kontextmaschine

jakke:

Room full of gays agree that Kellyanne Conway is actively ushering in the apocalypse in an amazing dress.

everyone I know awake is shutfaced

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for bandwagoners

his hat said “palingenesis”

like I pride myself on kontext and any given quarter of this election was pretty well precedented just papered over in history but all at once? that shit happens in myth

Let’s do ourselves the favor of pledging not to ever pretend that election was remotely fucking normal.

kontextmaschine:

So I hear you guys like musical theater about American political history. Here’s an emo-rock opera about Old Hickory, the President of the Common Man.

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson
Populism Yea Yea

So I hear you guys like musical theater about American political history. Here’s an emo-rock opera about Old Hickory, the…

jesus christ, who knows. the dog caught the car.

he’ll be able to do targeted interventions on a massive scale towards shit people thought untouchable but he won’t have baseline consensus or bureaucratic fine motor skills enough to suppress peripheral actors from building their own fiefdoms

nihilsupernum:

LON: HELLO THERE WHAT ARE ALL THESE RUMOURS WE HEAR THIS IS LON
FK: WE HAVE LOTS OF NEW FRIENDS
LON: WHAT ABOUT INVASION RUMOURS
FK: THOSE ARE THE FRIENDS I WAS MEANING
LON: THEY HAVE LANDED
FK: ABSOLUTELY
LON: ARE YOU OPEN FOR TRAFFIC IE NORMAL TELEX SERVICE
FK: NO ORDERS ON THAT YET ONE MUST OBEY ORDERS
LON: WHOSE ORDERS
FK: THE NEW GOVERNORS
LON: ARGENTINA
FK: YES
LON: ARE THE ARGENTINIANS IN CONTROL
FK: YES YOU CAN’T ARGUE WITH THOUSANDS OF TROOPS PLUS ENORMOUS NAVY SUPPORT WHEN YOU ARE ONLY 1800 STRONG. STAND BY.

this real telex conversation between the falkland islands and london informing london of the invasion of the falklands by argentina in 1982 is better than any shitpost i could write

i cant believe im being one-upped by history 

nuclearspaceheater:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

Aug. 22, 2016
Oct. 24, 2016
And the new cover of TIME magazine

HIS IMPERIAL AND ROYAL MAJESTY arrived yesterday evening at the Tuileries, amid the joyful acclamation of his devoted and faithful subjects.

Elite: okay, this vote is *nominally* about whether to do the thing, but *really* it's about affirming our identity as a society that's developed to the point it would *never* do the thing
Voter: I dunno, I kinda want to do the thing
Elite: yeah I *know*, it *seems* appealing, but that's exactly what we—
That One Guy: DO THE THING! DO THE THING!
Voter: guy's got a point.
Elite: no but look, *that* guy… look, here's *all* the experts on thingdoing and they're unanimous that…
Elite: (sigh)
Elite: you did the thing, didn't you?
Voter: I did the thing!
That One Guy: HE DID THE THING
Elite: he did the thing.

- Ben Garrison

semper-spes-est:

rofl

Right-militant symbolism encountered in the last two months playing the Battlefield franchise of online shooters:

• One Nazi flag profile image, all colors and proportions on-model
• A wide variety of South American users and private servers with 4-letter clan tags and logos (frequently in quartered unit patch format with skulls and lightning bolts as prominent elements) that map to local paramilitaries
• A few Rising Sun flags and uyoku dantai slogans
  
• (just now) one profile tag consisting of a large silver police shield bearing an image of a modern rifle above the large numbers “88″ in blue

Left-militant symbolism:

• One profile image of a red flag with yellow hammer and sickle flapping in the wind
  

so politics is like the dragon show after all

::freeze frame::  I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situation

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kontextmaschine:

MAGA hats 100% off

for bandwagoners

his hat said “palingenesis”

like I pride myself on kontext and any given quarter of this election was pretty well precedented just papered over in history but all at once? that shit happens in myth

Like, I want to put on record that when he said “I will gladly accept the mantle of anger” that does not mean this hat is magical artifact The Mantle of Anger

Official Donald Trump Make America Great Again Cap - Red

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

MAGA hats 100% off

for bandwagoners

his hat said “palingenesis”

like I pride myself on kontext and any given quarter of this election was pretty well precedented just papered over in history but all at once? that shit happens in myth

Like, I want to put on record that when he said “I will gladly accept the mantle of anger” that does not mean this hat is magical artifact The Mantle of Anger

oh fuck this hat is totally magical artifact The Mantle of Anger

The Mantle of Anger’s part of a set with Brooks’ Cane

hatefollows:

That escalated quickly.