shrine to a dude, who even knows

This year marks the 20th anniversary of one of the greatest video game mascots of all time. Segata had a short reign, but in...

terminusest13:

This year marks the 20th anniversary of one of the greatest video game mascots of all time.

Segata had a short reign, but in only two years he cemented himself as an inspiration to us all, a true hero along the path of gaming.
There’s a lot to be had in life. There’s so many games out there to discover and enjoy, and there’s so many games that have yet to be made. We’ve only scratched the surface.

A life of gaming is not to be taken lightly! Play! Play until your fingers break!

Tagged: vidya

me, in a bar not too far off Foster: haha Clackamas how did you get the idea that accent means authenticity jukebox: ::Neil...

me, in a bar not too far off Foster: haha Clackamas how did you get the idea that accent means authenticity
jukebox: ::Neil Young, Tom Petty::
me: dammit

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

flat moon theory

shieldfoss:

argumate:

asgardreid:

maxiesatanofficial:

wittgensteinsmister:

flat moon theory

fake earth landing

hollow sun hypothesis 

fat earth

“This is a good place to build our farm. The river is clear, the forest has adequate growth for timber and fire and the soil is thicc.”

Rivers of Germany.

mapsontheweb:

Rivers of Germany.

Tagged: geography

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more rock news

odditycollector:

Trucks frolic next to an uninterested excavator.

[x]

A party of excavators refresh themselves at a watering hole.

[x]

An excavator snaps up a large boulder in its powerful jaws.

[x]

Another excavator finds a rock underwater, but it puts up a fight.

[x]

Tourists view excavators up close during a controversial boat tour through their habitat.

[x]

Helicopters hide their extra rocks (the clumps of white) in hillside crevices, safely out of the reach of the ground vehicles roaming nearby.

[x]

This team of experts is examining truck leavings for clues to their behaviour.

[x]

A helicopter catches and carries away a person, likely mistaking them for a rock. Luckily, as is usual in these cases, they were later recovered unharmed… although a fair distance away from where they started.

[x]

more rock news

odditycollector:

Trucks frolic next to an uninterested excavator.

[x]

A party of excavators refresh themselves at a watering hole.

[x]

An excavator snaps up a large boulder in its powerful jaws.

[x]

Another excavator finds a rock underwater, but it puts up a fight.

[x]

Tourists view excavators up close during a controversial boat tour through their habitat.

[x]

Helicopters hide their extra rocks (the clumps of white) in hillside crevices, safely out of the reach of the ground vehicles roaming nearby.

[x]

This team of experts is examining truck leavings for clues to their behaviour.

[x]

A helicopter catches and carries away a person, likely mistaking them for a rock. Luckily, as is usual in these cases, they were later recovered unharmed… although a fair distance away from where they started.

[x]

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turningmachine said: who is this and why should we care? (re: this) He's some random no one AFIAK Why this is interesting...

turningmachine said: who is this and why should we care?

(re: this)

He’s some random no one AFIAK

Why this is interesting - he’s either some random Twitter-Dem-attaboy type who’s not only just straight up asking people to give him $9k for a Hawaiian vacation, he paid to have an *advertisement* for just giving him $9k for a Hawaiian vacation inserted into the Twitter feeds of total strangers

Or, judging how the account names diverge and his tweets were kinda clustered around recent dates, it might be an attempt to generate a random Twitter-Dem-attaboy identity for the purpose of begging money from strangers on the expectation it’ll net enough to pay for the promoted tweets?

in either case, that’s a “???” worth of weird.

hey yo occasional reminder that Los Angeles-based radio station KUSC is an excellent institution that really shows how much more...

hey yo occasional reminder that Los Angeles-based radio station KUSC is an excellent institution that really shows how much more there is to classical music than “famous sedate music for posh settings”

and that it can be streamed no-commercials (well an occasional 3-second reminder that USC is also home to the Mr. and Mrs. Donorsworth Center for Subject Studies) for free

Tagged: KUSC

I am pretty sure that Aerosmith pinball is making fun of the idea of “Aerosmith pinball” in a bunch of subtle ways that only...

