shrine to a dude, who even knows

Hypothetical Tornadoes Wiki

Hypothetical Tornadoes Wiki

nightpool:

cheeso:

cheeso:

theres a wiki for tornadoes that dont exist

i have no authority as a human being to disrupt the harmony and sincerity of the making-up-tornadoes community but someone needs to crossreference with me that an annual multi-season tournament bracket for made-up-tornadoes really happens. just for the sake of my brain staying here on earth

no no they have tournament brackets for real tornadoes

The most common misspelled searches by US state according to a popular adult website.

mapsontheweb:

The most common misspelled searches by US state according to a popular adult website.

Tagged: happy hardcore happycore

why do people like boobs anyways??

nemesismess:

nemesismess:

nemesismess:

why do people like boobs anyways??

Yo for real how has no one started referring to the alt-righters throwing antifa-bait events as “white bloc”

Yo for real how has no one started referring to the alt-righters throwing antifa-bait events as “white bloc”

well looks like I ghost-unfollowed people again, was wondering how my dash got throttled down

well looks like I ghost-unfollowed people again, was wondering how my dash got throttled down

I understand now that you’ve rediscovered the 13th amendment everything looks like a nail, but murder isn’t a status crime like...

I understand now that you’ve rediscovered the 13th amendment everything looks like a nail, but murder isn’t a status crime like vagrancy, some pretext to reincarnate slavery as convict leasing. We were always going to punish murder (traditionally, by hanging).

And against the complaint that even fixed-term sentences don’t come with an exit plan these days, “ease out your last few years doing off-campus catering around the most powerful people in the state” doesn’t strike me as rank barbarity tbh

Listening again to Taylor Swift’s Red, picked up something I hadn’t - “memorize” used in two different songs In Stay Stay...

Listening again to Taylor Swift’s Red, picked up something I hadn’t - “memorize” used in two different songs

In Stay Stay Stay,

you took the time to memorize me
my fears my hopes and dreams
I just like hanging out with you
all the time

and then in Red,

memorizing him was as easy as knowing all the words to your old favorite song

and I thought on it and realize this downright sapiosexual knowledge-as-intimacy theme is pretty important in Tayswift, it’s the load-bearing element of YBWM

I’m the one who makes you laugh
when you know you’re ‘bout to cry
I know your favorite songs
and you tell me bout your dreams
think I know where you belong
think I know it’s with me
can’t you see I’m the one who understands you
been here all along so why can’t you see
you belong with me

it’s even important in negative (which is how interrogators tease personality from pretense) in Red,

forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met

thinking about that, and also remembering when her transparent brand strategy was accessibility and fans chosen to meet her would gush about her casually referencing something they mentioned on their tumblr long ago, and it’s like

AWW, she really IS just like us, in that her real output is multilayered invocations of accreted culture but she charms incidental humans by studying up on whatever incidental shit they happen to be and mirroring it back at them

I just want to know you better
know you better
know you better now
I just want to know you
know you
know you

Tagged: taylor swift supergenius shapeshifter taylor swift

Listening again to Taylor Swift’s Red, picked up something I hadn’t - “memorize” used in two different songs In Stay Stay...

argumate:

kontextmaschine:

Listening again to Taylor Swift’s Red, picked up something I hadn’t - “memorize” used in two different songs

In Stay Stay Stay,

you took the time to memorize me
my fears my hopes and dreams
I just like hanging out with you
all the time

and then in Red,

memorizing him was as easy as knowing all the words to your old favorite song
and I thought on it and realize this downright sapiosexual knowledge-as-intimacy theme is pretty important in Tayswift, it’s the load-bearing element of YBWM
I’m the one who makes you laugh
when you know you’re ‘bout to cry
I know your favorite songs
and you tell me bout your dreams
think I know where you belong
think I know it’s with me
can’t you see I’m the one who understands you
been here all along so why can’t you see
you belong with me
it’s even important in negative (which is how interrogators tease personality from pretense) in Red,
forgetting him was like trying to know someone you never met
thinking about that, and also remembering when her transparent brand strategy was accessibility and fans chosen to meet her would gush about her casually referencing something they mentioned on their tumblr long ago, and it’s like

AWW, she really IS just like us, in that her real output is multilayered invocations of accreted culture but she charms incidental humans by studying up on whatever incidental shit they happen to be and mirroring it back at them

I just want to know you better
know you better
know you better now
I just want to know you
know you
know you

why do you always make her sound like a bundle of chitinous plates and spines tightly wrapped in human skin

because her superpower is making you think she’s you

Tagged: supergenius shapeshifter taylor swift

prominent journalist Kurt Eichenwald posted a picture last night of his computer monitor prominent journalist Kurt Eichenwald...

brbgensokyo:

brbgensokyo:

marxisforbros:

korolevx:

prominent journalist Kurt Eichenwald posted a picture last night of his computer monitor

prominent journalist Kurt Eichenwald forgot to close all his tabs of hentai before taking said photo

holy shit it’s real

Tagged: jesus 2017

us tv: reviewed 

delorez:

us tv: reviewed 

Tagged: not wrong

also me: base determines superstructure and THAT'S why Heather of iDeepThroat and not Kacey Kox is the precedent for Amber Hahn

also me: base determines superstructure and THAT'S why Heather of iDeepThroat and not Kacey Kox is the precedent for Amber Hahn

Tagged: base determines superstructure

Pajama Parties

yesterdaysprint:

The Leavenworth Post, Kansas, March 2, 1909

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Lawrence Daily World, Kansas, July 18, 1910

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The Washington Times, Washington DC, January 4, 1913

The San Francisco Call, California, April 19, 1913

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The Evening News, Wilkes Barre, July 26, 1919

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The Oklahoma City Times, Oklahoma City, July 26, 1919

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Palladium-Item, Richmond, Indiana, July 31, 1919

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The Oregon Daily Journal, Portland, June 27, 1920

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The Republic, Columbus, Indiana, June 25, 1925

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Journal Gazette, Matoon, Illinois, March 28, 1930

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George Grant Elmslie, 1907

ufansius:

George Grant Elmslie, 1907

Lazy day on the Bebop

jayknoxart:

Lazy day on the Bebop

4chan masculinity incorporates Tayswift as waifu but needs to grapple with Carly Rae as the voice of the 6/10 chubby azn

4chan masculinity incorporates Tayswift as waifu but needs to grapple with Carly Rae as the voice of the 6/10 chubby azn

Cut To The Feeling is NOT the song of the summer tho

Cut To The Feeling is NOT the song of the summer tho

Tagged: carly rae jepsen