Since eating just one I’ve definitely noticed an unusual energy - not as in stimulant intensity, but like, a completeness. You know that weird hollow feeling at your temples you get when you’re dehydrated? The exact opposite of that.

And I’m not only not craving any more food but I don’t even feel interested in it, I walk through the kitchen and it’s like

Me: “Hey, I could eat some raisins.”

Also me: “Yeah, I guess you could.”

Me: “They’d be tasty!”

Also me: “Yeah, I guess they would.”

Me: “Ah, fuck it.”

It’s actually pretty promising.

Though I still think it tastes like recycled ass.

I have compiled a list of the 30 hottest daughters in professional sports.

kingjamesprogramming:

We print the obtained value and then invoke the internal loop again with a loud voice

the-entire-furry-fandom:

bthny:

Always.

alpheratz1:

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Portland.

Show us your tits!

It’s weird how firmly state nullification is equated with Confederate, pro-slavery sentiment, if you consider the history of the Fugitive Slave Act.

Decided to finally get around to watching Breaking Bad, got the box set for Christmas, I’m working through the first season now.

Yes, it’s good, like people said. The thing that’s surprising me is how much it resembles Weeds with a genderbent lead - like, “Comfortable suburbanite turns to drug dealing to raise funds in the aftermath of personal tragedy, show relies on lead actor’s ability to use their face to communicate ‘assertive pose masking absolute terror’ as the writers contrive new ways to throw him into jeopardy, also there’s a comic-relief slacker.”

In further overdue TV appreciation, watching Boy Meets World at the bar:

Haha, that totally *is* Blake from Rilo Kiley!

…holy *fuck*, is that Ben from Parks and Rec?

“socialistic writers”

hbshizzle:

check it out, it’s the three flavours of Republican

My first ship

rikerist:

monetizeyourcat:

the idea that portland existed in the 1970s is amazing to me, because the city itself is like a temporal singularity located in 1993

hard to understand what u mean b/c i lived in portland in 1993 and it was so different, imo so much better, the massive deindustrialization in nw portland had only rly just begun in 1993 and ppl still had manufacturing jobs instead of service & entertainment jobs and basically it was a cool, rainy, p blue collar town. it started to get a rep for whatever it has a rep for in the late 1990s and then the dot com boom brought in lots of people who NEEDED condos and “good design” and that’s when the city took on its present character in a huge way imo

are we skipping the part where 1993 was just 1973 waking up and shaking its head real hard?

“Pitiful Princess Gentlemen’s Club”

That’s quite a name.