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Last summer when I was taking my motorcycle back from Missoula (and that’s a story I should tell sometime) I stopped in an army...

Last summer when I was taking my motorcycle back from Missoula (and that’s a story I should tell sometime) I stopped in an army surplus store in northern Idaho, ‘cause for a while I’d been looking for the button-in winter liners for my BDUs. I found them. Also, I found flyers on the message board advertising force-on-force training sessions. And it’s like oh, northern Idaho. If the government ever sends single platoons of light infantry to capture your strategically worthless butt-fuck nowhere farmholds, you sure will be prepared.

What those guys need is to get them some fucking Mao. “But dude was a commie!” Yes, but dude (literally!) wrote the book on conducting a populist revolution from a rural base. And if the right can do the “the evildoers are taking inspiration and tactics from this book!/we totally need to take inspiration and tactics from this book!” two-step with Alinsky, they can do it with Mao.

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genalovestoons:

Yeah, shit-talk the sexing-up all you want but it worked. I’d hit that. I would absolutely hit that. I’d hit that from here to Zebes.

Tagged: do you have any idea how long I looked for a gif of ness doing a 100%+ smash on samus to toss in there at the end?

Used to think boomer nostalgia was a little overindulged. Like, I had a classmate whose dad ran a '50s-themed diner, oldies...

Used to think boomer nostalgia was a little overindulged. Like, I had a classmate whose dad ran a ‘50s-themed diner, oldies jukebox and all. Well, I’m at Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade and they’re basically playing the Vice City soundtrack while they project Beetlejuice on the wall and, um,

Gabriele D’Annunzio sur la plage de Francavilla, photographié par Francesco Paolo Michetti, 1883

fantomas-en-cavale:

Gabriele D’Annunzio sur la plage de Francavilla, photographié par Francesco Paolo Michetti, 1883

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Richard Powers tackles Philip K Dick

70sscifiart:

seanporeilly:

70sscifiart:

Richard Powers tackles Philip K Dick

Great design, 1000% nothing to do with what’s in the novel

Update: Richard Powers fails to tackle Philip K Dick.

Happy May Day from FurAffinity

nonefriendly:

Happy May Day from FurAffinity

We seem to have forgotten that the expression ‘a liberal education’ originally meant among the Romans one worthy of free men;...

We seem to have forgotten that the expression ‘a liberal education’ originally meant among the Romans one worthy of free men; while the learning of trades and professions by which to get your livelihood merely, was considered worthy of slaves only.

Henry David Thoreau  (via obitchuaries)

I’ve said it before and I’ll now say it again, “the college experience” was always “the ruling class experience”.

But a point worth making is that a liberal arts education isn’t merely about teaching the finer things in life as an end in itself, so that the ruling class might fully realize their potential. It’s about equipping them to claim that ruling position. Chemistry teaches mastery of chemicals, Physics teaches mastery of the physical, the humanities teach mastery of humans. Like,

The humanities tradition in America (and back to its forerunner in England) originates with the training of ministers, because, in pastoral roles, ministers lead humans.

States founded “normal schools” to train teachers of secondary education (these often remain as an intermediate level of state-run higher education, “below” even the satellites of the flagship universities but “above” community colleges, roughly like California’s Cal State system).

The land grant colleges, yeah, focus on the practical arts, agriculture and mining and engineering and everyday life, but even then they didn’t so much teach your average farmer, or pickaxe wielder, or machine operator, or mother so much as your surveyors, your agricultural extension educators, your machine designers, your social workers. Not to mention their entwinement with ROTC programs as a mechanism for cultivating a literal officer class.

(Which has weird side-effects occasionally. The bunk “POW/MIA” notion that after American pullout, the Vietnamese were still keeping American combatants captive for I guess the hell of it drew a lot of strength from the fact that those designated MIA - lost in the jungle where no one could account for them or recover their remains - were disproportionately pilots, and thus officers, and thus college boys and thus mostly scions of the upper-enough classes with the pull to enlist cultural and government support to affirm their denial. The new Battlestar Galactica also had a pretty good episode about the problems with having a guy who specializes in piloting outrank NCOs who lead men. The U.S. Army wisely deals with this by making its [helicopter] pilots warrant officers, but I’m digressing pretty far here.)

The small colleges associated with various Protestant sects in the mid-19th to -20th centuries drew on contemporary missionary fervor, and many of the subjects they were known for - sociology, anthropology, linguistics, comparative religion - were focused on enabling students understand the foreign cultures of the mission field so as better to convert them. (Ironically, these efforts boomeranged and undermined their host religions, producing things like The Golden Bough, The Hero with a Thousand Faces, and counterbiblical accounts of human prehistory)

The problem with trying to expand a humanities education to everyone is the classic problem of too many chiefs, not enough indians. You can’t have everyone be a ruler ‘cause then who do they rule? We don’t have a Colonial Service, the classic outlet for surplus elites, and the education system in its expansion has long been recruiting from our internal colonies to train their own elites.

