shrine to a dude, who even knows

I don’t think Trump’s a master mastermind throwing all these little distractions off as part of an overarching pre-planned...

I don’t think Trump’s a master mastermind throwing all these little distractions off as part of an overarching pre-planned scheme, but I can get where that comes from

like during the debates, the drunken master style where he’d seemingly take a big stumble that would somehow set him up for a hit at another meta level entirely

So this week he phrased something weird and people jumped on him for his sloppy speechmaking and somehow the result is normie-conservatives are getting catechized into /pol/s cautionary Legend of Sweden

Tagged: donald trump

Yes, I suppose the only way 2017 was going to let us dump Milo was by swapping in PewDiePie

Yes, I suppose the only way 2017 was going to let us dump Milo was by swapping in PewDiePie

Tagged: 2017 equivalent exchange tomorrow belongs to meme

me: aw how heartwarming also me: remember how we called our childhood mass tackle game "Smear the Queer"?

me: aw how heartwarming

also me: remember how we called our childhood mass tackle game “Smear the Queer”?

you: I can't believe parents are turning their young daughters over to ex-strippers to learn pole dancing in those outfits me:...

you: I can't believe parents are turning their young daughters over to ex-strippers to learn pole dancing in those outfits
me: but last decade when they were learning parallel bars in spandex from Russian men, that was cool?
you: that's different, they give scholarships for gymnastics. girl's gotta pay for college somehow

Tagged: no one tell him about ballet

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Batman ‘66 with its database Bat-Computer and cross-matching “Crime Analyzer” was some World’s Best Practices Detective shit for...

Batman ‘66 with its database Bat-Computer and cross-matching “Crime Analyzer” was some World’s Best Practices Detective shit for its time

Tagged: batman gothamside

Batman ‘66 with its database Bat-Computer and cross-matching “Crime Analyzer” was some World’s Best Practices Detective shit for...

argumate:

kontextmaschine:

Batman ‘66 with its database Bat-Computer and cross-matching “Crime Analyzer” was some World’s Best Practices Detective shit for its time

goddamn it, isn’t that just the wall of monitors from Dark Knight in ‘60s form

Tagged: batman

between ESPN and WWE, Connecticut is the American capitol of pretending sports are real

between ESPN and WWE, Connecticut is the American capitol of pretending sports are real

Tagged: connecticut wwe espn

jfc, WaPo

jfc, WaPo

Tagged: did you draw that motto on your binder? it's media 2017

The Starks as Critiques of Fantasy and the Fantasy Audience

kontextmaschine:

I’ve touched on this before but let’s expand on it here. George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series is an epic tragedy in the classic sense, in which a succession of characters bid for the world before being brought low by their inherent personal shortcomings. What’s particularly interesting in this is that the Starks of Winterfell embody tragic flaws that are typically presented in fantasy fiction as virtues, the very traits that both signal that the protagonists deserve to win and enable that very triumph. As such, they serve as a critique of the fantasy genre and, implicitly, the audience drawn to it who see in such protagonists an idealized vision of themselves.

Ned Stark opens the series with a tableau engineered to position him as the Good Ruler, executing a man by his own hand, illustrating a firm will, capable hand, merciful heart, eyes open to the realities of power, and shoulders to bear the burden in service of others. He is Duty, Honor, Loyalty - to Robert, to the Old Gods, to (with his incessant focus on Winter) the realm as a whole rather than any factional interest. He could plausibly have contended for the Iron Throne after the overthrow of Mad King Aerys, but left the duty - and the corruptions of court life - to Robert and returned north to the “real things” of life.

He’s the noble, capable, masculine (but not macho) hero of so much fantasy, which of course is why he fails. He doesn’t play the petty sycophantic influence-peddling games of court - so when Robert dies he has no true allies in court, no knowledge of the power dynamics at play, no ability to see the manipulation of false allies. Concerned with the formal lineage of succession - as if truth and propriety matters more than appearance and power - but insistent on working through proper channels and unwilling to act without formal legitimation, he gives his enemies all the delay, forewarning, and opportunity they need to outmaneuver him and he ends up executed by the henchman of the most Unworthy ruler.

