shrine to a dude, who even knows

Tagged: same

who among us can’t relate to this normal and not completely bizarre scenario

antoine-roquentin:

paxamericana:

who among us can’t relate to this normal and not completely bizarre scenario

Jacob Adriaensz Backer, Half‑Naked Woman with a Coin, oil on canvas, ca. 1636

hags-anonymous:

carrscracker:

Jacob Adriaensz Backer, Half‑Naked Woman with a Coin, oil on canvas, ca. 1636

titties out… got my coin ready to go… like! who is this bitch???? love her 

Tagged: same as it ever was

half the appeal of postdemocracy is leaders who DO take duty as a suicide pact from a historical perspective haha I mean, but...

half the appeal of postdemocracy is leaders who DO take duty as a suicide pact

from a historical perspective haha I mean, but the existing system’s not even cultivating the myth

Have domestic pets had a Flynn Effect?

Have domestic pets had a Flynn Effect?

Tagged: badger the cat

kontextmaschine: Gaddafi was the most d'Annunzian figure since d'Annunzio ppl giving themselves effortpost prompts in my...

vzx:

polyaletheia:

vzx:

kontextmaschine: Gaddafi was the most d'Annunzian figure since d'Annunzio

ppl giving themselves effortpost prompts in my mentions smh

Do it! I want to hear more about d’Annunzio. I first heard about him in PLW’s TAZ (or something) back in the day.

bloodandhedonism: d'Annunzio seems more like kontext’s specialty, tell him to do more effortposts on him

well, @kontextmaschine, the verdict is in

I’ll get to it.

Here’s an appetizer - the thing that really got me into him, after a few sideways wikipedia references like what - I went to the library and got Michael Ledeen’s 1977 English-language biography of him, The First Duce.

Michael Ledeen! The… oh shit, I’m old aren’t I*, he was big as a neocon in the runup to the Second Iraq War and was all “Ba’athism is Fascism!” (not wrong!) but how does he know Fascism ‘cuz he was this guy who in the ‘70s was rediscovering the potential of ~tru~ fascism in Rome

back when that might have made a comeback!, people forget fascism had a mini-boom in the ‘70s-80s, not just punks and skinheads and Aryan Nations and Strategy of Tension and The Turner Diaries but Judge Dredd and Mount Perelin and Chile and all the British comics you look back like “woah, buddy, why is your communist ass getting all burnt on Reagan and Thatcher, they’re the heroes doncha know”

and looking back on that and getting more information and reading The Perch and some other biographies that were allusively but unhelpfully about period literary trends you really realize Ledeen was trying to rehabilitate the guy, in the mid-70s he was on a project to build up this story about a whimsical celebrity counter-imperial anti-Hitler sex-positive military prophet protofascist pirate

and he wasn’t wrong!




* what did you think this was going to be? tell me in my asks!

Tagged: d'annunzio gabriele d'annunzio

GUH this is like opening a drawer and finding an AOL disc an ill omen

GUH

this is like opening a drawer and finding an AOL disc

an ill omen

the failure of the 20th century was the notion it is all correct or even acceptable to be human and thus imperfect; the...

the failure of the 20th century was the notion it is all correct or even acceptable to be human and thus imperfect; the Christians were correct that your beast-nature is inherently wrong but fixated on a false promise of salvation; the answer is to abhor and suppress and punish yourself for weakness and imperfection unto death, when with you your failure is annihilated eternally

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I never expected this headphone jack issue would be the hill to die on, but Apple has so many easier targets that it boggles the...

argumate:

I never expected this headphone jack issue would be the hill to die on, but Apple has so many easier targets that it boggles the mind that this is what gets people so irate.

No problem with saying you like the old headphone jack and would prefer to keep it, but sheesh it’s not a conspiracy folks, sometimes the straightforward answer is the correct answer.

You don’t even need to switch to Android, there are other iPhone models on the market for the foreseeable future, and if no one buys an iPhone 7 then perhaps the beloved jack will return for the iPhone 8.

(They even added better speakers if you’re so desperate to listen to music while charging your damn phone!)

“Telephone company in market-dominant position suppresses cheap a/o third-party accessories in service of business model” isn’t an absurd subject for consumer resistance, that’s the exact story behind mid-century America’s most celebrated pro-consumer bit of regulation, the FCC’s 1968 Carterphone decision.

Tagged: amhist

Al the complaints about the term “millennial” and no one’s brought up that that word ranks ONE doubled letter at best.

Al the complaints about the term “millennial” and no one’s brought up that that word ranks ONE doubled letter at best.

I never expected this headphone jack issue would be the hill to die on, but Apple has so many easier targets that it boggles the...

kontextmaschine:

argumate:

I never expected this headphone jack issue would be the hill to die on, but Apple has so many easier targets that it boggles the mind that this is what gets people so irate.

No problem with saying you like the old headphone jack and would prefer to keep it, but sheesh it’s not a conspiracy folks, sometimes the straightforward answer is the correct answer.

You don’t even need to switch to Android, there are other iPhone models on the market for the foreseeable future, and if no one buys an iPhone 7 then perhaps the beloved jack will return for the iPhone 8.