PhD programs are still run to train (and exploit) scholars more than general leaders, I suppose the equivalent might be terminal masters’ degrees like MBAs and nonprofit management programs. (The NGO-industrial complex is actually a pretty clear successor to Prot mission work domestically and abroad, and all of these basically serve(d) in America [in alliance with the U.S. Navy/Marines] as sort of a makeshift Colonial Service)

A weird thing about STEM partisans is when they think that shunting more people into technoscientific training will raise the status and power of people with technoscientific training rather than supply indians for the humanities chiefs.

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I went to an Ivy League college. Cornell, which is in some ways the most marginal of them, but still. College of Arts & Sciences, majored in American Studies (mostly cultural and economic history). Recommend the experience.

And they’d always be bringing in various recognizable names on lecture tours, musicians on performance tours that the comfortable country burg of Ithaca wouldn’t otherwise rank. I went to some of them, but I remember being even more struck when you’d see some guy just hanging around getting coffee or dinner in the same place you did.

But you know, that’s the point. The students aren’t particularly expected to learn much from a lecture or a Q&A with a known name that they couldn’t from some less heralded figure, or these days just read online, the point is really to instantiate the physicality of these demicelebrities to hammer home the point that you are of a kind with them, shared members of the culture of People Who Actually Matter.

I had some great teachers. I had some absolutely great teachers - Stuart Blumin comes immediately to mind - and I learned a lot from my classes, in lectures and in reading that, honestly, I wouldn’t have done (or even been aware of as an option) otherwise. And I appreciate that all the more since I got out and realized that even a lot of the college graduates of my generation never even took classes from full professors until their senior year (or even only from upperclassmen in their freshman year).

But when I was about to graduate, I looked back on my experience and realized that probably the most significant things I picked up were from the shadow curriculum - an accurate geographical sense of Manhattan, a sense of taste in wine*, and a sensibility that *real* people count money in at least tenths of a million.

Of course, I’ve kind of fallen back from that a bit. I went to one of the global cities and hated it, and now reside in one of the merely national cities.


I tinker with an old motorcycle (and Pirsig and Crawford are right, it’s a very rewarding hobby for thinky writey types), take it into the countryside, and swell with pride when I realize I’m passing for redneck. Meanwhile a lot of the most promising people I knew have become corporate lawyers reviewing contracts 80 hours a week and namedropping restaurants and vacation destinations, or preening producers of “content” (I brag and show off, but I do *not* preen). A lot of my fellow graduates went into finance too, but they were the poker-playing frat bros I never respected in the first place.

But still, I mean, here I am, using my humanities knowledge, and my inculcated sense of self as A Leader, to try to influence and educate people that I consider to have a particularly strong potential to influence and educate people in my native culture.

So.




* part of this was just a factor of the one of the guys I hung out with, whose father would ship him cases of wine because… honestly I have no idea why. He wrote an amazing sonnet sequence in the more stable part of an amphetamine madness, that got him into an MFA program where he had, I’m told, an undistinguished turn, and ended up marrying a Canadian oil heiress.

But then, my point is that the point of the Ivy League is that that’s the kind of people you meet. (That’s not even getting into the fact that we had honest to god royalty in our classes. Or, you know, not in our classes, as the case might be.) And even then, part of it is that there’s an honest to god class, Wines, that almost everyone takes senior year. (Cornell, with Berkeley, is basically responsible for the existence of the American wine industry, and the course is in the incongruous Hotel School, which is the most prestigious training ground for the American hospitality industry, so they’ve kind of got an excuse. Kind of.)

Tagged: history

My first year I was actually considering Chemistry and Computer Science. Getting people to give that up is a major point of the...

My first year I was actually considering Chemistry and Computer Science.

Getting people to give that up is a major point of the first-year courses in that. Chemistry I just realized that I had considered myself a STEM type back in school because I liked science fiction and I was good at doing sums in my head, but I wasn’t actually good at this and I didn’t particularly enjoy it.

CompSci, it was partly just that what I was interested in about that was not at all what a research university does in that sector. Like, I wanted to program (because vidya, like everyone) and the attitude was more like “crafting a program is trivial and uninteresting, the real business is applied recursive abstract math”. Also the 102 professor was a terrible teacher and didn’t remotely care, kind of assumed we’d teach ourselves languages and so focused on hammering home his personal file cabinet-based metaphor for protected classes.

I knew someone who did go through the program, and on to get at least a masters’ degree with it. He was an asexual rabbit furry (which I just now realize is kinda funny) who I think maybe converted to Quakerism? Big on animal rights and pacifism and whatnot. Anyway, the NSA phone-monitoring thing didn’t remotely surprise me because in like 2005 he was like “well, our team got a grant to develop a system to apply incredibly complex DSP algorithms over absurdly huge arrays, and there’s no name attached, and I have no goddamn idea what it even does, but there’s only one force in the world with remotely enough capacity to implement it”.

