Snox BoopsHe was in a room with a lot of kittens that were too small to place up for adoption and even much smaller than the others in the room. When you pick him up he capsizes in your hands and starts purring. He’s got a huge voice and a huge demand for love and attention. 

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MumcakeShe was brought into a shelter as a stray, but she was too young for adoption and if she wasn’t pulled by rescue she would have been subject for euthanasia. She’s adorable, loving, outgoing and shoots sunshine right out of her butt. (Sunshine ejection not shown; you have AFK’s word for it.)

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Tilly MapperThis little girl also took a ride in a car engine and her rear leg was nearly completely severed as a result. She’s been stitched up but she’s had an infection set in. She is only around 8 weeks old and she’s in very poor body condition from having tried to make it on the streets. We hospitalized her yesterday and she’s doing much better. We hope to have her back to foster home by Friday.

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Big Wiggy BoolHe is a doll-faced persian that was surrendered to a kill shelter when his family could not take him on their cross country move. He’s five years old and has obviously been doted on. He’s super affectionate, very easy going and a talker!  He’s been recently groomed and trimmed up by Robyn Warner with Goin to the Dogs and Cats Mobile Grooming Service. And he loves belly rubs. Rubbing that fluffy, soft belly is an experience so wonderful it can only be discussed in breathless whispers.

Photos of the above cats by volunteer Amy Harrell.

And, since it IS kitten season, the neural network is happy to provide a list of cat names (some more usable than others), for use in naming cats, computer servers, firstborn, etc.

Jeckle
Elbent
Jenderina
Roober
Snorp
Snox Boops
Cylon
Sookabear
Frere
Sonney Mrow
Jexley Pickle
Marper
Foppin
Toby Booch
Snowpie
Big Wiggy Bool
Macha Boo
Mr Whinkles
Timble
Macfallon
Machaka
Licky Cat
Mr Bincheh
Macnaw
Maxy Fay
Tim Hike
Mr Gruffles
Grips
Liony Oli
Lingo
Lingley
Conkie
Lasley Goo
Mr Took
Linky
Marvish
Mag Jeggles
Corko
Maggin
Mcguntton
Mara Tatters
Mr Tiggie
Mr. Skuffles
Mr. Hinkles
Mush Jam
Tilly-Mapper
Mr. Jubble
Mumcake
Muppin
Mr O

Perhaps backup choices:

Cutzerinda
Galorub
Pans
Sofa
Shotkie
Ouiho
Pope
Kogon
Ro Larky
Rorka Bot
leperaONtiea
Malool
Scagkaleoru
Clagmlh
Mice
iiia
Ha LuoleryPlogalasnfalon
Hubla Ssrerosti
Negflun Mery
Booii
Balllucidoux

Definitely backup choices:

Trickles
Poot
Moosh Papper
Clotter
Moan
Toot
Cloobie
Slarkbir
Jenky
Pissy
Schitty
Retchion
Pappy
Dopia
Pilly
Scabbys
Pish
Mesladewench
Souffungy
Mr Tinkles

Stephen King: Bloom never pissed me off because there are critics out there, and he’s one of them, who take their ignorance...

raginrayguns:

Stephen King:

Bloom never pissed me off because there are critics out there, and he’s one of them, who take their ignorance about popular culture as a badge of intellectual prowess. He might be able to say that Mark Twain is a great writer, but it’s impossible for him to say that there’s a direct line of descent from, say, Nathaniel Hawthorne to Jim Thompson because he doesn’t read guys like Thompson. He just thinks, “I never read him, but I know he’s terrible.“ 

Michiko Kakutani, who writes reviews for The New York Times, is the same way. She’ll review a book like David Mitchell’s The Bone Clocks, which is one of the best novels of the year. It’s as good as Donna Tartt’s The Goldfinch,has the same kind of deep literary resonance. But because it has elements of fantasy and science fiction, Kakutani doesn’t want to understand it. In that sense, Bloom and Kakutani and a number of gray eminences in literary criticism are like children who say, "I can’t possibly eat this meal because the different kinds of food are touching on the plate!”

Like okay but King should take ::some:: dings for how he used to introduce chapters with lyrics from the most Boomer-ass classic rock songs

Woodpecker in my yard pecking at a woody root I partially pulled, sticking out of the ground, and it’s very mildly (like “mild...

Woodpecker in my yard pecking at a woody root I partially pulled, sticking out of the ground, and it’s very mildly (like “mild on a 1-5 scale and we only tell white people up to 3” unnerving)

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Yo as inadequate as you might think yourself I guarantee my followers are in the 99.5th percentile in being able to answer...

Yo as inadequate as you might think yourself I guarantee my followers are in the 99.5th percentile in being able to answer this:

HOW DID TRINITARIANS DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT MARY, MOTHER OF GOD REGULARLY OUTRANKS THE HOLY SPIRIT IN FOLK MYTHOLOGY

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hey is the saying "any landing you can walk away from is a good landing" still current?

hey is the saying “any landing you can walk away from is a good landing” still current?

How'd you get into martial arts?

Anonymous asked: How'd you get into martial arts?

I realized I needed an exercise activity AND a going out among people activity and both should filter against phonies and I was living in Echo Park in LA at the time, and I checked this one place maybe down Alvarado? but it wasn’t too promising, and then I was walking down Sunset and there was a storefront dojo and it had information posted in the window I squinted at and the sensei came out and sold me on a week of lessons free and he turned out to be charismatic and excellent at teaching and motivating and the first day he worked me so hard I had to go out and vomit in the gutter so I kept going

Northwest Veterinarians Warn Overweight Pets Are Up 150 Percent

Northwest Veterinarians Warn Overweight Pets Are Up 150 Percent


Overweight dogs have increased 158 percent since 2007, and cats have increased 169 percent, according to the report.

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Tagged: oxbow

my Facebook ads have been pitching me motorcycling from the rookie trainer’s point of view and real estate from an oddly...

my Facebook ads have been pitching me motorcycling from the rookie trainer’s point of view and real estate from an oddly specific “used to care about nightlife, now savvy about income-generation” angle

in line with the principle that ads generally know you better than anything that’s one of the best oh-grow-up pitches I’ve heard, “fine, fine, you’re a bougie badass but you gotta level up to bougie badass NCO”

Sady Doyle had a kid, huh

Sady Doyle had a kid, huh

Number of cities larger than the capital in each country.

mapsontheweb:

Number of cities larger than the capital in each country.

California couple finds 'move back' spray painted on recently-purchased Portland home

California couple finds 'move back' spray painted on recently-purchased Portland home
On Sunday Preston Page and his fiancée, Jessica Faraday, found their house and car covered in graffiti, and the car was also keyed. The gold paint messages included “CALI - surfs up” and “get California out of Portland.

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