(They even added better speakers if you’re so desperate to listen to music while charging your damn phone!)

“Telephone company in market-dominant position suppresses cheap a/o third-party accessories in service of business model” isn’t an absurd subject for consumer resistance, that’s the exact story behind mid-century America’s most celebrated pro-consumer bit of regulation, the FCC’s 1968 Carterphone decision.

Two things, looking back on this:

- Haha, this reads like a parody of a kontextmaschine post, almost more than that time I parodied myself. A one sentence paragraph starting off with a phrase itself composed of noun phrases with no single nouns until the next level down, a negated adjective (“isn’t absurd”), and then obscure but relevant American history.

- When weighing the ominousness of the situation remember 2 years ago Apple paid $3 billion from its extraterritorial dragon’s horde for the leading headphone maker and no one could really offer a good explanation why.

Palmer Luckey: The Facebook Near Billionaire Secretly Funding Trump’s Meme Machine

Palmer Luckey: The Facebook Near Billionaire Secretly Funding Trump’s Meme Machine

A Silicon Valley titan is putting money behind an unofficial Donald Trump group dedicated to “shitposting” and circulating Internet memes maligning Hillary Clinton.

Oculus founder Palmer Luckey financially backed a pro-Trump political organization called Nimble America, a self-described “social welfare 501©4 non-profit” in support of the Republican nominee.

Luckey sold his virtual reality company Oculus to Facebook for $2 billion in 2014, and Forbes estimates his current net worth to be $700 million. The 24-year-old told The Daily Beast that he had used the pseudonym “NimbleRichMan” on Reddit with a password given him to by the organization’s founders.

Nimble America says it’s dedicated to proving that “shitposting is powerful and meme magic is real,” according to the company’s introductory statement, and has taken credit for a billboard its founders say was posted outside of Pittsburgh with a cartoonishly large image of Clinton’s face alongside the words “Too Big to Jail.”

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Flashback to those innocent times four months ago when the notion that frog memes would play a part in this election was a lighthearted jest.

Tagged: election 2016 tomorrow belongs to meme 2016

Greatest memes in US election history, and trolls? Besides 2016 and pepe, of course.

Anonymous asked: Greatest memes in US election history, and trolls? Besides 2016 and pepe, of course.

Ah jeez, that would take an effortpost and this ask just ranks a shitpost.

1840′s “Log Cabin and Hard Cider”, maybe. Or just Teddy Roosevelt, man was a meme in his own right,

Trump-Induced Anxiety Is Real. Therapists and Their Patients Are Struggling to Cope.

Trump-Induced Anxiety Is Real. Therapists and Their Patients Are Struggling to Cope.

Sometimes I wonder why I punish myself by still reading Slate, the answer is occasionally you come across buried nuggets like this:

Sometimes the election’s psychic fallout takes less obvious forms. Silvestri, for example, has noticed a curious phenomenon among some of the millennial women in her practice: The rise of Trump has made them wonder how much they can reasonably expect from romantic relationships…

It’s not just that Trump reminds them of their exes. It’s that Trump’s success seems to validate the men’s behavior. “They had gotten themselves to a place of, This is not what I deserve, I deserve better, I can do better,” Silvestri says. But watching dutiful, responsible Clinton struggle to best Trump, “people are really backtracking and saying, ‘I made this move to be more empowered and be who I am based on my values, but now I see my ex writ large on the national stage, and everyone’s following him,’ ” Silvestri says. They start thinking that, for a woman, maybe being beautiful really is more important than being smart, assertive, and authentic.

The quote comes from a psychologist who, if you do some digging, has offices by NYU.

So, straight from the horse’s mouth: the mere nomination of Donald Trump is inspiring urban millennial elite women to give up on confrontational feminism in favor of charming femininity as a source of self-identity and -value.

Tagged: election 2016 it's media

Greatest memes in US election history, and trolls? Besides 2016 and pepe, of course.

Anonymous asked: Greatest memes in US election history, and trolls? Besides 2016 and pepe, of course.

utilitymonstermash:

kontextmaschine:

Ah jeez, that would take an effortpost and this ask just ranks a shitpost.

1840′s “Log Cabin and Hard Cider”, maybe. Or just Teddy Roosevelt, man was a meme in his own right,

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yeah that too (James Blaine against Grover Cleveland, 1884)

That was the “rum, romanism, and rebellion” election too - which like Romney’s “47 percent” came out in a privateish setting (tho from a surrogate) and was picked up by an opposition tracker who used it to hype his base

I don’t think it’s appreciated enough that the “acid, amnesty, and abortion” line against George McGovern in ‘72 was an echo of this, only with the Catholic valence reversed

and… HOLY SHIT, apparently that line came anonymously from Thomas fucking Eagleton, McGovern’s later fucking ticketmate, the one who dropped out after it came out he’d been electroshocked for being crazy, holy shit.

Tagged: amhist history

Why history?

Anonymous asked: Why history?

It’s immortality for materialists

My insecurity: if you were a REAL Machiavelli, you'd be running things and not just sitting in obscurity tossing off...

My insecurity: if you were a REAL Machiavelli, you'd be running things and not just sitting in obscurity tossing off pseudo-profound insights.
Me: that is canonically untrue