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So OKCupid changed its app to be more like Tinder. And Tinder (which was always Grindr for straights) changed its app to be...

So OKCupid changed its app to be more like Tinder.

And Tinder (which was always Grindr for straights) changed its app to be more like Snapchat.

Facebook’s trying to be Snapchat too, but Facebook tries to be everything. It was trying to be Foursquare (which was improved Dodgeball) when that was hot; it’s been AIM for ages now; there’s buzz about its app being able to tell and post what you’re listening to, add that to last year’s ability to tag posts with mood and I think in the year of our lord 2013 it decided what the hell, let’s be Livejournal.

Which, the first instinct is to laugh - the hot new thing is 1999! Yeah, well, Grindr was always just a weaponized Hot Or Not.

via summerstaycation

screenshotsofdespair:

via summerstaycation

"During the months Napoleon stayed on the island, he carried out a series of economic and social reforms to improve the quality...

“During the months Napoleon stayed on the island, he carried out a series of economic and social reforms to improve the quality of life, partly to pass the time…”

- Wikipedia, Elba

I’m kind of in love with this image of Napoleon as just some bloke with a “large-scale structural reform” hobby that tended to get out of hand

Tagged: napoleon bonaparte napoleon elba

“Eddie Murphy Raw”, more like Eddie Murphy /pol/, amirite folks, HAHAHAHAHA

Seriously though.

1987.

Tagged: eddie murphy raw Eddie Murphy /pol/

Tea leaves collected from Boston harbor the morning after the Boston Tea Party.  Label reads: “Tea that was gathered up on the...

lostinhistory:

qichi:

minutemanworld:

Tea leaves collected from Boston harbor the morning after the Boston Tea Party. 

Label reads:

“Tea that was gathered up on the Shore of Dorchester Neck on the morning after the destruction of the three Cargos at Boston December 17, 1773.”

i’m so pleased that this means someone during the event was like “yeah this is probably gonna be historically interesting” and just ran out there with, like, what, a net? some cloth? fishing around in the fucking bay to collect tea to put in a bottle? you go, buddy

Good job, anonymous 18th century person.  Your commitment to historic preservation pleases me.

Tagged: likely a fake – see reblogs

WAR ::hunh:: WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? Resolving the priority of irreconcilable claims! (say it again, y'all)

WAR ::hunh:: WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? Resolving the priority of irreconcilable claims! (say it again, y'all)

Also, that tea party note is very improbably from that date, at best perhaps in the 1800s. The long S was used in printing until...

Anonymous asked: Also, that tea party note is very improbably from that date, at best perhaps in the 1800s. The long S was used in printing until about 1800, and well into the 1800s for most people's handwriting.

Hm. Alright. Yeah, knowing how people act, “some contemporary, seeing historic significance, immediately set off to gather and preserve this shit” does sound more farfetched than “some 19th century mountebank tried to make bank off some shitty tea and a random bottle”.

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List of Messiah Claimants is such a good article

grimelords:

List of Messiah Claimants is such a good article

I went to the bar the other night and they had copies of the less good alt-weekly and they're throwing a "Tacos and Tequilas"...

I went to the bar the other night and they had copies of the less good alt-weekly and they’re throwing a “Tacos and Tequilas” event and in the promo package was a Chris Onstad bit that was reallllly thinly veiled bitterness about how without the buffer of ventriloquizing his insecurities through novelty comedy characters no one actually likes his pretentious food writing; Portland continues to live up to itself.

Tagged: portlandportlandportland chris onstad achewood

Here’s a fun read on the history between Marvel and DC

70sscifiart:

Here’s a fun read on the history between Marvel and DC

This and its predecessor are well worth a read.

I do have some objections - I don’t know how you can write a history that goes “In recent decades, in competing with Marvel DC found strength in mining their legacy, eliminated their multiverse and then immediately brought the same ideas back, introduced themes of cosmic myth, and became obsessed with recapturing ‘80s Miller/Moore-era magic and aiming at ‘mature’ audiences” and not ONCE mention Sandman and the Vertigo stuff - but it’s pretty solid.

