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Pope Anastasius II - Wikipedia

Pope Anastasius II - Wikipedia
Pope Anastasius II (died 19 November 498) was Pope from 24 November 496 to his death in 498.[1] He was an important figure trying to end Acacian schism, but his efforts resulted in the Laurentian schism, which followed his death. Anastasius was born in Rome, the son of a priest,[2] and is buried in St. Peter’s Basilica.[3] While all the 49 popes that preceded him were canonized, he is the first pope in history who has not been canonized.
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Yo this cup with a whisk ball in it, so you can put on the lid and shake your protein mix to a smooth blend in situ?...

Yo this cup with a whisk ball in it, so you can put on the lid and shake your protein mix to a smooth blend in situ? Game-changer

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Fotogenerator Pix2Pix Online neural network Pix2Pix webtoy appears to visually translate your drawings into style of portrait...

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Fotogenerator Pix2Pix

Online neural network Pix2Pix webtoy appears to visually translate your drawings into style of portrait images (I’m guessing here, as sources and documentation are not apparent).

Try it out for yourself here

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Tagged: 2017

tried to make steak quesadillas to use some sirloin before it went bad halfway through realized I’d been preparing a fajita...

tried to make steak quesadillas to use some sirloin before it went bad

halfway through realized I’d been preparing a fajita recipe and pushed on

taste was decent but even after realizing midcourse and scrambling to correct the texture was iffy unto disintegrity

not too terrible and think I got insight into some kitchen fundamentals re: cheese binding ground v. chopped beef and how much adding moist vegetables affects oven time

June 4, 2017

June 4, 2017

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the fuck

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tried to make steak quesadillas to use some sirloin before it went bad halfway through realized I’d been preparing a fajita...

kontextmaschine:

tried to make steak quesadillas to use some sirloin before it went bad

halfway through realized I’d been preparing a fajita recipe and pushed on

taste was decent but even after realizing midcourse and scrambling to correct the texture was iffy unto disintegrity

not too terrible and think I got insight into some kitchen fundamentals re: cheese binding ground v. chopped beef and how much adding moist vegetables affects oven time

rustingbridges said
tell us about cheese binding beef, I request ~enlightenment~
Uh unlike ground beef or fork-flaked tuna, which I’ve made quesadillas with before, larger-particulate beef strips don’t bind as well in a cheesy matrix, and the higher volume means browning doesn’t drive as much moisture out, leaving more to leach out and dilute the cheese in the oven. How’s that?

Americanisms: 50 of your most noted examples

Americanisms: 50 of your most noted examples

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a funny read on some of the illogical but commonly-used words/phrases in the US

You know how everyone started saying ‘bigly’ because of Trump, and they went and asked Trump about ‘bigly’?

And of course The Simpsons’ “embiggen”, as after fictional founder Jebediah Springfield, is from Thomas Jefferson’s coinage of “belittle”

Alain Cornu - Roof, a series On Paris © Alain Cornu

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Alain Cornu - Roof, a series On Paris
© Alain Cornu

"As seen on TV" product idea

Handheld sewing machine, about the form factor of a desktop stapler, for people who aren’t making dresses from McCall’s patterns, but just occasionally need to mend a tear

Tinder report, 6/5/2017

“ring projecting from the side of one nostril” is regaining market share from “torc through the septum”, and thank fucking god

Tagged: 2017 tindertindertinder

The World War II Japanese invasion of Hawaii and the Hawaii overprint note. After the attack on Pearl Harbor in December 7th,...

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The World War II Japanese invasion of Hawaii and the Hawaii overprint note.

After the attack on Pearl Harbor in December 7th, 1941, it was feared that the next move of the Japanese was to invade Hawaii.  One concern of a possible Japanese invasion was the possibility that the Japanese could get there hands on millions of dollar of American currency and use it to fund their war effort.  Across the Hawaiian Islands, millions of dollars worth of hard currency was held by banks, financial institutions, businesses, and private citizens.

To solve this problem, the US Federal Reserve created an emergency “Hawaii” note to replace all currency on the islands.  The Hawaii notes were only legal tender in Hawaii and were declared worthless anywhere else.  To distinguish between real US dollars and Hawaii notes, the new notes featured a brown Federal Reserve seal and the word “Hawaii” was printed in large capital letters across the back of the bill, with the addition of two small overprints on the front.  Specially issued by the San Francisco Federal Reserve Bank, they came in denominations of $1, $5, $10, and $20.  

On July 15th, 1942 citizens of Hawaii were ordered to turn in all their cash in exchange for the Hawaii notes. In total, around $200 million of cash was collected and burned.  In 1944, when it was clear that no invasion of Hawaii would occur, issuance of Hawaii notes was discontinued and normal cash was once again issued to Hawaii.  Recall of Hawaii notes began in 1946, although many bills were saved as curios and souvenirs.  Today surviving examples are popular collectors items.

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"As seen on TV" product idea

kontextmaschine:

Handheld sewing machine, about the form factor of a desktop stapler, for people who aren’t making dresses from McCall’s patterns, but just occasionally need to mend a tear

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Georges Mathieu (French, 1921-2012), Hasard du temps, 1987. Oil on canvas, 100 x 81 cm.

thunderstruck9:

Georges Mathieu (French, 1921-2012), Hasard du temps, 1987. Oil on canvas, 100 x 81 cm.

