shrine to a dude, who even knows

I KNOW your translator knows the word "kitten"

I KNOW your translator knows the word “kitten”

Tagged: babycat

News Feed About Rainbow Bridge Day | Facebook

News Feed About Rainbow Bridge Day | Facebook

I saw “Rainbow Bridge” at the top of Facebook’s trending and was like ??? so clicked and WOW this is fascinating.

So if I’m getting this right, Web 1.0 online pet fandom worked up this mythology of a nonreligious anteroom afterlife where your dead pets hang out and play and wait for you, then a year ago the Cat Writers’ Association 2013 Friskies Purina Writer of the Year riffed on it to turn her cat’s deathday into a sort of Pet Day of the Dead.

And it started as a 900-member Facebook event last year, and this year it’s getting 48k impressions and in that feed there’s pretty well done-up fan graphics getting people hype for it, and there’s memes, like

and I could really, really see this catching on.

Tagged: holidays i lost a cat rainbow bridge

Re: Yalta, do you think black separatism could ever have worked? (i.e. yielded an internally stable state with...

Anonymous asked: Re: Yalta, do you think black separatism could ever have worked? (i.e. yielded an internally stable state with not-unusually-contested borders?)

Well, depends on your unspoken terms, really.

Haiti was a country that did and does exist, if you want to talk about the U.S. in particular Liberia is a country that did and does exist. If you want to keep things to the American mainland, the Seminole - who came from fugitive slaves as much as North American autochthons - had effective sovereignty over the Florida peninsula for a while, there were other maroon colonies besides.

If you’re talking about the ‘60s wave, Amerikkka was never going to let a definitionally oppositional state establish from its sovereign territory in the middle of the Cold War, come the fuck on. (That same Cold War pressure also brought things like elite accomodation to black demands and the replacement of the draft with an all-volunteer military so as to keep eyes on the prize and not internal race war.)

I think a lot of contemporaries realized that and so the more practical enthusiasm got channelled into pan-Africanism as decolonization proceeded apace. There were GOING to be Westphalian states run by blacks for blacks, with borders and institutions, and hopes were high.

T’Challa, Marvel Comics’ “Black Panther” that’s getting some heat right now, is a daydream of those diaspora hopes for post-colonial leadership - a strong, noble philosopher-warrior-leader who drives his particular country on to technological self-sufficiency, then dominance (South Africa managed to build a modern economy, jet-set cities, and a nuclear military on a base of black labor, after all) while standing up for all of Africa as a continent and a people.

(You will remember that Rastafari, originating in the early 20th century in the black diaspora, holds early pan-Africanist Marcus Garvey as a prophet and Emperor of Ethiopia Haile Selassie - at establishment head of the only indigenous government in Africa - as a messiah.)

In practice, the warrior leaders weren’t that noble, the philosophers weren’t that strong. Rather than standing for Africa entire, the newly independent countries engaged in border warring (that was largely Cold War shit - after the Sino-Soviet split a lot of countries got to host 3-way proxy wars, which no doubt was fun). Rather than even standing for their own countries entire, politics tended to shake out along lines of tribal identities that were meaningless in the diaspora, with at best an ideological gloss that was efficiently shed with the collapse of the Soviet Union.

All that said, I think an alternate history (or future) where this panned out, and maybe drew return migration from the diaspora is still more likely than the establishment of a black-identity state on North American mainland.

I think rather than an encompassing concept of “blackness” organically emerging from the wisdom of the native African people, this would likely involve a founder state establishing an “African” identity that’s heavily salted with their own particularity, expanding across the continent, brutally suppressing other local identities over the course of several generations in favor of this “Africanism” in a way that uncomfortably reminds of European colonialism, and that any inspirational “pull” factor on the diaspora would be matched by a “push” factor as other states increasingly consider inhabitants sympathetic with the identity of this rising power to be suspect aliens, but hey.