It’s true, Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns marked the end of the Bronze Age and the beginning of whatever the ‘90 to today are. On the one hand grim antiheroes with Liefield pouches everywhere, but more thematically (and respectably) comics about comics with a sense of “okay, what if this shit were real”.

I’ve said before, the basic conceit of Watchmen was “okay, say there were superheroes, and they followed trends where there was a Golden Age of pulpy musclemen, and a Silver Age of scientific wonders, and a Bronze Age of social tension and self-questioning how and why would that have happened?” And then they explore how actual people might feasibly have behaved under those conditions.

The omnipitent, omnipresent figure associated with America would have been used as a Cold War superweapon, and also would have had a distant relationship to petty mortals. ‘70s disillusion with power would have redounded against superheroes as tools of the man, excoriated them as unchecked authorities, prompted calls for government control, and celebrated them as free men and vigilantes, even though these things are all in complete conflict. The woman who wore a skintight bodysuit and worked with a bunch of macho types would have been harassed and treated as a sexual object, the kind of woman who would decide to wear a skin-tight bodysuit and chase fame going on well-publicized adventures with a bunch of macho types would probably have a complex relationship to this fact, the daughter she raised in loose post-60s fashion into the shoulderpadded ‘80s would have a complex relationship to THAT fact, etc., etc.

And that was revolutionary! And around the same time, Dark Knight Returns made the point, “if Batman was real, he’d basically be a psychologically damaged para-fascist”. Which is almost conventional wisdom now, but that was revolutionary!

Of course before all that was Crisis on Infinite Earths which even established the idea “what if all this mythology was part of one coherent world”, and it was more mainstream and had an accordingly pulpy definition of “coherent”, but it was still a stab in this new direction, and set up the idea of a “generational” progression of heroes.

Sandman was, for all the goth brooding, not all that psychologically introspective or realist, but it was all in on attempting to tie stories in together. Dream was basically the embodiment of Story, and the Sandman universe was basically a meta-story for telling stories about storytellers and the stories they tell, which managed to weave into one coherent universe not only a bunch of early pulp-era comic books but basically the entire sum of Western and Near-Eastern history and mythology.

Moore’s League of Extraordinary Gentlemen did the same stuff with the Victorian literature from which the pulp tradition originated, then Grant Morrison and The Invisibles, and then if that wasn’t enough The Filth, which was kind of a riff on the very act of maintaining a comics continuity, only written with the subtle grace of a fucking sledgehammer - it literally features the characters gazing upon the giant hand of the (dead) Author/God holding a pen towards the end - with all sorts of juvenile-“mature” vulgarity along the way, basically a 13-issue adventure in crawling up his own asshole. I hear his recent run on Batman did an admirable job of integrating the character’s mythology, even the silly ‘60s stuff, into a respectable whole though.

One thing you rarely hear of these days is Marvel’s 1994 Marvels series, even though the “superpowers at street level” stuff presaged the feel of Powers, Astro City, and Top 10.

Tagged: comics comic books it's media

Christ man, so many webcomics with characters and plotlines that are to '10s "sexual diversity" what Poochie was to '90s...

Christ man, so many webcomics with characters and plotlines that are to ‘10s “sexual diversity” what Poochie was to '90s “attitude”

(edit: David Willis followed me for, like, 12 hours after I tagged him on this. Fair enough, hardly in any position to judge the guy for reading the shit I post on the internet.)

Tagged: webcomics david willis

"Singing songs and carrying signs Mostly say, hooray for our side" Like, that's supposed to be a knock, right? That these...

“Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side”

Like, that’s supposed to be a knock, right? That these people aren’t deep enough or something, cause their signs don’t have arguments on them? So we shouldn’t take them seriously?

Like, that’s what a battle flag is. It’s a fabric sign that says “hooray for our side”. There’s a reason why there’s anarchist flags, and communist flags, and I guess whatever flag Bolivar flew, but there’s no such thing as a land reform flag, let alone a “land reform: because the concentration of farmland in the hands of few absentee lords rather than multiple smallholdings retards economic development, degrades peasants, and encourages decadent corruption” flag.