Sansa Stark is the feminine hero of romantic fantasy - like Ned, she’s enchanted with nobility’s self-mythology and given to mistake that for actual practice. She wants to marry a prince when she grows up, and orients the entirety of her selfhood to this end - acting proper and saying the right thing, above all striving to cause no offense. Like the heroine of so many romantic fantasy novels, she finds her prince. Like the plot of so many romantic fantasy novels he’s a ruffian in need of reform who takes what he wants. Like the readers of so many romantic fantasy novels her dreamy passivity does nothing to reform him. Like the plot of so many of their lives she finds herself paired off with a succession of alternatingly abusive, ugly, and lecherous men.

Arya Stark is I’d say two things - first, she’s the classic fantasy figure of the heir to the unjustly deposed Good Ruler, who has to go off on a quest, take on a mentor, make allies, et cetera et cetera, James Frazer. Except you realize she keeps doing this but given that the world doesn’t stay still while she’s off questing, she never accomplishes anything. She doesn’t make it to Winterfell, she doesn’t make it make it back to her mother, she keeps getting sidetracked and diverted. She finds mentors in Syrio and the Kindly Man, finds allies and travelling companions in Gendry and Hot Pie and Jacquen and the Hound, but none of it amounts to anything. She revenges some of her suffering but after years has 0 influence on the actual contest for the Iron Throne and has mostly just become an increasingly cold-blooded killer.

Second, Arya is the Strong Female Character, that archetype popular in the girl-power ’90s (and before) as superior to Sansa’s “weak” femininity. She’s not into sewing and delicacy, she ‘s into sword fighting and dirt. But for all that, she ends up dragged around and at the mercy of men as much as Sansa - yes, in an idiom that allows her to consider herself as more of an agent, and with an ability to hurt people who hurt her. But it doesn’t really keep her from getting hurt. (For a series with so much rape, especially in the early books of girls noted with an increasingly eyebrow-raising regularity as being exactly thirteen years old, the Stark girls sure do spend a lot of time at the mercy of abusive men without it quite going there, don’t they.) And by the “present day” she’s spending a lot of time hanging out with the demimonde in seedy bars down by the docks. Not that she’s a prostitute, oh no. She’s a rogue. Though she does take some pride in the fact that she blends in. Look, I did renn faires in middle school. Hell, I live in Portland. There’s a certain kind of girl… look, I’m not saying, I’m just… wait, no, I am saying.

Catelyn Stark is the good mother, who wishes the boys would put down their swords and realize what’s important is family, and the real force in this world lies with the generative potential of women. She’s ’70s-’80s feminist fantasy in the Marion Zimmer Bradley mold. She cares for her children, the girls as much as the boys - which is why she releases Jaimie in hopes of returning her daughters, thus forfeiting the Stark leverage against Lannister treachery. At the same time she respects her children’s autonomy, unlike Cersei not just as means to the ends of power, failing to compel Robb to marry for dynastic advantage. Which is her undoing, dying with her beloved child at the hands of a man who treats his wives as disposable incubators. The female power of generative blood proving ultimately vulnerable to the male power of destructive steel.

Robb Stark is the charming young hero, a less seasoned Ned. Capable but burdened with a sense of honor, duty, and obligation, he could have saved a whole lot of trouble by maintaining a distinction between the loving woman you use for sex and the woman of social position you marry to start a family with.

Bran Stark I think if anything is a standin for GRRM himself - he’s incapable of doing anything directly, but as a skinchanger he can inhabit anyone, see through their eyes, act through their bodies, in a manner paralleling the series’ regular cycling through POV characters. I’m not really sure what Bran’s arc “says” about that dynamic.

Rickon Stark is like three, dude. And Jon Snow? Is not a Stark.

Now that we’re here might as well touch on some other characters.

Daenerys is another critique of audience naïveté, thinking that oppressive hierarchy is a matter of bad morality rather than economic function. She frees slaves only to realize that oppressing the lower classes generates power and supports a fellowship of upper-class allies, while freeing and raising them up costs power and makes enemies. Also, even if she crosses the sea and conquers the Seven Kingdoms what of it? As an infertile woman, she can’t found or restore a dynasty.

Jaime is kind of a reverse of the Stark dynamic. They had virtues as flaws. Jaimie is defined by the vice of narcissism - his love for himself, which defines everything he does. Even his incestuous relationship with Cersei is an instance of self-love, beginning in childhood where, she says, if they switched clothes they were indistinguishable. But it’s that very narcissism that leads him, on joining the Kingsguard, to reform himself from within, to go from Kingslayer to Goldenhand. And thus a character first defined by defenestrating a child while incestuously cuckolding the King might well prove the realm’s noble salvation.

