shrine to a dude, who even knows

"accessible"

that is all

Whoever it was that had the idea to take the exact business model of casinos and market it to children as a Chuck E. Cheese's is...

afloweroutofstone:

Whoever it was that had the idea to take the exact business model of casinos and market it to children as a Chuck E. Cheese’s is a the definition of an evil genius

so apparently a dude at a pizza shop in oslo was looking at an ad when the system running it crashed and revealed the output for...

argumate:

antoine-roquentin:

so apparently a dude at a pizza shop in oslo was looking at an ad when the system running it crashed and revealed the output for the facial recognition software it had behind the scenes to discern people’s demographics and how long they stared at certain ads

Idea! Regulation that requires all active camera systems in public to be adorned with Groucho Marx glasses / nose / moustache combination.

Tagged: capitalpunk

been seeing a few car ads pitching collision avoidance/warning features whose emotional thruline is “something to protect you...

been seeing a few car ads pitching collision avoidance/warning features whose emotional thruline is “something to protect you from those thoughtless menaces like city dwellers who expect you to let them cross and motorcyclists occupying the lane you’re merging into”

and I guess thanks but also fuck you, buddy

been seeing a few car ads pitching collision avoidance/warning features whose emotional thruline is “something to protect you...

kontextmaschine:

been seeing a few car ads pitching collision avoidance/warning features whose emotional thruline is “something to protect you from those thoughtless menaces like city dwellers who expect you to let them cross and motorcyclists occupying the lane you’re merging into”

and I guess thanks but also fuck you, buddy

tbh I guess they can’t openly pitch themselves as having your back when you’re trashed

Ohhhh, I just got that about Robin Hood, a shady no-one who won an archery tournament in disguise was implicitly a poacher

Ohhhh, I just got that about Robin Hood, a shady no-one who won an archery tournament in disguise was implicitly a poacher

Tagged: robin hood

The mashup you never thought would work

fireandshellamari:

dojirudolf:

thatsthat24:

consuelodoodles:

bamilton:

timeywimey-trenchcoat:

dieharddaae-24601:

beauty-and-the-dark-one:

The mashup you never thought would work

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

How…dare…

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

How anime was invented

onegianthand:

How anime was invented

If you showed me this image in 2014 I’d immediately have a heart attack

afloweroutofstone:

If you showed me this image in 2014 I’d immediately have a heart attack

Tagged: 2017 tomorrow belongs to meme

Right-militant symbolism encountered in the last two months playing the Battlefield franchise of online shooters: One Nazi...

kontextmaschine:

Right-militant symbolism encountered in the last two months playing the Battlefield franchise of online shooters:

  • One Nazi flag profile image, all colors and proportions on-model
  • A wide variety of South American users and private servers with 4-letter clan tags and logos (frequently in quartered unit patch format with skulls and lightning bolts as prominent elements) that map to local paramilitaries
  • A few Rising Sun flags and uyoku dantai slogans
  • (just now) one profile tag consisting of a large silver police shield bearing an image of a modern rifle above the large numbers “88″ in blue

Left-militant symbolism:

  • One profile image of a red flag with yellow hammer and sickle flapping in the wind

Since then (11/10/16):

  • A Kek flag
  • Several Pepe variants
  • The usual Nazi flags
  • A swastika made of right-facing handgun stamps that was actually the most novel take on the subject I’ve seen in a while
  • A LOT of Blue Lives Matter iconography - the American flag (often subdued color) with one blue stripe, the Punisher skull, often with “first responder” subculture signifiers like the numbers 5.11, etc.

Tagged: 2017 tomorrow belongs to meme

The only emotional spectrum I can relate to

dabblingindissent:

femminiello:

wizard-butts:

The only emotional spectrum I can relate to

rotate it 90° counter-clockwise and you have a political compass

here you go.