Tagged: buffalo springfield for what it's worth land reform flag battle flag

People are like "man, if Marvel-style mutation was real, there'd be a ton of people with really petty superpowers". No, if...

People are like “man, if Marvel-style mutation was real, there’d be a ton of people with really petty superpowers”. No, if Marvel-style mutation was real, there’d be a ton of people with pediatric cancer.

Poor Richard's Almanack Was Daily Textposts From Benjamin Franklin's Queue

Tagged: history benjamin franklin poor richard poor richard's almanack almanac

Holy shit though, as much as I hammer on the "history was the same humans as us" thing that was a big breakthrough for me.

Holy shit though, as much as I hammer on the “history was the same humans as us” thing that was a big breakthrough for me.

Contemporary reproduction of a composite gun with a “plug bayonet”. Composite guns were manufactured by gunsmiths from pieces of...

minutemanworld:

Contemporary reproduction of a composite gun with a “plug bayonet”. Composite guns were manufactured by gunsmiths from pieces of different weapons. In an era before mass production, if a gun broke down you couldn’t just order in replacement part 2384B. It would either need to be fixed or replaced from another gun.

Plug bayonets were the earliest type of bayonets to be used. They get their name because of the design, which requires that the handle of the bayonet be fitted inside the barrel of the gun “plugging” it. 

Of course this prevents the gun from being fired, and alternatives were quickly sought.

This particular example was made by gunsmith Ian Pratt.

Culture, be it material or idealistic, proceeds evolutionarily. Each development is first assessed in light of that which came before, in a way that can easily seem odd in later on retrospect.

To us, rifles with plug bayonets are odd - you can forfeit the entire purpose of a gun in order to stab someone with it. That’s weird. At the time, they were pikes where you could remove the blade and use it as a gun. That was amazing.

I remember in the early 2000s when blogs - warblogs, even - were becoming a thing, the next evolution of the newspaper column. One of the things that aghast heritage media denigrated about blogs was that they would just drop in pictures they found from anywhere. Which from a newspaper office perspective makes sense - hiring photographers, or licensing their work was a big part of their budget, and moreover of their self-narrative.

But from the web-native curatorial perspective that was just insane. Of course there were pictures. Here’s a thing I’m talking about, and there exists in the wild a picture of it, so you can better understand it, so of course the two go together as a matter of basic competency.

But things resolved. Newspapers don’t complain about them anymore. Maybe because there’s no one left with the idle time to complain. Once as a kid I thought I might make a career getting paid to write essays, but then the internet. C'est la vie, it’s unfortunate and they did warn us about this but seriously, fuck Metallica. Those dudes are dicks.

On the other hand, I don’t see blogs, at least the Wordpress-style things that I identify as the platonic figure of a blog, linking inline photos as much anymore. We kind of accepted that the association was the relic of the newspaper, and realized that now that we have the internet instead of a printing press and trucks and newstands, there’s no reason to expect to get photography and essays from the same source anymore.

On the third hand there’s whatever the hell I’m doing, hijacking an only tangentially related photoset for the purpose of an essay.

Tagged: history plug bayonet

autumn asked us which of goth and jock she was (we specified you could be both but not neither) and we concluded that nerds have goth priorities but jock attitudes

"Singing songs and carrying signs Mostly say, hooray for our side” Like, that’s supposed to be a knock, right? That these...

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talkinggorillabutler:

kontextmaschine:

“Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side”

Like, that’s supposed to be a knock, right? That these people aren’t deep enough or something, cause their signs don’t have arguments on them? So we shouldn’t take them seriously?

Like, that’s what a battle flag is. It’s a…

The point being that, as persuasive and morally correct as the arguments or the cause, a large degree of support is going to be based on in-group-belongingness-feeling.

I know, the point is that that’s not an aberration or a failing, that’s the normal and proper order of things.

The specific political distinction to which political actions and motives can be reduced is that between friend and enemy.“ - Carl Schmitt

Honestly, I find it more objectionable that there's a professional sports team called "the Utah Jazz".

Honestly, I find it more objectionable that there’s a professional sports team called “the Utah Jazz”.