I am pretty sure that Aerosmith pinball is making fun of the idea of “Aerosmith pinball” in a bunch of subtle ways that only make sense in context of the pinball tradition

Tagged: pinball

pffff

pffff

Tagged: pinball

Grand Avenue Theater district, St. Louis, 1944

yesterdaysprint:

Grand Avenue Theater district, St. Louis, 1944

Never again.

obiternihili:

rocketverliden:

argumate:

nuclearspaceheater:

ilzolende:

wirehead-wannabe:

argumate:

wrathofgnon:

Never again.

why not tho

I sat here for a good five second wondering what atrocities this picturesque field had committed.

Maybe it was painted in an area that later contained atrocities?

Your eyes are too well adjusted to life in the shadow of nature’s sin. Humans have not existed for long enough for any atrocity against them to match the suffering that even the small area of land shown here has bore witness to across the eons.

could be dude just hates windmills

staring across the field, narrowing eyes

gonna get that fucking giant this time, Sancho

I think I know why:

Maybe, dutch tulips were the first major example of a capitalist luxury market and bubble collapse? “never again (liberalism)”?

jfc it’s invoking the peaceful fields of the low countries as an implicit contrast to the tragic brutality of WWI which is to be understood as a “white civil war”

do you even discourse?

Tagged: this is a high-context reblog tomorrow belongs to meme yesterday belonged to meme

House of Thrones, Game of Cards

argumate:

the-grey-tribe:

argumate:

the-grey-tribe:

argumate:

House of Thrones, Game of Cards

A Series of Bad Events, Breaking Unfortunate

Stranger Men, Mad Things

Mr. Wife, The Good Robot

The Walking Anatomy, Grey’s Dead

Vampire Trek, Buffy the Star Slayer

Study of Drapery, Alphonse Mucha 1900

dappledwithshadow:

Study of Drapery, Alphonse Mucha

1900

Donald Trump is 'unable' to use quotation marks - and that's a problem

Donald Trump is 'unable' to use quotation marks - and that's a problem

hardcorefornerds:

The influential but now mostly retired blogger Carles of Hipster Runoff also made liberal use of scare quotes, applying them even to apparently simple terms used in a literal sense, such as “website” and “understandable”. 

This usage is, on the face of it, closer to Mr Trump’s than the more familiar usage, where a minister might refer to “hard Brexit” in scare quotes, because he doesn’t believe the term is accurate but wants to be understood. 

When Mr Trump puts “hackers” in quotation marks, he does actually mean hackers, who he believes are genuinely hackers, and he isn’t obviously quoting someone else saying that. He just puts the important part of the sentence in quotes – like Carles.

Tagged: OH MY GOD donald trump

In all the “haha ew Trump eats his steak well-done”, did no one connect that to the “he’s a fervent germophobe” thing? Like, of...

In all the “haha ew Trump eats his steak well-done”, did no one connect that to the “he’s a fervent germophobe” thing? Like, of course dude takes meat the opposite of raw.

Tagged: moral foundation: purity also i hear trump properties in ny are cleaned twice daily Donald Trump

(◕‿◕✿) Ceci n'est pas une pipe. (◕‿◕✿)

(◕‿◕✿)
Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
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An Introduction to 3 Foundational Authors of Hard-Boiled Detective Fiction, With Several Digressions

kontextmaschine:

Dashiell Hammett was one of the only pulp detective authors to have actually worked as a detective, with the Pinkerton National Detective Agency, back when it was basically a countrywide mercenary police organization. The Pinkertons were actually closer to modern police than their official contemporaries in the machine politics era, who tended to fall somewhere between patronage-hire watchmen and the mayor (or sheriff)’s sanctioned gang. The establishment of the FBI was in many ways a nationalization of the Pinkertons, with key figures brought on as advisors, replicating the network of local bureaus with focuses on both investigation and the infiltration and undermining of labor radicalism. Big city police forces then remodeled themselves after the FBI - famously the LAPD under William Parker (the NYPD had professionalized already under Teddy Roosevelt, and Chicago managed to preserve its machine structure).

