“Radikal dank Facebook”

Mad Hanna
Portland, OR

If xenomorphs are eusocial creatures that breed through queens, what was the loner in Alien even trying to do?

Who’re you trying to kid, T.R. woulda loved it.

well that’s one of the weirder img errors I’ve seen

has anyone told the Army that we’re done with the sandbox and they can ditch those ugly-ass tan boots for black again?

BABYMETAL - Gimme Chocolate!!

“Wow, kontextmaschine, that Japanese idol metal was hella cheesy, but I prefer my metal DragonForce cheesy.”

“Why not both?”

BABYMETAL - Road of Resistance

spacetwinks:

right now i’m thinking about like environmentalism in 90s cartoons cuz i just watched the jetsons movie and the entire agonizingly slow plot hinges on spacely sprockets building this plant on some other species’ home and george jetson eventually having to force him to stop and it just makes me think about fucking captain planet. now that was the real shit. the fucking half assed “you should sort your recycling and maybe compost, also cut plastic rings” was saved for the PSAs at the end but the episodes of themselves were just “this dickhead greedy fuck is destroying the ozone layer, let’s go beat the shit out of them with our magic rings and our superpowered man we summon from them”

spacetwinks:

right now i’m thinking about like environmentalism in 90s cartoons cuz i just watched the jetsons movie and the entire agonizingly slow plot hinges on spacely sprockets building this plant on some other species’ home and george jetson eventually having to force him to stop and it just makes me think about fucking captain planet. now that was the real shit. the fucking half assed “you should sort your recycling and maybe compost, also cut plastic rings” was saved for the PSAs at the end but the episodes of themselves were just “this dickhead greedy fuck is destroying the ozone layer, let’s go beat the shit out of them with our magic rings and our superpowered man we summon from them”

What even was that supposed to be? A warning against eco-terrorism?

Anyway I remember thinking they were idiots and I would take the gloves if they wouldn’t. 2 even! I decided Heart/Fire was the best build.

I hear from a brand representative that Pabst Blue Ribbon is planning a pinball machine, which they expect to sell for $5k to… bars with accounts, or perhaps distributors to use as promotional items like neon bar signs.

This is such a hilariously doomed idea it could only have been thought up by someone who has no idea how pinball economics works or what route operators do, my desire to watch the clusterfuck happen is matched only by my concern that such a high-profile fiasco could do real harm to the pinball renaissance.

Pretend I said something interesting here how superheroes and pro wrestlers have a common ancestor in circus strongmen and fair circuit catch-wrestlers.

The ‘90s!

Their shoulders held the sky suspended
they stood, and earth’s foundations stay
what God abandoned, these defended
and saved the sum of things for pay

Best Known Overtures

@ Hawthorne Hideaway
Portland, OR

::sigh:: yeah, sure

busbyberkeleydreams:

c86:

Advertisements from Broadcasting magazine, c. 1980s

I love niche magazines.

@swampgallows