kontextmaschine

SE 50th & Division
Portland, OR

candiikismet:

mrcincity:

justthisguyyaknow:

When your dad one-ups you…😳

😂

Lmao. DAMN 😂

that’s called a “Wall of Fame” and if you got one it means you’re a professional mook and at best trying to bluff lesser mooks

weloveshortvideos:

Gave my banda mixtape to the bus driver and this happened…

which pony is best pony?

“Queering Benedict Arnold" is historical gay fiction. The story alternates between twenty-first century scenes in which Jake Preston and Ben Arnold (a descendent) investigate Benedict’s life, and eighteenth-century scenes imagined by Jake and Ben. Some characters and allusions hark back to “Wayward Island” (in nifty’s file on Beginnings). Jake Preston is the narrator in both works.

Most episodes are faithful to history, except for sexual encounters, which are fictional. You should not read this story if you are a minor, or if you are offended by explicit gay sex.

Benedict Arnold was an American military genius who was treated unfairly by jealous rivals while he lived. After his death, he was denounced as the archetypal traitor in history and folklore, but he was a target of inexplicable hatred long before his treasonable conspiracy with John André to surrender the fort at West Point to the British. Taken as a whole, “Queering Benedict Arnold” is an attempt to discover the origins of that hatred.

“It should be noted that the City of Portland might be the best place on earth for a hooligan riding a bicycle with a backpack filled with apples.“

• Native Wayne
• Slug
• Casey Kasem
  

Robbie Long & Devastate - Caffeine Rush

when u gettin old

I fear when I call my 4 month old kitten a “crepuscular shit” he’s not picking up on the slant allusion to “Tubular Bells”

mapsontheweb:

Amphitheatres of the Roman Empire in the mid-3rd century CE.

(that was the joke)

istillcantthinkofatitle:

“Good Luck”

I was in a bar playing Friday on a TV, and I got to thinking - Harold and Kumar, Soul Plane, Half Baked, How High - stoner comedies are like our accepted idiom for telling stories explicitly *about* race and class. Kind of what vaudeville used to be (tho I guess some of that mojo carried on to professional wrestling too)

Legacy of Cheech and Chong, I guess