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I guess we should have seen that the ethos of curation as equivalent to creation would lead so easily to an ethos of collection...

I guess we should have seen that the ethos of curation as equivalent to creation would lead so easily to an ethos of collection to an ethos of consumption. Sure, the 2000s gave us Tumblr, and thus Kim Jong-Il Looking At Things and thanks for that. They also gave us sneakerhead culture, a bunch of backpack yuppies trying to reclaim their overwritten ethnicity by breaking the glass floor keeping men out of the world of designer shoes. Thanks for that.

I would rather Julian Assange be the Internet's first statue-worthy patriot. But if Julian Assange would be the Internet's...

I would rather Julian Assange be the Internet’s first statue-worthy patriot.

But if Julian Assange would be the Internet’s first statue-worthy martyr, that would also be a great glory.

So as far as I'm told there are three ways left in which more than a handful of people can survive as workaday writers, they...

So as far as I’m told there are three ways left in which more than a handful of people can survive as workaday writers, they are

  • Women’s blogs that cover supermarket checkout topics
  • Algorithmic content, creating crappy 20 minute how-to listicles from and for the internet, forever
  • Recapping television shows

(Technical writing is still okay if you have a security clearance, everything else is going to India)

Now as an American without a security clearance who is not yet a beloved Hollywood darling and might like to work by writing anyway, that sucks but it’s a lot of other posts.

What I want to raise here (and leave dangling, without much resolution) is that last point, TV recapping. It is now a thing! But I don’t really hear anyone thinking or talking *about* it. Maybe ‘cause it’s not one of those three. Maybe I read the wrong tumblrs.

But isn’t that weird?

That we’ve outsourced TV watching? Moreover that we’ve outsourced TV-watching-for-cultural-fluency-and-status? The business of sitting through an episode, and developing opinions about the action, and the characters, and the writing, and the performances, and rendering those opinions witty?

Maybe it’ll turn out like book reviews were from the '50s-'90s, half way for people to pretend to have consumed esteemed culture they hadn’t, half weird and nonobvious form where for economic reasons all the best essayists pitch all their best ideas pegged to tenuously related (b/h)ooks.

Like how modern blockbusters are stories pegged to tenuously related internationally bankable stars.

And another way to look at it is that just like medical care, or childcare, or cleaning, or sewing, or food preparation, or the ur-example, food production, television watching is a domestic activity we less and less find worthwhile to do ourselves - Baumol’s cost disease cheapening it minute-for-minute and pushing it under the respectable threshhold - yet still find worthwhile enough to Have Done.

And ISN’T THAT WEIRD.

looking at putin

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looking at putin

Scott Brown - Elysium

Scott Brown - Elysium

Tagged: happy hardcore scott brown elysium

Sitting at home in Pennsylvania, reading some of the things I left behind in my childhood bedroom. First off, Gen13. Wow, was...

Sitting at home in Pennsylvania, reading some of the things I left behind in my childhood bedroom.

First off, Gen13. Wow, was that ever the ‘90siest '90s that ever '90sd. Also, even though I knew well that Image comics were poorly plotted cheesecake knockoffs, for some reason I had thought this one wasn’t that bad.

Second off, Spin magazine from June 1997. The writing actually holds up well, and there’s some really good photography and layout. But the ads, oh man. Pentium MMX! Protease inhibitors! Cigarettes! Waterproof AM/FM Walkmans! Geocities! Like, Geocities! I really wish I had a scanner here, but in lieu, capitalization and oddly precise imprecision (33+ ?) intact:

Geeks,
Nerds,
Hackers
[hard to explain image of motherboard-as-city]

…people like us.

Hang out with us in SiliconValley, www.geocities.com/siliconvalley, one of 33+ GeoCities neighborhoods of people like us who have “homesteaded” free Home Pages in the community of their choice - Personal Home Pages, in a friendly environment, rich with content, that allows them to find, and be found by, people who share their interests and passions.

If you’re not already one of our 500,000+ members, please visit us at www.geocities.com and set up your own free Personal Home Page. We’ve supplied all of the most popular publishing tools (simple and user-friendly) with plenty of bandwidth and disk space. And if you are into java and shockwave, visit www.geocities.com/researchtriangle.
Or, simply visit our neighborhoods, meet another Geek, and join in a Chat Session with a Nerd, or a Phreak, or a Hacker… people like us.
www.geocities.com
People like us.

Tagged: gen13 geocities spin 90s90s90s

Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo - Wonderful Days

Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo - Wonderful Days

Tagged: happy hardcore charly lownoise mental theo wonderful days

Food trucks are the new bands. (Trader Joe's is the new Geffen)

Food trucks are the new bands.

(Trader Joe’s is the new Geffen)

Started taking SSRIs. I recommend it. It's like being on just a bit of ecstasy, all the time.

Started taking SSRIs. I recommend it. It’s like being on just a bit of ecstasy, all the time.

Vinylgroover - VGT #1

Vinylgroover - VGT #1

Tagged: happy hardcore vinylgroover vgt 1

So, um, feminism was a trade-off for hatcheries and free sex, right? Well I don't want to name names but some people haven't...

So, um, feminism was a trade-off for hatcheries and free sex, right? Well I don’t want to name names but some people haven’t been holding up their end.

Silk Cuts - 11B ("Feel the Beat")

Silk Cuts - 11B (“Feel the Beat”)

Tagged: happy hardcore silk cuts 11b feel the beat

In that moment, I felt like a time traveler from 1991, a sad remnant of the pre-Internet days, when wearing Doc Martens with the...

In that moment, I felt like a time traveler from 1991, a sad remnant of the pre-Internet days, when wearing Doc Martens with the laces undone and dumping Manic Panic in your hair and reading controversial novels was a way of distancing yourself from everything that was dull and normal about society. I realized that my revolution was long over … not because we’d lost, but because we’d won. We’d remade the world in our image, and the world didn’t care about us anymore. My teenage fantasy of a world connected by global networks and controlled by badass nerds, a world where subcultures and musical forms and narratives rise and fall quicker than the tides, has become the reality … and, as it always is, it’s so much less interesting than I imagined it to be.
Joshua Ellis - Children by the Millions Wait for Alex Chilton

Trigger Warning

Wanna matter
wanna feel good
got two choices
take your pick
you want a trigger warning?
trigger warning: suck my dick.

Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo - Hardcore Feelings I know this is ridiculous. I mean this is all ridiculous, but especially.

Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo - Hardcore Feelings

I know this is ridiculous. I mean this is all ridiculous, but especially.

Tagged: happy hardcore charly lownoise mental theo hardcore feelings

The thing about nihilistic violence as part of a way of life is you can't coopt it. Not that it's the point itself - in CoD,...

The thing about nihilistic violence as part of a way of life is you can’t coopt it. Not that it’s the point itself - in CoD, it’s the attachment, not the weapon. Thou maybe it’s the noob tube - so hated ‘cause it works so well.

Went along Mulholland. West, at first, then east. Holy shit it's like a videogame. I have a motorcycle now, did I mention that?

Went along Mulholland. West, at first, then east. Holy shit it’s like a videogame. I have a motorcycle now, did I mention that?

Bang! - Shooting Star (Brisk & Ham remix)

Bang! - Shooting Star (Brisk & Ham remix)

Tagged: happy hardcore bang! shooting star remix brisk +1 more

Census Shows City Is Highly Segregated, Swamped With Blood 

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Census Shows City Is Highly Segregated, Swamped With Blood