(via サラミさんはTwitterを使っています: “貴重な押し込まれる着ぐるみ画像が増えましたありがとうございます https://t.co/3mVPgFuGG9”)

octupus8:

kikuzu:

(via サラミさんはTwitterを使っています: “貴重な押し込まれる着ぐるみ画像が増えましたありがとうございます https://t.co/3mVPgFuGG9”)

@yurukyaraoftheday

nova gorica (j)

sprint95:

nova gorica (j)

nova gorica (j)

sprint95:

nova gorica (j)

Right-militant symbolism encountered in the last two months playing the Battlefield franchise of online shooters: One Nazi flag...

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

Right-militant symbolism encountered in the last two months playing the Battlefield franchise of online shooters:

  • One Nazi flag profile image, all colors and proportions on-model
  • A wide variety of South American users and private servers with 4-letter clan tags and logos (frequently in quartered unit patch format with skulls and lightning bolts as prominent elements) that map to local paramilitaries
  • A few Rising Sun flags and uyoku dantai slogans
  • (just now) one profile tag consisting of a large silver police shield bearing an image of a modern rifle above the large numbers “88″ in blue

Left-militant symbolism:

  • One profile image of a red flag with yellow hammer and sickle flapping in the wind

Since then (11/10/16):

  • A Kek flag
  • Several Pepe variants
  • The usual Nazi flags
  • A swastika made of right-facing handgun stamps that was actually the most novel take on the subject I’ve seen in a while
  • A LOT of Blue Lives Matter iconography - the American flag (often subdued color) with one blue stripe, the Punisher skull, often with “first responder” subculture signifiers like the numbers 5.11, etc.
Today alone:
  • A member of clan WYTE with a Klan hood profile picture
  • An American flag for a member of clan RWDS (“Right Wing Death Squad”)
And a rare leftist sighting:
  • The East German flag

uh that’s genius

flippyspoon:

uh that’s genius

You know, Chuck Tingle isn’t pushing it that much further.

You know, Chuck Tingle isn’t pushing it that much further.

Tagged: pulp fiction

it’s like these companies have finally gotten out of their wild college party years and are now trying to be mature adults now.

sarkyfancypants:

yumyumnoodle:

it’s like these companies have finally gotten out of their wild college party years and are now trying to be mature adults now.

Same goes for the Windows logo

I mean look at this shit

image

Is like someone just ironed the logo

“No need to review this code, the test suite will reveal any issues.” *runs tests* *machine literally explodes* “Well, like...

argumate:

“No need to review this code, the test suite will reveal any issues.”

*runs tests*

*machine literally explodes*

“Well, like I said.”

At Cornell I had a class called something like Learning Music Theory Through Digital Music Technology. I didn’t know any theory (I was a drummer, and tbh still don’t see the point of tonality) and I was like “learn by making techno, yes please!”

I didn’t learn any theory and pretty much had to teach myself the technology in lab hours; the instructor was a space case who would spend lectures trying to show us something, then the system would crash and he’d tell rambling stories while his assistant scrambled to fix things, rarely successful before the lecture ended.

ANYWAY, the story I remember was that when Robert Moog, who’d been a Cornell engineering grad student, was designing his eponymous synthesizer, this instructor was assistant to him and his business partner. So they’d worked up a prototype that was finally ready for the public.

A big part of how it worked was like an old-tyme telephone switchboard, you “patched” different modules together by connecting them with cables, to this day the various settings to create a particular synthesizer sound are called “patches”.

That was actually something that bugged me a lot about what I did manage to learn about this stuff – for I guess reasons of backwards compatibility with existing equipment and skills, incidental peculiarities of older technology – cables, voltage regulation, multi-track tape recording, samplers/synths/sequencers as rack hardware – were faithfully carried forward in terminology and practice. Meant a lot of things were done in confusing backwards-ass ways, while the software regularly crashed for trying to communicate with itself. Maybe the generation that grew up on FruityLoops got past that by now, I hope.

So the two creators were like “it’s finally ready, try it out!” and this instructor, then a student working in the summer, stepped up for the first time, patched something wrong, and the unit caught fire.