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

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fucking look at this shit though

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Literally see this post flying around with a few different responses added to the bottom each time so I’ll say it for this one myself:

THEY ACTUALLY BUILT A GIANT MASSIVELY DETAILED FUCKING ANIMATRONIC T-REX FOR ALL OF THIS THAT’S WHY THE EFFECTS ARE SO GOOD. CAUSE IT AIN’T CGI. AND IT AIN’T GUY IN A COSTUME. IT’S A BIG FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAUR. AND EVERY PART IS DESIGNED TO MOVE. IT COST LIKE HALF THE BUDGET OF THE FILM.

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And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the ‘skin’ of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then they’d start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.

They used animatronics and detailed costumes for most if not all of the dinosaurs in the first movie.

The triceratops for instance, was also animatronic.

And the raptors were dudes in suits. I shit you not.

One of my favorite anecdotes I’ve read on tumblr is how the t-rex robot from Jurassic park would malfunction while it was drying out. How did it malfunction, you might wonder?

Motherfucker randomly started moving.

So apparently if you were on the jp set you would sometimes hear people screaming bloody murder even though they were all well aware that it was a giant animatronic puppet and wouldn’t actually, you know, eat them.

(link to said post about malfunctioning t-rex)

Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights.

So, I knew about the animatronics bit but I did not know the raptors were guys in suits and the malfunctioning t-rex sounds terrifying.

And i just googled malfunctioning t-rex and was not disappointed. Apparently in order to put the skin on over the steel frame a guy had to crawl inside the t-rex while it was turned on and glue the skin down. And if somebody turned the t-rex off or the power went out the guy in the t-rex stood a very real chance of getting mangled and killed by the hydraulics.

So of course, the power goes out.

And this guy is still in there gluing the skin down.

Apparently the way to survive getting sheered to death by huge sheets of metal while you’re inside a giant t-rex robot is to curl into a ball and hope for the best.

And this guy hoped for the best and got it.

Some other people on stage pried open the t-rex jaws and glue guy crawled out of its mouth and was totally okay.

This is getting better and better.

I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI

I’m just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.

@spinosaurus-the-fisher is this the kind of content you love?

Realism comes at a cost, it seems.

i mean ok but why has nobody posted this:

It’s a three piece raptor suit.

Old movies had the best special effects

The thing about this that gets my special effects nerd going is the fact that EVERY single dinosaur was sculpted by artists based on the current existent archeological evidence of the time.

@jurassicparkandrecreation

@shepfax

Even better than that, this movie ADVANCED our best understanding of dinosaurs at the time.  They were blowing out a budget bigger than anything Hollywood had ever seen, and along with employing almost the last hurrah of incredible physical FX, they had a bank of those newfangled digital SFX computers.  Nobody’d ever really created convincing dinosaurs in a movie before.  It’d all been stop-motion animation, and even when the models were exquisitely crafted, you could just tell there was something OFF about them.  Spielberg wanted THE BEST DINOSAURS EVER, and he figured on using the cutting edge of digital modeling and animation technology to build them for him.

So they got hold of some of the best paleontologists they could find and said, “We want you guys to take this tech that your labs could pretty much never afford and use it to build us the most realistic, accurate dinosaur models the world has ever seen.”

The paleontologists knew an opportunity when it bit them in the ass.  They plugged in everything they knew about dinosaurs, all the skeletons and their best guesses about soft tissue and all that.  And when they’d created those dinosaur models, they had the computer start moving them as they realistically would with anatomy like that.  One guy took a look at those walking t-rexes and velociraptors (really utahraptors, but whatevs, fam), and he said, “Wait a minute, I’ve seen movement like that before.”

He called up film of a chicken walking.  Everyone in the room said, “Holy shit.”

Prior to 1989, the idea that birds were descended from dinosaurs existed–we knew about archaeopteryx, we knew there was some minor connection there–but the idea that DINOSAURS LIVE IN THE MODERN WORLD AND THEY ARE CALLED BIRDS was not pre-eminent.  Jurassic Park changed our scientific understanding of dinosaurs.

That paleontologists’d be Kevin Padian. Who is awesome.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Padian

This post just gets better and better with time

Jurassic fucking Park, man.

yo but whose kinks include “scared Laura Dern” and “scared teenage version of Laura Dern” tho

Tagged: pulp fiction

Q: they identify with titty cartoons. What’s the worst they can do? A: 

kontextmaschine:

Q: they identify with titty cartoons. What’s the worst they can do?

A: 

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Can you imagine being the first guy listening to In The Air Tonight and not knowing those drums were coming?

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Can you imagine being the first guy listening to In The Air Tonight and not knowing those drums were coming?

the most popular post I’ve ever sacrificed to this site, 40 thousand notes and counting from the girls I recognize from high school and also the guys I recognize from high school

you know what a mercy it is that actual soldiers don't get a kill-cam of how chi_-_bulls_-_23 clipped them in the middle of...

you know what a mercy it is that actual soldiers don’t get a kill-cam of how chi_-_bulls_-_23 clipped them in the middle of shooting at nothing in particular?

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Kisarazu sister of the Japanese Ground Special Defense Force showing off their anti-tank helicopters. Really really cute...

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Kisarazu sister of the Japanese Ground Special Defense Force showing off their anti-tank helicopters. Really really cute helicopters. These people are legit members of the JGSDF


Sources here:
http://otakei.otakuma.net/archives/2013052101.html
http://otakumode.com/news/51a149bf8ccdf39e1300d1e4/The-Four-Sisters-of-the-Fourth-Anti-Tank-Helicopter-Squad-are-Celebrated-One-Last-Time!

Tagged: meanwhile in japan

this week in overpass banners Portland, OR

this week in overpass banners

Portland, OR

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