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davidsevera:

As man now is, God once was;
As God now is, man may be.

Shame on Mormons for downplaying the part of their theology that I personally find engaging.

(The article itself is dry, but interesting as an example of how doctrine works sociologically.)

tbh the healthiest result would’ve been Bernie beating Trump with the vectors of both beating down the old order and averaging to the new one

shame

Farbeit for me to doubt Blizzard’s ability to dominate and monetize a matchmaking-based gamespace

(Oh wait Diablo III, but in fairness that was probably internal politics overcoming their decade-old correct decision that that was not a viable gamespace)

But Overwatch ads are like “if you liked WoW for the 2006-era visual design, boy do we have something for you” and

kalaziel0:

discourser-of-kruphix:

hentairobot:

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So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

I call it the wristfucker.

Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.

THIS IS STUPID

Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.

Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.

Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.

My finest creation.

IS THAT LAST ONE WHAT I THINK IT IS

ITS FUCKIGN LOSS.PNG AS A LIGHTSABER IM FUCKING O U T I E

firehaz1960:

marmarinou:

Hand-laid by rrradioman on Flickr.

Looking south from Chicago Union Station

June 1983

Photo by Gary Sturm

That is some track puzzle!

bloodandhedonism:

vancity604778kid:

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spacedyke:

ultrafacts:

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Day 51:  They have accepted me as their leader & still do not know that i am a robot.

NYU students ladies and gents

@ludzies look what your compatriots are doing

catholic-libertarian:

I will say the best thing about this election has been the meme quality

So I guess I should put it on record, my prediction for Trump’s VP is Newt Gingrich.

91625:

kontextmaschine:

So I guess I should put it on record, my prediction for Trump’s VP is Newt Gingrich.

Doubling down on the old white guy thing?

Trump needs someone who knows where the levers of party and government power are yet is willing to associate w/ him, also his valuations of public figures’ reputational position seem based largely off the experience of the ‘80s/‘90s.

Gingrich still feels the mantle of destiny upon him but has no clear conventional route back to power, values the “eccentric genius’ thunderbolts” style of leadership, and has been talking Trump up in public for a while now.

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fakepreme:

imagine if you found out a girl you hooked up with described you as “kafkaeasque” in bed to her friends

avoid girls who know how to flatter

‘cuz I left her skin inscribed with a record of her sins

bloodandhedonism:

This one is pretty good.

We’ll be living in meme-tastic times if he wins.

dude sometimes strikes me as an autist who’s savant at theory of mind

bloodandhedonism:

bradelterman:

Thank you to my dear Tumblr fans for embracing my seventies photographs. I can’t  tell you how much I appreciate your kind words and feedback. I have not picked up a camera in a couple of decades, but I am going start taking photos again immediately. I already  have a digital camera, but I think that I will stick with film. Now all I need to find some real pop culture to photograph. Any ideas?

By the way, I took this photo of Joni Jett at Flookies a baseball and hot dog joint on Ventura blvd in Sherman Oaks. It was 1977 and Joan was 17 and I was 18!

Photo by Brad Elterman

mapsontheweb:

Canada’s 50% population meridians.

More population divide maps >>

Legitimacy is to a government what morale is to an army, and it’s a recurrent problem to have guys make their name on logistics and think they can do without

So this is what Portland’s up to these days