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Travelling the state it's interesting to see which crimes are folk crimes in each locale. In LA driving drunk ain't no thang. In...

Travelling the state it’s interesting to see which crimes are folk crimes in each locale. In LA driving drunk ain’t no thang. In Santa Cruz people smoked in every bar I saw. I’m told San Francisco has the most robust and open prostitution culture in America, more than Vegas, and that everyone grows weed in Mendocino.

Bought the first Walking Dead compendium, to have something to read at meals. ‘sgood. Though at the end there the Governor seems like he came from another comic entirely. Preacher, to be specific.

I guess a lot of the zombie apocalypse appeal is the possibility for people to be settlers again, exterminating the natives and imposing their will on the world. Partially to be able to do it without guilt, partially just to have somewhere to do it at all.

Up in Berkeley now. There’s a girl I knew in college from this part of CA and poking around here makes me get her more, which I guess is the upbeat way of putting it, the other way is that I realized she wasn’t nearly as sui generis as I thought, and more of a mixture of types I just wasn’t familiar with. Coming from the east coast, it’s weird having people in the structural position of WASPS not be WASPy.

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No words… Should have sent a poet…

rainbowdash-likesgirls:

my-shameful-brony:

No words…

Should have sent a poet…

“Let’s just pretend this never happened.”

Tagged: Derpy Hooves My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Princess Celestia Princess Luna poniesponiesponies

Mickey Skeedale & Doctor Who - Emotion

Mickey Skeedale & Doctor Who - Emotion

Tagged: happy hardcore mickey skeedale doctor who emotion

DJ Seduction - Leaving the World Behind (Ham remix)

DJ Seduction - Leaving the World Behind (Ham remix)

Tagged: happy hardcore dj seduction leaving the world behind remix ham

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Berkeley observations

I think I’ve finally gotten far enough away from LA that I can count on having the best style in the bar. Bay people are on average noticeably less attractive as LA people, but there’s enough that’re attractive enough, and they aren’t nearly as hateable-on-contact.

There’s woo enough here that I’m willing to press on to Portland in hopes that gets better, but it’s not nearly as grungy or liberal as the reputation or even what I remember from a college visit a decade ago. (A decade!)

Now it was raining so maybe that’s why there were fewer protesters and crusties out than Santa Cruz, but it still showed up in the way people that were around presented and what I heard them talking about, and the literature and flyers left up in public. I remember on that visit coming across a flyer for a protest schedule for the month that was almost full. One entry was “meet at the BART station and decide what to protest”, that one stuck with me.

I’ve seen more relationships, romantic or friendly, between 20somethings and greyhairs than I can remember anywhere. Maybe it’s the the college thing, but I don’t remember seeing anything like that in Santa Barbara, Santa Cruz, Ithaca, or Westwood. I mean I knew people who went to professors’ dinner parties, but they didn’t hit the laundromat together at 3 in the afternoon or play Connect 4 in bars.

Shit closes down weirdly early. There are a bunch of restaurants that close at 4 or so. Maybe students have brunchable weekdays, but it doesn’t stop there. There are coffeeshops that close at 6, student bars that close on 11 some days, a bar down the street that closes at 7, when I went up to Telegraph at least half the undergrad eateries were closed by 8.

I guess this signals a higher-than-normal ratio of labor costs to rent, but given what I hear about Berkeley rents and the unemployment level in adjacent Oakland that’s kind of weird. The People’s Republic has a living wage thingie of almost $15/hr including benefits, but that’s only for city contractors.

Lots of traffic-calming design. Boulevard medians, traffic circles, non-arterial grid streets are broken up by walling off intersections diagonally into two butt-bumping right turns, which is a new one for me.

Maybe that shit’s necessary, because Berkeley has the worst fucking drivers I have ever seen. I saw a car fuck up a right turn! It just stopped at an intersection where the cross street had stop signs and it didn’t, and there was no cross traffic anyway and then just waited for, for, for I have no fucking clue what, maybe until the stars were properly aligned.

And then within an hour I saw another car do the same fucking thing! And that’s not to mention left turns, which are at least fuckupable in theory, and boy do they put that theory into practice.

Maybe it’s a regional thing. I was taking some ridge roads around Tiburon the other day and there was, I shit you not, a public awareness campaign encouraging drivers to stop at red lights.

Tagged: Berkeley CA Berkeley UC Berkeley

Dune - Rainbow to the Stars When they asked me for a yearbook quote I snickered and used this - "Ride the rainbow to the...

Dune - Rainbow to the Stars

When they asked me for a yearbook quote I snickered and used this - “Ride the rainbow to the stars, keep the faith right in your heart”

It was supposed to be mocking the silliness of other people’s yearbook quotes. If you knew me, and I was fairly well known, it probably worked, but if you’re looking back on it now I probably look like just as much of a ponce.

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I am very, very okay with this.

bronypride:

I am very, very okay with this.

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In San Francisco now. The city's beautiful. The people are ugly, wow, and have terrible style. I guess that's what happens when...

In San Francisco now. The city’s beautiful. The people are ugly, wow, and have terrible style. I guess that’s what happens when you set your baseline to LA.

I’ve figured out how to steer my bike without hands (well, keep it straight and switch lanes, I’m not up to 90° turns yet). That’s not that impressive - I could already pedal miles without hands, and it’s not like I can get that far without a hand for the throttle anyway - but I guess it’s a prequisite for further stuff - if I ever make a movie it would be nice to be my own stuntman.

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A man plays a guitar as transitional forces fire at Gaddafi loyalists in Sirte, Libya. Via Prashant Rao via The Lens. Photo by...

washingtonpoststyle:

A man plays a guitar as transitional forces fire at Gaddafi loyalists in Sirte, Libya. Via Prashant Rao via The Lens.

Photo by Aris Messinis (Agence France-Presse/Getty)

Some jerk always wants to play a bard.

Bang! - Shooting Star selektah, rewind! rewind, selektah!

Bang! - Shooting Star

selektah, rewind! rewind, selektah!

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Force & Styles - United in Dance I think this was supposed to be a sort of theme song for the United Dance label.

Force & Styles - United in Dance

I think this was supposed to be a sort of theme song for the United Dance label.

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she died for your friendship.

hilariouslyterribleart:

she died for your friendship.

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t.A.T.u. -  All The Things She Said (Special Uncensored Version)

findmeanywhereat:

t.A.T.u. -  All The Things She Said (Special Uncensored Version)

special whatsis whatsis okay

this is my standard jukebox song. not karaoke but ooh good idea

I had a good summer with the russian version of this.

Fair Enough Hi-res

fishermanofponibooru:

Fair Enough

Hi-res

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Oh, America.

Oh, America.

4tune Fairytales - Take Me To Wonderland

4tune Fairytales - Take Me To Wonderland

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Whelp. Everyone should honestly stop making whatever fan videos you’re working on unless they’re as good as this because god...

limegl0wstix:

bronypride:

askpuppetponies:

Whelp.

Everyone should honestly stop making whatever fan videos you’re working on unless they’re as good as this because god damn.  Me included.

Well done, HotDiggetyDemon.  Well.  Done.

((Seriously watch this it’s like if John K made an episode of MLP))

If you don’t watch this, your life will be incomplete.

Rarity sounds like Egoraptor!

wut.

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