Tagged: amhist afamhist history

single serving shrink-wrapped preprocessed bees

single serving shrink-wrapped preprocessed bees

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wut

wut

Tagged: STEADY JOB! GOOD PAY! CLEAN WORK! portlandportlandportland

hahaha

davidsevera:

hahaha

this photo made me consider the influence of Brandon Lee’s The Crow on Heath Ledger’s The Joker

Tagged: the crow the joker brandon lee heath ledger

Jacobin - The Cowboy Class Wars

Jacobin - The Cowboy Class Wars

Can’t vouch for the most Jacobiny parts of this, but sounds plausible and the background stuff I recognize is accurate

Tagged: amhist

My politics will be aestheticized or they will be bullshit

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Ancient Alien by curtsibling

curtsibling:

Ancient Alien by curtsibling

I read that real quick as “Artist Martin Shkreli is taking your questions.” best performance artist of our generation tbh can...

I read that real quick as “Artist Martin Shkreli is taking your questions.”

best performance artist of our generation tbh

can we rumor that he was Carles? it would be amazing

“Graphic presentation of data” from the 1934 Real Property Inventory Report, published by LaGuardia’s Committee on City...

nyplmaps:

“Graphic presentation of data” from the 1934 Real Property Inventory Report, published by LaGuardia’s Committee on City Planning, depicting the “predominant non-residential type” of structure throughout the five boroughs.
Dark blue offices crowd the southern tip of Manhattan, light green “Lofts” form a spine up the island, red “industries” line the waterfront, while vast swaths of outer Queens, Brooklyn, and Staten Island were still untouched and undeveloped, labeled “vacant” by the Committee.
#map #datavisualization #nychistory #cityplanning #urbanhistory #urbanplanning #gisbeforegis http://ift.tt/2by1VpA

This state of affairs sets up an interesting dynamic between males and females. Sometimes a begging female does not receive any...

argumate:

This state of affairs sets up an interesting dynamic between males and females. Sometimes a begging female does not receive any meat until after the male copulates with her (even while clutching the freshly killed carcass). Some other observations are also telling. Not only does the size of a hunting party increase in proportion to the number of estrous females present, but the presence of an estrous female independently increases the likelihood that there will be a hunt. Such observations suggest that male chimpanzees use meat as a tool to gain access to sexually receptive females. But females appear to be getting reproductive benefits as well: William McGrew of Miami University in Ohio showed that female chimpanzees at Gombe that receive generous shares of meat produce more offspring that survive.

https://www.americanscientist.org/issues/pub/chimpanzee-hunting-behavior-and-human-evolution/

courtesy of @karnsway

1/365 by jared leopard

cosimocosimo:

1/365

by jared leopard

grain silos are the only brutalism that registers as American

1. Stand in front of her (with 1 to 1.5 meters between you). 2. Have a confident, easy-going smile. 3. If she hasn’t already...

argumate:

1. Stand in front of her (with 1 to 1.5 meters between you).

2. Have a confident, easy-going smile.

3. If she hasn’t already looked up at you, simply get her attention with a wave of your hand. Wave your hand in her direct line of vision so she can see it.

4. When she looks at you, smile, point to her headphones and confidently ask, “Can you take off your headphones for a minute?” as you pretend to be taking headphones off your head, so she fully understands what you mean.

omg this is the funniest shit

http://www.themodernman.com/dating/how-to-talk-to-a-woman-who-is-wearing-headphones.html

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/mr-subliminal/n9456

comedy premise: At the African-American National Standards Institute, a janitor looking to hurry the end of his shift speeds up...

comedy premise: At the African-American National Standards Institute, a janitor looking to hurry the end of his shift speeds up the master clock in charge of CP time, generating widespread havoc

italo disco is good

spacetwinks:

italo disco is good

My "I gotta trim these bushes" and "I gotta do something with this vase" problems solved each other

My “I gotta trim these bushes” and “I gotta do something with this vase” problems solved each other

SE 34th & Belmont Portland, OR

SE 34th & Belmont
Portland, OR

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