shrine to a dude, who even knows

That picture reminds me, I’ve now gone far enough into the warm season to see what all the plants in the yard look like in...

That picture reminds me, I’ve now gone far enough into the warm season to see what all the plants in the yard look like in bloom, and all 3 trees and a bunch of the bushes have these kinda koosh-ball flowers in various tropical pastels

Not my thing, also the trees kinda have leaves like pea pods and I’d prefer something broader for the shade, also they seem to constantly be shedding something or other onto the sidewalk

Also there are roses which are kind of a bitch especially when the yard was left to seed for years, those things require constant pruning to keep shape and they’re just a mess now

Because they’ve been bred for flower appearance and not, like, in any other way constituting a functional plant

Portland’s the “Rose City”, we have gardens and a parade every year, apparently a city founder kept a rose garden in his yard with a set of clippers chained to the fence inviting people to take and transplant them

A lot of it is as a frontier town Portland lacked for luxuries (famously settled by overland caravan, East Coast and European crafts required the difficult transit around South America [or portage in Panama] until its connection to transcontinental rail in 1880) and roses filled in as an available signifier of refinement - demanding regular fussy care and yielding no product, but otherwise easily transportable and requiring only dirt, rain, and sun.

This is similar to the identification of Texas with the yellow rose, basically identical to the Rose Parade and Bowl of Pasadena, which began (like Palm Beach) as a “society” resort before becoming the “cultured” suburb of oil-boom LA, the kind of place that contained old money and new money but exclusively people who were aware of the distinction

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

The Partisan Leader - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Partisan Leader - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

kontextmaschine:

The Partisan Leader; A Tale of The Future is a political novel by the antebellum Virginia author and jurist Nathaniel Beverley Tucker. A two-volume work published in 1836 in New York City and in 1837 in Washington, D.C. under the pen-name “Edward William Sydney,”[1] the novel is set thirteen years into the future, in 1849, and imagines a world where the American states south of Virginia have seceded from the Union. The story traces the formation of a band of Virginia insurgents who seek to free their state from federal control and adjoin it to the independent Southern Confederacy.

Tagged: rerun same as it ever was

Just hit up a dispensary in the AirBnB district on SE Division Packed with whitehairs in Talbots and golf shorts patiently...

Just hit up a dispensary in the AirBnB district on SE Division

Packed with whitehairs in Talbots and golf shorts patiently waiting to be explained the sativa/indica distinction

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

FROM WHO?!

the-queens-palace:

FROM WHO?!

Oh man, “apologist”. Remember when you took anything involving the word “apologist” seriously? I don’t!

Oh man, “apologist”. Remember when you took anything involving the word “apologist” seriously?

I don’t!

Tagged: apologetics

today’s unlock was all the places you could get walking on surfaces one paw wide

today’s unlock was all the places you could get walking on surfaces one paw wide

Tagged: i found a cat metroidvania Badger the cat

New Headcanon Folk Etymology: the name “Monica” is an abbreviation of “Harmonica”

New Headcanon Folk Etymology:

the name “Monica” is an abbreviation of “Harmonica”

American nativist anti-UN sensibility should be seen in continuity with the historic American nativist anti-Papist...

kontextmaschine:

American nativist anti-UN sensibility should be seen in continuity with the historic American nativist anti-Papist sensibility.

Mind that the Roman Catholic Church as a historical institution included not just the ceremonial corps of a particular religious memeplex but a transnational social welfare and education system that operated in coalition with or to exclusion of host nations, a forum for and arbiter of international diplomacy, and the smiling front of great powers’ colonial apparatuses.

And also a secular, territorial, internally elective empire in its own right, that tended to pursue its own interests by forming the core of multinational military coalitions and using its mythology of universal human brotherhood, as promulgated through that embedded welfare/education apparatus and its affiliates, to constrain foreign sovereigns through internal political pressure.

That cartoon of priests as alligators crawling from the ocean menacingly towards little children was about the fear that the church establishing a role in American education represented a move to capture American youth by, and in the interests of, an overseas and politically unaccountable sovereign.

Because that is exactly what it did represent, because that is exactly what that kind of institution will do if you let it.

The American mythos has drifted far enough from the Germanic Protestant one to make it hard to understand how having an official state church with the monarch as head could be taken as a proud symbol of freedom and independence.

Tagged: rerun

Now I’m no political scientician, but this seems to be the exact opposite of how it is.

turtlebones420:

Now I’m no political scientician, but this seems to be the exact opposite of how it is.

Tagged: it's media jane merrick

a yacht marina is just a trailer park for rich people

a yacht marina is just a trailer park for rich people

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like; “reminder that blood sucker is a slur” “vamp-born-vamps are...

rikoy11:

bpdrotten:

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

AI--

argumate:

the-grey-tribe:

Imagine writing an AI (AI’) that is barely not smart enough to improve upon itself. Give it access to its own source code and tell it to rewrite itself. At first, it will make itself marginally stupider (AI-). But then, the mistakes that AI’ wiol have made in writing AI- will enable AI- to make even bigger mistakes, leading to a version AI–. These mistakes will add up. Within a few generations, AI– will become so stupid that no human being can understand it any more.

an intelligence implosion!