This process continued into the early 1970s, as the RFK/FBI-led attempt to shatter the Mafia shook out. This was part of the mid-20th century American centralization of power. If you’re ever tempted to look with contempt upon modern African states, or pre-Mao China, or pre-unification Germany, keep in mind that America was largely structured as a loose coalition of local bandit-warlords until the 1960s. At the national level, civil rights laws and the attempt to merge the two (black/white) American nations were as much a cynical front for advancing this centralization as they were an honest idealism. And not without cost - organized crime, and the permeable borders between that and urban politics, were one of the major mechanisms by which immigrant groups were integrated to and advanced within the American system, a way to translate sheer numbers and cultural affinity into structural power. American blacks largely fit the immigrant pattern, if you date “arrival” to the Great Migration, but then stall out in the ‘70s-‘80s, and a lot of that has to do with RICO laws, post-60s reformist idealism, and the nationally-sponsored “war on crime” blocking this path. In an earlier world, black local politicians and street gangs would form alliances, eventually using patronage to co-opt and take over police forces, and extract rents that would be partially redistributed down the machine ladder. As is, you still have corruption, but it accrues to politicians, pastors and other organizers, and white property developers, without trickling down to street level.

You can quote me on that - the sorry state of American blacks is because criminal gangs are too weak and police aren’t corrupt and brutally extralegal enough.

What was I saying? Dashiell Hammett. Lived in San Francisco and set his fiction there. Was an actual private investigator, and accordingly has a strong focus on tradecraft, especially with the nameless “Continental Op”, employee of a fictionalized Pinkerton, protagonist of some of his books and most of his stories. Though the climaxes could get colorful, the Op’s assignments - quietly track down a runaway heiress, locate a fled embezzler - and methods - use 3-man teams to tail people on the street, question and dig up background on the target’s acquaintances, sit around and eavesdrop on conversations - were true to actual practice. (Hammett said the major difference is that what his characters accomplished in a week would in reality take several months, while they worked multiple cases in between).

While the Op was proudly professional (a recurring theme being his contempt for hotel staff “detectives”) but otherwise opaque, Hammett pioneered detective characterization with other characters. Where the Op was based on actual detectives he worked with, Sam Spade (protagonist of The Maltese Falcon) was based on those detectives’ romantic self-image, and his stoic facade, cynical chivalry, and romantic entanglements were a *huge* influence on later writers. Nick and Nora Charles, based on Hammet and his beloved, playwright Lillian Hellman, mixed investigation with screwball banter in a more lighthearted tone, and can be considered the predecessor of Maddie and David (of Moonlighting), Mulder & Scully, and even non-(explicitly-)romantic buddy partnerships like Crockett & Tubbs.

Hammett’s real-life experience exposed him to less picturesque aspects of the private investigator’s role in society as well. He complained that employers doing background checks were interested in issues of moral character that, gambling debts aside, had no correlation to trustworthiness, and he especially disliked working to suppress labor agitation. Starting as a Pinkerton agent, Hammett ended up being blacklisted and imprisoned as an enthusiastic communist activist.


Next is Raymond Chandler, the most literary of the detective greats. Where Hammett had been an actual PI, and reflected it in his writing, Chandler was a cuttingly observant man who retreated into drink because he was way too intelligent and cynical for Los Angeles, and reflected it in his. His Phillip Marlowe inhabited a thinly-to-the-point-of-pointlessly veiled LA, and passes through it with gimlet eye and poison tongue, all backhanded compliments and sideways insults. Hard-boiled fiction’s love of brilliant turns of phrase, of meandering digressions that end with a surprise punch to the gut, largely comes from him.

While at first glance Marlowe might seem to perform the duties of a detective same as the Op, on close examination you realize that none of what transpires has anything to do with his intentions, and that the plot is moved along by coincidences he encounters while out on assignment, with the ultimate plot of a tale usually about as unrelated to the inciting incident as in golden age Simpsons. This is equally true of The Big Lebowski, which is a loving Chandler tribute, and Chandler himself parodies this (and his/Marlowe’s booziness) in one of his later stories in which the plot is advanced by the things his protagonist literally runs into while drunk driving around LA.

