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While funny technically Jesus didn't care about collecting data of the commoner's experience for the most part, arguably not at...

Anonymous asked: While funny technically Jesus didn't care about collecting data of the commoner's experience for the most part, arguably not at all, if we're going for a strict definition of what you said.

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Well, my headcanon doesn’t come from Nicaea, so.

(My headcanon mostly comes from ’90s Vertigo comics, tbh)

😍🎶 #wcw @taylorswift #taylorswift #1989 #shakeitoff #outofthewoods #blankspace #thislove

kbramer242:

😍🎶 #wcw @taylorswift #taylorswift #1989 #shakeitoff #outofthewoods #blankspace #thislove

Tagged: taylor swift

rereading this (to revel in my glories) and I just realized, they need to reboot rogue to be a camgirl. THEY NEED TO REBOOT...

rereading this (to revel in my glories) and I just realized, they need to reboot rogue to be a camgirl.

THEY NEED TO REBOOT ROGUE TO BE A CAMGIRL

Tagged: rogue (how many years til they realize that the alienated film rights mean the x-titles are now the experimental ones?)

Ecce Romani fanfic exists. I. what.  edit: this is a thing of beauty.

an-animal-imagined-by-poe:

an-animal-imagined-by-poe:

Ecce Romani fanfic exists. I. what. 

edit: this is a thing of beauty.

I just visited the Ecce Romani tag. It is composed entirely of broken carriage jokes, Flavia/Cornelia shippers, and people giving each other homework help. I have discovered the perfect fandom and it’s centered on my sixth-grade Latin textbook. 

VAMPIRE: THE MASQUERADE IS AN RPG ABOUT BEING SINGLE IN YOUR 30S

Idea: street interviews where people are challenged to explain whether "The Washington Redskins" or "The Washington Redcoats" is more offensive

You know what my favorite piece of reactionary media is? Ghostbusters. Hear me out, I’ve mentioned this before, but forever ago....

You know what my favorite piece of reactionary media is?

Ghostbusters.

Hear me out, I’ve mentioned this before, but forever ago. It’s a movie about a bunch of guys who, in the go-go ’80s, give up on academia to found a startup based on cutting edge technology. They settle in gritty New York City, specifically rehabilitating decaying public safety infrastructure, and their job description is literally “drive around town with the siren on, rehabilitating once-glorious locations by imprisoning vandalous spooks”.

They clean the city up, create jobs for the black and white ethnic working class, but face resistance from pointy-headed bureaucrats. (The dickless EPA guy manages to represent both “overregulation” and “safety-threatening prisoner releases” with admirable efficiency.) Ultimately though, the meddlers have to relent in the face of their success at making the city safe for innocents, as represented by yuppie singles in their 30s.

(Ghostbusters II is about the guys making the city a safe place for those yuppies to raise kids by cleansing cultural institutions of evil influence using the power of American patriotism, while the judiciary and mayor come to accept that whatever the law or political elites might say, busting is both necessary and popular.)

Meanwhile, it’s fucking Ghostbusters.

Tagged: ghostbusters reactionary readings of beloved 80s movies

Consultants without their own offices sometimes use this teahouse to meet with clients, I remember in one week I once overheard...

kontextmaschine:

Consultants without their own offices sometimes use this teahouse to meet with clients, I remember in one week I once overheard sessions on the following:

  • Preparing to apply to college
  • Dealing with jealousy in polyamorous relationships
  • Planning a woodcrafts-themed wedding
  • Aligning your chakras to unlock career potential
  • Setting up a mung bean breakfast bar business for the vegan paleo diet market

I’m back and there’s a pair of maybe 36 year old women at the next table and they’re telling stories about their mommyblogging - like, not sharing tales about their kids, sharing tales about sharing tales about their kids - and one of them is going off about how their son would always be crying at 4am and how that confirmed her in a long-ago argument that that was the true witching hour and she’s proud that he’s inherited her sensitivity to spirits.

