The moray eel has a second set of jaws in its throat that can launch forwards, like Giger’s Alien. It bites prey with the first set, and pulls them in with the second.
VADER, COME ON, MAN. IT’S 1999. GOTH IS SO PLAYED OUT. IT’S ALL ABOUT RAVES NOW. YOU WANT TO GO TO A CLUB AND LISTEN TO HORRIBLE GLOOMY DANCE MUSIC, WHICH IS AN OXYMORON BY THE WAY, THEN STAND AROUND AND BE ANTISOCIAL IN THE MIDDLE OF A COUPLE HUNDRED PEOPLE? THAT’S RIDICULOUS. YOU COULD COME WITH ME AND SOME SWEATY, SMILING E BUNNY WITH A CANDY NECKLACE WILL BE RUBBING YOUR HELMET IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES, PLUS BLACK IS SO … I DON’T KNOW, BLACK, YOU KNOW? WHY DO YOU ONLY HAVE ONE COLOR GOING ON? RAVES ARE LIKE A RAINBOW MADE OF DRUGS.
GUYS, BACK ME UP HERE. TELL CAPTAIN VAMPIRE POETRY HE’D BE A LOT LESS UPTIGHT IF HE WAS ON A COUPLE TABS AND SHAKING HIS ASS.
sofapizza:rdjislove:iloveinsomnia:
Man, what does Spider-man have to be depressed about?
Holy fucking shit.
This city is perfect in ways I did not think that actual cities could be.
the ponies as various hipster stereotypes, because nobody told me I couldn’t.
these were so much fun can I draw hipsters forever
Logam - Your Mom Makes Dubstep
lololol dubstep
You know when someone says “I must’ve died and gone to heaven”? I always thought that was just a stock phrase.
Portland is so perfect that I am finding it hard to believe that it exists in the same world I’ve lived in up to now.
Tumblr, y u no allow “read more” breaks on reblogs?
Anyway, I’m quite fond of something I think of as “mid-90s VH1core chick-rock”, though I’ve also heard “secretary rock”, which is really much more clever. Here’s an interesting retrospective on some of its biggest hits. Click through to read.
So I’ve been listening to this playlist a lot lately. Its title in my phone is Lilith Farewell, because I’m an inveterate punster, but it doesn’t consist exclusively of women who appeared at Lilith Fairs. That’s the general idea, though — mid-late 90s lady singer/songwriters with a folkish-rockish bent, the more thoughtful and plaintive the better. And (the important thing) the songs were to one degree or another radio hits. I heard them all at the time, though I haven’t listened closely to any of them in a decade, and some I never did. But because I’ve been listening to them a lot recently, of course I’ve thought of one or two things to say about them.
Sarah McLachlan "Building a Mystery"
Fiona Apple "Criminal"
Paula Cole "Where Have All the Cowboys"
Shawn Colvin "Sunny Came Home"
Meredith Brooks "Bitch"
Alana Davis "32 Flavors"
Natalie Imbruglia "Torn"
Jewel "Foolish Games"
Natalie Merchant "Kind and Generous"
THIS WAS GOING TO BE MY INNOCENT FANDOM. THE FANDOM I COULD GO TO AND IT WOULD CHEER ME UP AND MAKE ME FORGET ABOUT ALL THE COMPLICATIONS OF BEING A TEENAGER.
BUT IT WAS NOT SO.
yeeeeaaaahhhhh :C
Boohoo.
So… Much… BAAAAAAAWWWW
Honestly I find the Rule 34 charming - part of the endearing inclusiveness of the fandom, the only part of the internet I have ever seen where furry artists will draw and post furry porn and non-furries will be like “hey dude, nice furry porn”.