Kim Stanley Robinson wrote a book called Years of Rice and Salt, an alternate history where one of the plagues absolutely wipes out European Christendom. (For a book that’s partially set in both Japan and Anatolia, the sexy intergenerational bathing bits are remarkably brief and rare.) He leans too far on parallels - there’s I think a not-Galileo and a not-Newton at least, and the “feminism is totally compatible with Islam, and could indeed rescue it from itself, in alliance with Science!” bits are 2002core as all hell. But the thing that most bothered me at the end after not-World War I/II was when all the scientists in the world get together and are like “for the good of mankind, let’s make sure no one ever learns nuclear fission”, and it’s like dude, for a guy who specializes in writing about the role and function of scientists in culture, you seem to have no fucking clue about the role and function of scientists in culture.



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PhD programs are still run to train (and exploit) scholars more than general leaders, I suppose the equivalent might be terminal...

PhD programs are still run to train (and exploit) scholars more than general leaders, I suppose the equivalent might be terminal masters’ degrees like MBAs and nonprofit management programs. (The NGO-industrial complex is actually a pretty clear successor to Prot mission work domestically and abroad, and all of these basically serve(d) in America [in alliance with the U.S. Navy/Marines] as sort of a makeshift Colonial Service)

Riffing off that

On the way back from Missoula on that motorcycle trip that I’ll get around to maybe next week, today’s coffee is wearing off and I’d like to do some yard work while the sun’s still up, my bike broke down in Sandpoint, Idaho.

Long story short I would’ve been fucked unless I could find people with both experience as vintage Honda mechanics and machine tool-assisted metal fabrication, and by complete coincidence I immediately ran into people with those exact skill sets in a random parking lot.

The one guy, Andrew, was a serious Christian preparing to go off with his family on mission (again). He took the coincidence as divine will and he’s probably got something there - not a Christian myself, but the whole region’s been very clearly and strongly sanctified to Christ. In any case, very Good Samaritan of him, made for great witness. He had access to machine tools because he worked for an aircraft manufacturer that specializes in building planes for mission work in the islands of SE Asia and Oceania.

Said that in addition to what you’d expect from a mission plane - heavy cargo capacity, long range, ability to land at and take off from short, unimproved facilities - what sets their plane apart was though a light single-engine it’s a turboprop running on jet fuel, because mission fields tend towards areas without a general aviation infrastructure and thus access to avgas, but you’re never too far away from US or client military infrastructure to source jet fuel.

(He also said he’d heard of interest from South America, and intimated that he wouldn’t be surprised if it appealed to smugglers.)

Tagged: quest kodiak quest aviation mission field

Temporary Autonomous Zones

bourgeois:petit bourgeois:proletariat:lumpenproletariat::Bohemian Grove:Burning Man:Sturgis:Gathering of the Juggalos

Right?

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omg, i never even thought about how dudes could self-insert themselves as the "solve" or "cure" to girls problems as nichijou, i...

Anonymous asked: omg, i never even thought about how dudes could self-insert themselves as the "solve" or "cure" to girls problems as nichijou, i always just viewed it as a random show that actually handled it's randomness/quirkyness/whatever quality in a funny way, but now that you say it, i can TOTALLY see that happening all the time, omg...

monetizeyourcat-blog:

yeah like… it’s a sort of subtle but critical distinction. helplessness only becomes Cute Helplessness if help is possible but absent. the manic pixie dream girl archetype is sort of similar in a western context, especially in that the same dudes who get off on the flattened and isolated fantasy tend to see weird girls in the context of our friends and loved ones infuriating and threatening. the male gaze scares me a lot and i think girls who are into very male gazey stuff despite it have a stronger stomach than me

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memejacker:

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i’ve talked about it before but one of the big reasons early internet and especially early internet webcomics are so incredible...

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spacetwinks:

i’ve talked about it before but one of the big reasons early internet and especially early internet webcomics are so incredible is because at that point, getting a comic onto a computer and then onto the internet and keeping an ongoing site running for your comic was only going…

When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.

piragon:

When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.

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You know that whole thing, like, "confronted with a foreigner, dude continues to speak his own language, only louder and slower,...

You know that whole thing, like, “confronted with a foreigner, dude continues to speak his own language, only louder and slower, ha ha what a fool”.

Except that’s not a terrible instinct, when you consider that through most of history, the foreign languages you were most likely to encounter were the related dialects of the next region over. Like, carefully enunciating English won’t help a Mandarin-speaker understand you, but it might be useful to a speaker of Dutch or even German. In the other direction, consider how English-speakers can kind of follow Jamaican patois if spoken slowly and clearly but get completely lost at conversational speed.

Months of the Year 2014 Calendar featuring January’s Month of the Month, September, and June’s Month of the Month, February.

liartownusa:

Months of the Year 2014 Calendar featuring January’s Month of the Month, September, and June’s Month of the Month, February.

Biked downhill ; there was a Stop sign coming up on Hawthorne with stickers below reading “YOUR VOTE COUNTS” and I couldn’t tell...

Biked downhill ; there was a Stop sign coming up on Hawthorne with stickers below reading “YOUR VOTE COUNTS” and I couldn’t tell if it was civicist with “counts” as a verb or anarchist with “vote counts” a noun phrase.

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