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

Should probably read a book, but now I've got enough caffeine in me I've lost the necessary calm to merely recieve and...

Should probably read a book, but now I’ve got enough caffeine in me I’ve lost the necessary calm to merely recieve and appreciate one thing for long enough and I’ll just write essays. Maybe I’ll get to work on polishing off all the half-finished ones I have open as untitled documents on TextEdit so I can finally quit the program to update my OS.

i've been thinking about how that whole "the answer is always in the middle" mindset, and how do you think it comes about? See,...

nyathescurial-deactivated201810 asked: i've been thinking about how that whole "the answer is always in the middle" mindset, and how do you think it comes about? See, I was thinking that it comes from an overly black and white "if something isn't 100% right it's totally wrong" train of thought, but i'd like to hear your opinion/thoughts on these this.

spacetwinks:

it comes from a lot of sources, honestly? i know for me a lot of it comes from just being basically told, time and time again, a combination of 1. everyone’s opinion is valid and we need to listen to it/debate it earnestly and hear “all sides” and 2. conflict is inherently bad, so some sort of compromise or middle point is obviously the right place to be

which is bullshit of course, but that shit gets wired into your brain pretty hard over the years from media, education, and many other sources besides

acculturation to democratic mythology in which people are the source of legitimacy and equal in this capacity, duh

How did the first world war actually end? | Paul Mason | Paul Mason

How did the first world war actually end? | Paul Mason | Paul Mason

Tagged: the war ideologies of the present demand the war ideologies of the past be perpetuated

Sorry I Murdered Everyone. I'm An Introvert.

Sorry I Murdered Everyone. I'm An Introvert.

GUYS. Blank Space Music Video Directed by Joseph Kahn Co-Starring Sean O’pry  #BLANKSPACEMUSICVIDEO

taylorswift:

GUYS.

Blank Space Music Video
Directed by Joseph Kahn
Co-Starring Sean O’pry 

#BLANKSPACEMUSICVIDEO

GUYS. Blank Space Music Video Directed by Joseph Kahn Co-Starring Sean O’pry  #BLANKSPACEMUSICVIDEO

Tagged: taylor swift bpd

New York’s Pneumatic Tube Mail Network The pneumatic tube mail was a postal system operating in New York City from 1897 to...

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New York’s Pneumatic Tube Mail Network

The pneumatic tube mail was a postal system operating in New York City from 1897 to 1953 using pneumatic tubes. Following the creation of the first pneumatic mail system in Philadelphia in 1893, New York City’s system was begun, initially only between the old General Post Office on Park Row and the Produce Exchange on Bowling Green, a distance of 3,750 feet. Eventually the network stretched up both sides of Manhattan Island all the way to Manhattanvilleon the West side and “Triborough” in East Harlem, forming a loop running a few feet below street level. Travel time from the General Post Office to Harlem was 20 minutes. A crosstown line connected the two parallel lines between the new General Post office on the West Side and Grand Central Terminal on the east, and took four minutes for mail to traverse. Utilizing the Brooklyn Bridge a spur line also ran from Church Street in lower Manhattan to the general post office in Brooklyn (now Cadman Plaza) taking four minutes. Operators of the system were referred to as “Rocketeers”. Wikipedia

More reading on the Network

From The Works: Anotamy of a City by Kate Ascher

Tagged: history amhist

4 kids just got on this bus with 7 skateboards between them, some carried and some strapped on. Asked who the other 3 were for,...

4 kids just got on this bus with 7 skateboards between them, some carried and some strapped on. Asked who the other 3 were for, one said some were hard wheels for speed[y travel] [and others soft for performance].

I’m glad I asked.

Oh, I just got sports. It's iterated enough that you can be a performance ("athletics") OR a meta ("coaching") fan OR OR...

Oh, I just got sports. It’s iterated enough that you can be a performance (“athletics”) OR a meta (“coaching”) fan OR OR graduate from one to another with age