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A couple in Bosnia filed for a divorce for unfaithfulness. Sana Klaric and her husband Adnan both sought out the internet for a...

ultrafacts:

A couple in Bosnia filed for a divorce for unfaithfulness. Sana Klaric and her husband Adnan both sought out the internet for a romantic relationship they could enjoy.

They each found someone who they thought would be much better than their current marriage.  It turns out that the online personas of “Sweetie” and “Prince Of Joy” were each other. [x]

The couple realized the other was cheating online when the online couple agreed to meet and the real life married couple showed up for the date.

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This food cart is named after the mission his friend died in and that's Portland as hell.

This food cart is named after the mission his friend died in and that’s Portland as hell.

Tagged: portlandportlandportland operation red wings

Artist on Tumblr Sarah Illenberger | on Tumblr (b.1976, Germany) - Flowerwork (2014) Sarah Illenberger is a multi-disciplinary...

artchipel:

Artist on Tumblr

Sarah Illenberger | on Tumblr (b.1976, Germany) - Flowerwork (2014)

Sarah Illenberger is a multi-disciplinary artist based in Berlin working at the intersection of art, graphic design, and photography. With a focus on analog craftwork using everyday items, Sarah is renowned for creating vivid, witty images that open up new perspectives on seemingly familiar subjects. Her ability to transform ordinary materials into complex and unexpected visual experiences has been utilized to develop concepts for clients from the fields of culture and business in several countries. In her aim to explore the fertile overlap between art and design, she’s collaborated with numerous photographers and artists, and filled exhibition spaces with self-initiated projects in Paris, Tokyo, and Berlin. (by Mary Scherpe)

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My, what a beautiful [FLOWER_SM.MOD] you have there. I remember in my days as a child in [ERROR: TEXTURE NOT FOUND] we would...

simulatedcity:

My, what a beautiful [FLOWER_SM.MOD] you have there. I remember in my days as a child in [ERROR: TEXTURE NOT FOUND] we would spend all day gathering [ERROR: PHONEME NOT FOUND] until [ERROR: UNEXPECTED END OF FILE] [WARNING: CPU TEMPERATURE EXCEEDING 95C] [WARNING: CORRUPT BLOCK AT 0X0072AF05] [WARNING: CORRUPT BLOCK AT 0X0072B573] [WARNING: CORRUPT BLOCK AT 0X0072D194] [WARNING: CORRUPT BLOCK AT 0X0072D80F] Would you like to come in for some tea?

No happycore on here in a hot minute, sooo... Cloudskipper - Get Vocal A 2004 vocal anthems mixtape

No happycore on here in a hot minute, sooo…

Cloudskipper - Get Vocal

A 2004 vocal anthems mixtape

Tagged: happy hardcore happycore uk hardcore mixtape cloudskipper +1 more

yeah.

yeah.

Tagged: taylor swift supergenius shapeshifter taylor swift yeah same

Oh man I just had the most ridiculous dream. I was playing a new one of those “LEGO (X)” games. I guess it was “LEGO City” but...

Oh man I just had the most ridiculous dream. I was playing a new one of those “LEGO (X)” games. I guess it was “LEGO City” but it was really “LEGO Millennial Life”.

First thing you’d do in a new zone is climb a building to build a cell tower, that’d let you use your smartphone to get tasks.

(Your smartphone was a 1x2 flat graphic tile, also there was a visual joke once where someone’s phone was the old handheld black walkie talkie piece.)

You’d use an app to find dates, who would all turn out crazy in some funny way. You’d get jobs, like, you might have to build a cafe and then work there as a barista.

When you’d completed all the tasks and built all the stuff in a zone it would be fully gentrified and you couldn’t afford the rent so you’d move on to the next one, that was a cute touch.

Tagged: dream LEGO vidya gentrification

70s concrete pyramid This building stands in Abidjan (Ivory Coast) and was designed 1973 by the Italian architect Rinaldo...

coffeeforthemind:

70s concrete pyramid

This building stands in Abidjan (Ivory Coast) and was designed 1973 by the Italian architect Rinaldo Olivieri

I like how 20 years out, Evangelion is this foundational classic, with at least two distinct fandoms ("Mechs and...

I like how 20 years out, Evangelion is this foundational classic, with at least two distinct fandoms (“Mechs and titties!”/“Symbolism and depression!”) and neither of them knows what to do with the intelligent pet penguin with prehensile wings.

Tagged: evangelion neon genesis evangelion pen pen

Some now and before painting(っ´ω`c)

sarnath666:

Some now and before painting(っ´ω`c)

QUEEN – 1975 Photos taken by Didi Zill

fuckyeahmercury:

QUEEN – 1975
Photos taken by Didi Zill

Snorgtees

Executive 1: So our business model is to combine the awesome power of web advertising with the absolute novelty of nerd-reference t-shirts.
Executive 2: Correct.
Executive 1: If only there existed, to be invoked for representative purposes, a symbolic parallel to the glorious, uncut mid-2000sness of this concept
Executive 2: The physical appeal of chipper, busty girls born in 1985?
Executive 1: Bam
Executive 2: Bam

Tagged: snorgtees

How many junior year papers on meme history will be titled "They don't make 'em like 'Me Gusta'"

‘Merica.

‘Merica.

Tagged: pinball 'merica

'Merica!

‘Merica!

Tagged: pinball

'MERICA

‘MERICA

Tagged: pinball

'MERI... wait. … OGGY OGGY OGGY! OI OI OI!

‘MERI… wait.

OGGY OGGY OGGY!

OI OI OI!

Tagged: pinball

('merica)

(‘merica)

Tagged: pinball

I love the classics :)

aph-england:

I love the classics :)