shrine to a dude, who even knows

this is a great brand, I drove by the sign like once coming back from motorcycle training at the Forum and it's been stuck in my...

this is a great brand, I drove by the sign like once coming back from motorcycle training at the Forum and it’s been stuck in my head ever since

Jesus…

slartibartfastibast:

Jesus…

Berkeley, CA 4/15/2017

Tagged: 2017 surreal feels like I'm supposed to see this in 4 second clips in the establishing montage

is latinx basically just latin

obiternihili:

argumate:

sigmaleph:

argumate:

is latinx basically just latin

‘latino or latina’

do you call people from latin america latins, this is a serious question i need the answer to

is Latin America basically everything except USA, Canada, Belize, Suriname, and Guyana? because boy does that feel like an unnatural category.

I’m used to it being anything but the US, Canada, and the British Carribean; Belize, Suriname, Guyana, and France being lumped in there too.

for a hot second the trend was “latin@”, which you could at least pronounce “latinat”

This is what learning Portuguese is like. For the curious… Yes, punheta bacalhau" literally means “handjob cod”. No one...

how-to-portuguese:

This is what learning Portuguese is like.

For the curious…

  • Yes, punheta bacalhau" literally means “handjob cod”.
  • No one I talked to knows why it is called handjob cod or where this name came from.
  • Yes, punheta means the exact same thing in Portugal.
  • Yes, the dish is also called punheta bacalhau in Portugal.
  • And, yes, I am just as confused as you are.

bukkake and cream pie were food dishes first

Tagged: same as it ever was

Okay but how did the Defend the Bay cookout go?

Okay but how did the Defend the Bay cookout go?

when we had to take some sort of performance class in middle school in our rich-like-John-Hughes-not-gated-community suburban...

when we had to take some sort of performance class in middle school in our rich-like-John-Hughes-not-gated-community suburban school district I was a percussionist; we each had a snare drum (kinda as an onramp to marching band but fuck that) but in concert we’d play all sorts of shit; for the Loony Toons theme (ok Merrie Melodies, it was “Merrily We Roll Along” not “The Merry Go-Round Broke Down”) I hit a ‘50s fire alarm bell with a triangle beater for most of it but cranked this wooden crank for a bit

so shit, if I kept on that track this coulda been me.

We played “Axel F.” (the Beverly Hills Cop theme) once tho and my job was brush cymbal sixteenth notes for like 40 solid measures and rest for like 30 and fuck that

Tagged: kontextmaschine's drumming had no soul

Did you know: Russian Soyuz missions traditionally carry an onboard handgun in honor of Anton Chekhov

Did you know: Russian Soyuz missions traditionally carry an onboard handgun in honor of Anton Chekhov

“people who travel for work and are good at fucking people off tinder” is def. an interesting new yuppie tribe I’m seeing...

“people who travel for work and are good at fucking people off tinder” is def. an interesting new yuppie tribe I’m seeing develop, distinct from “Instagram people who travel to fuck for work” which seems more a flash in the pan

Tagged: tindertindertinder 2017

Aesthetic: Bush the Elder-era neopulp movies: The Shadow, Darkman, The Rocketeer, Dick Tracy, Batman '89

Aesthetic: Bush the Elder-era neopulp movies: The Shadow, Darkman, The Rocketeer, Dick Tracy, Batman ‘89

Aesthetic: Bush the Elder-era neopulp movies: The Shadow, Darkman, The Rocketeer, Dick Tracy, Batman ‘89

kontextmaschine:

Aesthetic: Bush the Elder-era neopulp movies: The Shadow, Darkman, The Rocketeer, Dick Tracy, Batman ‘89

that Madonna video in a steel foundry

Aesthetic: Bush the Elder-era neopulp movies: The Shadow, Darkman, The Rocketeer, Dick Tracy, Batman ‘89

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

Aesthetic: Bush the Elder-era neopulp movies: The Shadow, Darkman, The Rocketeer, Dick Tracy, Batman ‘89

that Madonna video in a steel foundry

steampunk avant la lettre, that’s why I don’t include the ‘96 Phantom (which with the ‘98 Zorro was pulp as anything)

Makes U Think. Honestly I’ve seen this artist all over, he does stencils of 80s nostalgia stuff on wood, traced art, on-model...

Makes U Think.

Honestly I’ve seen this artist all over, he does stencils of 80s nostalgia stuff on wood, traced art, on-model colors, honestly the Hadouken and Adam/Skeletor shit are next-level color blending by standards, but I know this cause over the years it’s gotten whole walls at Goodfoot, and Slingshot, and Blackbird, and it must be cause it’s selling but c'mon with this flea market shit

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

do they know they're spending their ad buys on me?

do they know they’re spending their ad buys on me?

Tagged: life less taxing this is an ad on tumblr dot com that's the tagline

Tagged: portlandportlandportland rain city

do they know they’re spending their ad buys on me?

kontextmaschine:

do they know they’re spending their ad buys on me?

I mean I *am* a mid-30s prestigiously educated man living in a coastal state with a high income tax tbh they might

feels weirdly animal that my motorcycle has a “choke” but naturally mechanical that it has a “throttle”

feels weirdly animal that my motorcycle has a “choke” but naturally mechanical that it has a “throttle”

Tagged: real Jaden Smith hours who up? fuck carb heat tho

Ford Model 40 Special Speedster, 1934. A one-off commissioned by Edsel Ford  after he had visited Europe and returned to the US...

carsthatnevermadeitetc:

Ford Model 40 Special Speedster, 1934. A one-off commissioned by Edsel Ford  after he had visited Europe and returned to the US wanting a "continental" roadster. 

(relevant)

(relevant)

realized one of the bushes that needed trimming was rosemary This was not actually good, the rosemary was just one low note...

realized one of the bushes that needed trimming was rosemary

This was not actually good, the rosemary was just one low note that the lemon didn’t really accent; when I tried to give it some flavor with hoisin sauce the fried rosemary preferentially absorbed it so I had bland chicken with sweet crunchy salt bombs

Tagged: gardening