Tyrion obviously, is the character most suited to rule the realm, his tragic flaw being the repeatedly wounded pride that keeps him from accepting that he can only rule on condition of receiving no respect for it. Had he waited out his father’s plans he obviously would have found in Tommen a malleable figurehead.

Cersei’s flaw is her inability to distinguish between her person and her role. She thinks herself a master strategist because of her track record of success as a seductress; she thinks of herself as beloved because flattered by sycophants as regent. A Feast For Crows was hacked out. I’m a writer, I know the signs. GRRM split one book into two when he really had 1.5 of material and to maintain the “850 pages of setup, then main characters die and shit gets real” structure he had to force the middle half, which took years. She overestimates herself but even she’s too competent for the cabinet of toadies, the “I’m a good queen for not punishing my servants too bad for my getting fat” bit. Cartoonish. What should’ve happened was she intercepts a letter from one of the young nobles she thinks she’s seducing as part of a power scheme and learns that he’s been seeing the thing the other way around.

And that’s what I think about that.

Tagged: rerun

The mystifying silhouette of USS Zumwalt on 7 December 2015 pulled out from Bath Iron Works, Maine to begin sea trials in...

argumate:

apostlesofmercy:

The mystifying silhouette of USS Zumwalt on 7 December 2015 pulled out from Bath Iron Works, Maine to begin sea trials in preparation to join the United States fleet as an actively commissioned warship.

the Monitor was ahead of its time.

Found this by the curb doing yard work. Clockwise from lower left: flying Cat– Some people see it floting, and those who do,...

Found this by the curb doing yard work.

Clockwise from lower left:

flying Cat–
Some people see it floting, and those who do, get of the boat and carrie it abored and then that night, it leaves.

sea wyvern
somtimes, a shadowy fuigure crals under a ship and makes a whole at the bottom. The ship sinks, so the saler jump off. Then, it devowers them all.

Here be dragons
The dragon god atacks with a leage of dragons and attack the ship. No ships have ever servived

Your grave –
some unlucky explorers find a graveyard in the woods. They look at the graves, they find there names, then, drop dead at there graves.

Eye–
It has been told that eyeballs have been floating over the ships, then they fly in and devower everybody and everything.

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

Spinning the Cylinder with Michael Anton

So two recent things on Michael “Decius” Anton, Machiavellian “Flight 93 Election” author turned White House pet intellectual.

First, the man’s own foreign policy manifesto and then this beat-sweetener from Vanity Fair.

Let’s start with his “America and the Liberal International Order”. Basically it’s his introductory remarks to the “foreign policy community”, arguing that the course he’s charting is well within their norms, practices, and ideals. As for what that course is, it’s down in the “Reforming the Liberal International Order” section. I read that once and got the sense it was a real monumental shift, but when I went to write it down I couldn’t really put my finger on what it consisted of and honestly I still can’t, which is about what you’d expect from a diplomatic theorist with a Straussian background, I suppose.

Basically giving up on democracy promotion as a goal in itself, reserving it for when democratization furthers other goals, “in a place where and at a time when we have the capacity to water it, and it is in our interest to do so”?

Orienting around controlling a (possibly illiberal) periphery for the sake of a core “liberal international order”, identified with old NATO, “The ‘liberal international order’ is thus better termed the ‘liberal rich-country order’ or—if you prefer foreign policy jargon—the ‘liberal functioning-core order.’”?

I mean I get that, but it’s really hard to picture what it means in practice. South Korea was an authoritarian periphery for most of the Cold War, now it’s a reasonably liberal international core, Turkey was a kind of authoritarian periphery even when it was in old NATO, now it’s becoming less Western liberal core because it’s becoming more democratic. What would this doctrine do, or have done with that? If Wahhabists AND Communists both rise in Indonesia or Malaysia, what does that mean to the US and how does it react under this operating philosophy?

