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The Biggest Companies By Revenue In Each US State

The Biggest Companies By Revenue In Each US State

Tagged: presbyterian

How did a meatfriend introduce me to Babymetal before you memefucks?

How did a meatfriend introduce me to Babymetal before you memefucks?

Tagged: babymetal portlandportlandportland

Requiem for Followers Who Used to Like Every Single Post But Now Do So Only Occasionally

davidsevera:

Requiem for Followers Who Used to Like Every Single Post But Now Do So Only Occasionally

https://vimeo.com/85768271

jennyhoelzer:

https://vimeo.com/85768271

ascii is too intimate, 1994

web1995:

ascii is too intimate, 1994

tumblr users: i have made "you fucked up a perfectly good [x]" into a Meme me: you fucked up a perfectly good joke is what you...

tumblr users: i have made "you fucked up a perfectly good [x]" into a Meme
me: you fucked up a perfectly good joke is what you did. look at it. it's got diminishing returns

Ape-Men have been reported for centuries in Eastern Africa. Natives and explorers were puzzled by the tales of these beasts. The...

cryptid-wendigo:

Ape-Men have been reported for centuries in Eastern Africa. Natives and explorers were puzzled by the tales of these beasts. The natives told stories of these creatures known as many names (ngila, ngagi, and enge-ena); of how they were powerful enough to kill a man, how they were incredibly big and would even eat men. In 1860, an explorer named Du Chaillu wrote about these vicious monsters.

During 1902, German officer Captain Robert von Beringe managed to shoot one of these beasts and brought it back to Europe. The world now knows these Ape-Men as Gorillas.

FOR NUCLEAR WEAPONS THAT CAN DESTROY ALL LIFE (photo by M. Scott Brauer)

FOR
NUCLEAR
WEAPONS

THAT CAN
DESTROY ALL LIFE

(photo by M. Scott Brauer)

Tagged: same

US counties map made from 3047 carved wooden blocks. More creative maps >>

mapsontheweb:

US counties map made from 3047 carved wooden blocks.

More creative maps >>

Tagged: 'merica

politics was a mistake

autumnal-palinode:

politics was a mistake

Half of North Africa’s population lives in the grey areas, half lives in the red areas. (North Africa = Morocco, Algeria,...

metrocosmblog:

Half of North Africa’s population lives in the grey areas, half lives in the red areas.

(North Africa = Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, and Egypt)

For more population maps, click here

How long do you think it will be before, say, Miku Hatsune is being put forwards as a serious presidential candidate - a la any...

Anonymous asked: How long do you think it will be before, say, Miku Hatsune is being put forwards as a serious presidential candidate - a la any number of Principate-era Consular candidates?

gurl I’m already worried about Taylor Swift

Ugh the Game of Thrones LE pinball table is trash. Trash! Thing is the base-level table is good! But that fucking upper...

Ugh the Game of Thrones LE pinball table is trash. Trash! Thing is the base-level table is good! But that fucking upper playfield, that un-fun, flow-killing, orbit-blinding upper playfield.

Also the translite art for all models is crap, hitting the sour spot halfway between promotional stills and fanart. At least Pinside-style “gratuitous tits” fanmade alternates make sense for this brand.

Tagged: pinball

water towers used to loom larger in the American imaginary

okay, i'm getting a bit confused about this: are you konkvistador? i just realized i've been assuming that you're konkvistador...

Anonymous asked: okay, i'm getting a bit confused about this: are you konkvistador? i just realized i've been assuming that you're konkvistador entirely because your url starts with "ko", which is not actually a good reason to make that assumption.

haha nope