Crossing the street, Los Angeles, 1935

yesterdaysprint:

Crossing the street, Los Angeles, 1935

Tagged: amhist

F-15 Strike Eagle II (Mega Drive), 1993 Matt Furniss, Shaun Hollingworth This screamingly awesome title theme had somehow flown...

fmfridays:

F-15 Strike Eagle II (Mega Drive), 1993
Matt Furniss, Shaun Hollingworth

This screamingly awesome title theme had somehow flown under my radar (har har). I hate to parasitize other people Doing What I Do like this, but when I heard this on Pixelated Audio, I just had to post it!

This has to be among Mr. Furniss’s best work as far as I’m concerned. I immediately recognized the lead and especially the bass as being “from” Alien 3, but I do not know when these instruments were actually created. It does sound as though they might have been tweaked a little for F-15 Strike Eagle II, but I’d know that bass anywhere. The two games are fairly compositionally similar, and separated by only a year, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Mr. Furniss worked on both sequentially or simultaneously.

Someone has to say it: you get Matt Furniss on your show, you get him talking about Mad Professor Mariarti, but you don’t ask him about “hello hacker fucker”? I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.

ok so. i recently ordered something from tommywiseau.com (the official website of tommy wiseau, aka the man behind the seminal...

nitrosplicer:

imayhavebeenborn:

ok so. i recently ordered something from tommywiseau.com (the official website of tommy wiseau, aka the man behind the seminal film of our time, The Room) and at the bottom of my order confirmation email found this:

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Holy shit. so i HAD to sign up for this, obviously, and basically it is everything i expected a The Room Dating Website to be

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making my profile i was pleased to see that it is inclusive of all the genders: man, woman, man 2, and woman 2. you might think that this is a mere error but actually it remains consistent throughout the profile creation:

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if that’s not representation i don’t now what is

after choosing who you want to date/chat/make friends with you get to start actually building your bio, starting with….your interests

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those are the apparently the most popular interests on theroomdating.com. of special note on this list to me is “Watching” because of its alarming vagueness. you’re not “Watching TV,” “Watching Sports,” or even “Watching The Room,” you’re just……………………Watching

as for movies we have

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fuck

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hobbies

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FUCK

lastly, the “Other” category has

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you bet i will, tommy.

anyway if you’re a girl or girl 2 between the ages of 18 and 100 hmu

still better than tumblr

Tagged: tommy wiseau

There were thousands of these buildings made during the Safavid dynasty, about the 16th century CE in Iran. They were built to...

coolthingoftheday:

There were thousands of these buildings made during the Safavid dynasty, about the 16th century CE in Iran. They were built to collect the droppings as fertilizer for melon and cucumber fields. However, in modern times, chemically produced fertilizers have drastically reduced the viability of the bird guano industry, and as a result not many of these structures have survived to the present day. 

Tagged: history

the fact that every single one of his stories now gets to say ‘From Hugo Nominated Author Chuck Tingle’ is incredibly good

quoms:

the fact that every single one of his stories now gets to say ‘From Hugo Nominated Author Chuck Tingle’ is incredibly good

Arnold Schwarzenegger on the day he received his American citizenship, 1983 via reddit

historicaltimes:

Arnold Schwarzenegger on the day he received his American citizenship, 1983

via reddit

I’m on a never ending quest to find the absolute shittiest dubstep remixes

nb1jbm:

I’m on a never ending quest to find the absolute shittiest dubstep remixes

The Statue of Liberty, with her iconic crown, torch, and tablet, is an enduring American symbol… but did you know that she’s...

abobobo:

The Statue of Liberty, with her iconic crown, torch, and tablet, is an enduring American symbol… but did you know that she’s also a recurring figure in video games? Although her most popular role is simply playing herself in the background, she’s also had more active parts as a damsel in distress, a quiz master, and a first level boss. And when she’s watching from a distance, Lady Liberty still steals the scene: even if the rest of her has been reduced to rubble, her determined stare is hard to avoid.

1. Superman (NES). Kemco, 1988. (Source: VGJunk)
2. Atomic Runner (Mega Drive). Data East, 1992.
3. Akumajō Special: Boku Dracula-kun (Famicom). Konami, 1990.
4. Comix Zone (Mega Drive). Sega, 1995.
5. Crude Buster (Arcade). Data East, 1991.
6. Shadow Dancer: The Secret of Shinobi (Sega Genesis). Sega, 1991.
7. Flashgal (Arcade). Sega, 1985.
8. Super Dodge Ball (NES). Technos, 1989. (Source: Nintendo Okie)
9. TMNT: Turtles in Time (Arcade). Konami, 1991. (Source: VGMuseum)
10. Abarenbou Tengu (Famicom). KAZe, 1990.