But I guess a lot of diplomacy is about strategic vagueness to be filled in later. In pettier notes:

  • His line that “Since [Pancho Villa’s 1916 raid], we have suffered two mass casualty attacks on American territory.” I assume that’s Pearl Harbor and 9/11. And like, fair, the Philippines had upgraded from “territory” to “commonwealth” in the decade before the capture of Manila and the Bataan Death March, but they weren’t independent yet.
  • Read the “Prestige” section, about prestige/contempt and how they’re generated, and how they affect negotiating success, and alliance-building, and influence on vital regions, and try to tell me that’s not a design doc for a Paradox grand strategy game.
  • In that same section, he invokes the wisdom of Osama bin Laden, Thucydides, and Steve “one observer” Sailer, in that order.

Now the beat-sweetener. Tells what his job is (N.S.C. senior communications director), what that involves (distilling Trump’s foreign policy “message” and figuring out how various state ideological apparatuses can promote it), who had an equivalent role before him (Ben Rhodes, apparently). Gives some color: guy likes Machiavelli, guy likes suits. One colleague says “huh, really?”, a mentor says “I could see it”. Is he alt-right? Nah but there’s overlap. One guy says the themes carry over and the difference is sophistication.

The one really interesting thing here is the recurring theme of California. The mentor talks about Anton’s elegaic take on the lost Republican middle class California. Anton gives quote to confirm it. An essay is linked for more support. And remember quoting Sailer. Remember what I said about Sailer the other day, how the California transformation explains him.

So, that’s Trumpian intellectualism: not Breitbart, but Sailer.

Tagged: Michael Anton Publius Decius Mus Steve Sailer

cleaning out the screen shots I never got around to posting about

cleaning out the screen shots I never got around to posting about

Tagged: it's media

Mustique - Wikipedia

Mustique - Wikipedia

There are a core set of names whose influence created Mustique for what it is today. In probable order, they are Colin Tennant, Oliver Messel, Princess Margaret, and Mick Jagger. Immediately prior to that the island was home only to a small number of poor fishermen and goats.[2]

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“A long dormant Garfield parody channel just dumped thirteen of the highest production value Youtube videos I’ve ever seen.”

slartibartfastibast:

“A long dormant Garfield parody channel just dumped thirteen of the highest production value Youtube videos I’ve ever seen.”

Tagged: 2017

Visit to Karimunjawa Islands Every moment will be special,happy holiday Join with us WA/LINE/SMS/TELP : +62 8522 588 6620...

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Visit to Karimunjawa Islands
Every moment will be special,happy holiday

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Yo this Indonesian tourist tiny island thing followed me within 30 minutes of mentioning Mustique and that makes it the first tumblr bot to impress me

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You could probably fully automate a McDonald’s and have it just be, like, a big vending machine if they didn’t care about...

bpd-anon:

swornravenagenda:

bpd-anon:

You could probably fully automate a McDonald’s and have it just be, like, a big vending machine if they didn’t care about ~friendly atmosphere~. Maybe there are problems with this I am not seeing? 

Best I can think of is a) Most normies are extroverts, to the point that a robot McD’s would feel alienating to them, beyond just removing the ~friendly atmosphere~. and b) maybe the technology for some parts of the work is less mature than for others, and we’re waiting on a missing step?


Also, without human staff a place like that would be vandalism-bait; that doesn’t really explain why the big vending machine plus one or two security guys isn’t a thing though.

Reason A is what I meant when I said friendly atmosphere.

Food, Folks, and Fun.

Tagged: 1990 batman

when i was like 10 i had an idea for a sequel to Waiting For Godot called Waiting For Godot… To Leave! where he finally shows...

argumate:

kayleefabulous:

when i was like 10 i had an idea for a sequel to Waiting For Godot called Waiting For Godot… To Leave! where he finally shows up but is, in fact, super annoying

Waiting for Godot to finally be added to Australian Netflix

Sophomore year college I knew a guy lived in the room across the hall from me who did it as a musical, GODOT! (a rock opera) and it was actually really good.

He was really into composing music and 90s Lucasarts point-and-click adventure games, supervised the creation of this big Grim Fandango mural on a hall of our weird brick castle RenFaire dorm

Anyway that was his dorky, specific dream and now he’s Jared Emerson-Johnson, award-winning composer and sound guy for neo-point-and-click adventure games, I literally remember playing a LEGO Star Wars once and being “wow, they really got the effects placed well” and that was him

VIVALDI’S SPRING IS SO GOOD vs. VIVALDI’S SPRING IS SO PLAYED OUT

VIVALDI’S SPRING IS SO GOOD
vs.
VIVALDI’S SPRING IS SO PLAYED OUT