Chandler’s novels are usually composed of the plots of 3 or 4 of his short stories banged together, but that’s fine, because the plot was never the thing, the meat being the wonderful language, setting, and characterizations, which were crafted anew. You can still to this day drive around LA and discover most of the places he described, looking exactly as stated. And while I can’t speak to his period accuracy, I was myself once a too intelligent, cynical Angelino writer for a while, to the point I avoided leaving home sober, and I can confirm that the kind of person who inhabits LA, their nature and motivations, are exactly as he laid out back then.

Chandler’s output eventually trailed off. One story, appearing years after any others, reads like absolutely terrible Chandler pastiche. Scholars disagree whether this was the product of an alcoholic wreck of a man who had known better than to try to publish anything for years but needed the money, or his wife pretending to be him because he was an alcoholic wreck of a man incapable of even writing anymore but needed the money.

If you’re only going to read one of these three, read Chandler.


Finally, a bit of a contrast in Mickey Spillane. Spillane’s famous recurring detective character was Mike Hammer. Given the name, you might not be surprised to learn he spent less time in cautiously piecing together mysteries than punching communists in the jaw, in much the same way Captain America spent a lot of time punching Nazis in the jaw. Actually, Spillane had been a writer for Captain America in the ‘40s. Actually, the character was originally written as a comic book protagonist named “Mike Danger”. Beyond communism, Hammer often found himself arrayed against such other corrupt and corrupting trappings of the decadent elite as drugs, psychotherapy, and trial by jury.

Spillane’s writing was, I’ll say, not up to the level of Hammett or Chandler, though he has been favorably cited by prominent writers like Ayn Rand and Frank Miller. If you look at pulp of the time though, he’s appreciably above average. Pulp… basically the closest parallel we have to pulp today is fanfiction, in terms of its average quality, low cost of production and consumption, sheer volume, and the rate at which it produces critical and commercial successes. And dear god, the smuttiness. Mike Hammer banged a lot of the broads he ran into. Before barefacedly honest pornography became as ubiquitous as it is, pulp filled the role of mainstream erotic product, with much detective pulp serving the same “drugstore-available erotica” role for men that romance pulp did for women. (Appreciating this makes the “Seduction of the Innocent” comic book scare about drugstore-available pulp for kids a bit more comprehensible).

This crossed over into other formats like cinema - Deep Throat, Beyond the Green Door, and The Devil in Miss Jones were all received as at least in the same ballpark as mainstream releases, and up into the ’80s, pornographic movies had plots and runtimes that roughly approximated Hollywood product, and even in the ‘90s, softcore product at least had narrative framing devices. Between gonzo and DVD nonlinearity and the internet and the collapse of obscenity prosecution against which to offer artistic content as defense that’s faded, though as the Valley studio system’s share of the industry shrinks you’re seeing them play to their strengths in production values and plot (particularly with parody content, Tijuana Bible/H-Doujinshi-style).

On the other hand you had whole parapornographic mainstream subgenres as the erotic thriller, the rape-revenge drama, the teen sex comedy - American Pie was released in 1999, which was really pushing the limit at which it was worth it to watch 90 minutes of material for the chance to briefly see a bare-chested girl masturbating. (It’s still worth it to hear Alyson Hannigan talking dirty, though.)

The one thing that pulp still has a hold on is violence. (In addition to the jaw, there are many loving passages of Hammer battering guys in the crotch.) While splatter-horror may be a flourishing niche genre, with regular DVD releases, it’s still that, a niche genre, and not the mega-industry of pornography. Video games yes, but detective pulp and “true crime” genres have mostly just migrated to another medium and become hourlong police procedurals like CSI or Law & Order, offering the same thrills of vicarious brutality masked by the fig leaf of nominal identification with the forces of law and order. (Though cable antihero dramas and serial killer procedurals like Dexter and Hannibal seem to be moving a half- to full step beyond that.)

Mickey Spillane. Ah, fuck it, I don’t have anything else to say about Mickey Spillane.

Tagged: rerun

"Real World/Road Rules Challenge"

Tagged: 90s90s90s